Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I've seen it in Starbucks. Uh, not that I ever go to Starbucks. Just one day, when the granola local coffee dive was closed. And I was studying for a final exam. And I ran out of No Doze. Yeah, that one day that I stepped foot inside a Starbucks, I saw the non-soda, sugar-free drink concoction. Then I left the store without purchasing anything. And then I went home and showered. Twice. It is hard to get that corporate greed filth off in the shower. It left a mocha java film.

How do you wash off the shame?

TM