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12-08-2004, 03:11 PM
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#5026
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Smells Like Victory!
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Sock Drawer
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Skiing Question
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Mom, Dad, I love you. Please don't sell me to Paris Hilton.
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Speaking of all things Parisien...
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Paris Hilton has been named one of the 10 “most fascinating” people of 2004” by Barbara Walters. Walters will host an hour-long ABC News special Wednesday night (9 p.m. ET)...
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As for the sex tape,
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"It was (very painful). I thought it was the end. I thought, I was so embarrassed for all my teenage fans and my younger fans. I thought it was over."
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Query: Don't you have to have done something (anything) with your life before you can have fans? I mean, this was pre-video, pre-Simple Life, pre-just-about-anything (hi, dtb!).
IL ("Hilton reveals that she doesn’t just sit around saying “That’s hot” all day: She even reads books") NS
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12-08-2004, 03:13 PM
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#5027
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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"nobody's perfect"
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Yeah, it doesn't ruin her for me either.
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The last line of "Some Like It Hot" makes an excellent re line for this topic, doncha think? |
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12-08-2004, 03:15 PM
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#5028
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Drowned by beer cans
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Celebrating str8's return, I share this tidbit: A friend of a friend just got a guest star part in ER as "guy who is stuck inside his girlfirend after their car gets hit while they are having sex in it."
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How exactly would he get stuck? Does the shock cause her to clam up? Inquiring minds, etc. |
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12-08-2004, 03:15 PM
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#5029
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Skiing Question
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Originally posted by ilikenewsocks
Speaking of all things Parisien...
As for the sex tape,
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Query: Don't you have to have done something (anything) with your life before you can have fans? I mean, this was pre-video, pre-Simple Life, pre-just-about-anything (hi, dtb!).
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That's exactly what I thought when I stumbled across the word "fans". Her teenaged fans? WTF? Maybe she means the teenaged boys who, um, well... you know... use her picture as a non-marital aid. |
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12-08-2004, 03:16 PM
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#5030
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Poll: best closing line
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Originally posted by Not Bob
The last line of "Some Like It Hot" makes an excellent re line for this topic, doncha think?
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We should have a poll for favorite closing line of a show or movie.
My vote is for the Office, Series 2: "And people say she's just a big pair of tits."
As an alternate, you can offer cheesiest closing line.
Last edited by robustpuppy; 12-08-2004 at 03:18 PM..
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12-08-2004, 03:18 PM
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#5031
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Drowned by beer cans
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
How exactly would he get stuck? Does the shock cause her to clam up? Inquiring minds, etc.
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I hope that's not it. I'd bet the Jaws of Life are pretty cold this time of year in Chicago.
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12-08-2004, 03:19 PM
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#5032
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Drowned by beer cans
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I hope that's not it. I'd bet the Jaws of Life are pretty cold this time of year in Chicago.
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This post reminds me of that freaky Jeremy Irons twin gynecologists movie. Shivvvveeeerrrrrr. |
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12-08-2004, 03:22 PM
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Drowned by beer cans
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
How exactly would he get stuck? Does the shock cause her to clam up? Inquiring minds, etc.
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I mention, in passing, that I now get you and NotFromHere confused due to similarity of avatars. I know; they are different. But when scrolling through bunches of posts my brain fails to note the differences. Apparently.
And, yes, how does one get stuck? |
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12-08-2004, 03:24 PM
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Caustically Optimistic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The City That Reads
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Drowned by beer cans
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Celebrating str8's return, I share this tidbit: A friend of a friend just got a guest star part in ER as "guy who is stuck inside his girlfirend after their car gets hit while they are having sex in it."
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Speaking of people you know on tv, I caught the second half of the designer reality show on Bravo last night with the woman you know. Her design was pretty decent. The guy who won [the evening] did so by blind luck, and doesn't quite fathom that fact (The assignment was to create evening wear from items purchased at a supermarket - he chose cornhusks and then was too stupid to refrigerate them/keep them damp, so they shrivelled up overnight. They happened to shrivel in a cool pattern; he thinks he got points for using organic material.).
RT friend was not, in this episode anyway, portrayed as anything but a perfectly nice person. Which you'd expect. |
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12-08-2004, 03:26 PM
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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Drowned by beer cans
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
How exactly would he get stuck? Does the shock cause her to clam up? Inquiring minds, etc.
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Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: The other day Crash called a woman's pu... pussy... um, well, you know how the hair is kind of in a V-shape?
Annie Savoy: Yes, I do.
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: Well, he called it the Bermuda Triangle. He said that a man could get lost in there and never be heard from again.
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12-08-2004, 03:28 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Drowned by beer cans
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
And, yes, how does one get stuck?
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It happened in Hollywood Wives. Jackie Collins explained that sometimes there can be involuntary clenching. (I read this about 20 years ago, but I am certain it is still true. Ms. Collins has impeccable credentials about this kind of thing) |
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12-08-2004, 03:29 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Drowned by beer cans
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: The other day Crash called a woman's pu... pussy... um, well, you know how the hair is kind of in a V-shape?
Annie Savoy: Yes, I do.
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: Well, he called it the Bermuda Triangle. He said that a man could get lost in there and never be heard from again.
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I don't think that Crash meant that in the ER-episode sense, though. |
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12-08-2004, 03:30 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Drowned by beer cans
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It happened in Hollywood Wives. Jackie Collins explained that sometimes there can be involuntary clenching. (I read this about 20 years ago, but I am certain it is still true. Ms. Collins has impeccable credentials about this kind of thing)
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Creativity withers in the face of a man-eating vagina.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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12-08-2004, 03:33 PM
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#5039
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,280
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Drowned by beer cans
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
How exactly would he get stuck? Does the shock cause her to clam up? Inquiring minds, etc.
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My understanding is someone's pelvis gets broken. My friend was very excited for his friend.
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12-08-2004, 03:38 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Drowned by beer cans
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It happened in Hollywood Wives. Jackie Collins explained that sometimes there can be involuntary clenching. (I read this about 20 years ago, but I am certain it is still true. Ms. Collins has impeccable credentials about this kind of thing)
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Isn't there a novel where something like this happens? It may be The World According to Garp, but I wouldn't swear to it. I think rather than sexual intercourse, the penis involved is having the oral sex done to it. |
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