Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I'm doing sex . . . I'm just a pain in the ass.

Jesus, rp, LUBE and STRETCHING through pleasurable play. How often do I have to say this?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Are you the laziest ass-fucker ever, or what?

good thing she isn't the top in the relationship.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
STP. <yawn>

Yawning is so 20 minutes ago.

[Mandy GA]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Sorry to parse, but do the two of you only have sex on the weekends, or is it that you only feel the urge "back there" on the weekends?

He travels a lot during the week. Weekends are our time to explore the horizons.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
But if I go away for a month, I might come back all nice and pleasant like you did.

It's um, something that Burger is one of the most uptight on the board and his avatar is of an individual who is the opposite of uptight in inclination.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mandy GA
He travels a lot during the week. Weekends are our time to explore the horizons.

Jesus god, NotMe finally gave up her anal virginity and is too afraid to own up to it.

[Mandy GA]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
She says they live together, and I'm doing an informal poll on how frequently cohabiting couples have sex.
.

For me and mine, a lot, when he is not out of town.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Mandy GA
He travels a lot during the week. Weekends are our time to explore the horizons.

I dunno, horizon-exploring might be happening on weekdays, too.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Mandy GA
For me and mine, a lot, when he is not out of town.

When is he going out of town next?

[Mandy GA]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I dunno, horizon-exploring might be happening on weekdays, too.

Or Verizon exploring if you include phone-sex.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
When is he going out of town next?

As if you don't already know.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Mandy GA
Or Verizon exploring if you include phone-sex.

Oh, very clever of him to call you and act like he's still horny.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It's um, something that Burger is one of the most uptight on the board and his avatar is of an individual who is the opposite of uptight in inclination.

Coincidental? Paradoxical? Condundrumable?

Incidentally, I decided that I will become a private detective, and shall live in a trailer on a beach in Malibu. And I will drive a really bitchin Firebird.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
A new thread, so Burger can relax.

I think we should rename, especially since August is almost over.

Since the trend seems to be that the person who posts the 5,000th post gets to name the next thread, that next thread should relate back to that post somehow.

So, I'd like to name this thread: "Where the kids come to mouth off." (DTB can consult on whether a hyphen needs to be inserted.)

TM

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Incidentally, I decided that I will become a private detective, and shall live in a trailer on a beach in Malibu. And I will drive a really bitchin Firebird.

That is so hot.