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		| Originally posted by Atticus Grinch I can't reconcile this.  If a semicolon is the appropriate punctuation, it's a run-on sentence, no?
 
 My feisty coworker was telling me that it's not a run-on because there is an implied "because."  I told em that I was unaware of the "implied because" doctrine that excuses run-on sentences.  Em is otherwise very bright (hi, em!) but, bitch, please --- "implied because"?
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 I think it's definitely a run-on sentence and requires a semi-colon.
Woowee!  That was fun.
Now can we talk about sex?  please