Where the Kids Come to Mouth Off

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Picture this: Charlize, George and Keanu (his role will be to keep his mouth busy without talking). Yummy.

Sounds like Keanu has some self-love issues to work through first.

• Reeves, Keanu. May be a FOD, although there are many conflicting reports on this. Hygienically challenged. Never graduated from high school. Supposed drug use. No one home upstairs, but it's a hell of a climb up the staircase. In person, a nice, sweet, unassuming guy who is very generous with his money, both to the crews of his films as well as to charities. Reportedly becoming increasingly withdrawn due to a series of personal tragedies. Linked with Carrie-Anne Moss, Keanu Reeves, and Michael Stipe.