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01-26-2005, 01:04 PM
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
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Mons Venus
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Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
It is allegedly the place where the lap dance was invented. And it certainly has the reputation as one of the best strip clubs in the country. As bill killer noted, it's on Dale Mabry Highway, and is only a few blocks from Raymond James Stadium. Out of town rock stars, and football and baseball players are frequent visitors. (note to bill -- the strip joint with the spaceship on top is the 2001 Odyssey, which is right across the steet from the Mons)
I've never been in the Mons (why would I lie? I'm anonymous), but according to friends who have, the girls are simply stunning. Warning -- the city of Tampa enacted a six-foot buffer ordinance a couple of years ago in an effort to stamp out lap dancing, and the police occasionally raid the place.
Have fun.
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This is the worst use of the anon feature I have ever seen. You're anonymous because you heard things second-hand? And this is outable?
Are you in the corner giggling like a schoolgirl, thinking, "I am so naughty. I heard there's this strip club and they have lap dances. Tee-hee-hee."?
I am glad you chose to protect your identity so that no one would ever think you read a travel guide for Tampa.
Oh, and Coltrane, if you are staying on a "key" near Tampa, you are on St. Pete Beach at the closest. This is at least 20 minutes away from the Mons with no traffic. Be sure to have very good transportation to carry you back and forth.
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01-26-2005, 01:05 PM
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#1592
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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paging str8
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Hey brother, I need a miracle, are you scalping any Crowes tickets? Someone bought em all offf the fan website before this fan could log on.
Seriously.
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If str8 can't help you, try here.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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01-26-2005, 01:09 PM
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#1593
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,753
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Mons Venus
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Originally posted by evenodds
Oh, and Coltrane, if you are staying on a "key" near Tampa, you are on St. Pete Beach at the closest. This is at least 20 minutes away from the Mons with no traffic. Be sure to have very good transportation to carry you back and forth.
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We're flying into Tampa. We're going to make a pit stop at Mons before we head down to Siesta Key.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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01-26-2005, 01:14 PM
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#1594
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Maybe this is why it was fabulous
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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Since I am hung like a raisin, you must mean someone else.
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01-26-2005, 01:16 PM
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#1595
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,281
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Coachella
The Coachella Festival has a new website and here are the first few confirmed bands: Rilo Kiley, Bloc Party, the Bravery, Fiery Furnaces, French Kicks, British Sea Power, the Futureheads, M83 and Ambulance LTD. The dates have also been confirmed: April 30th - May 1st.
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01-26-2005, 01:17 PM
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#1596
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Prophet
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Wilderness
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Tautou you.
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Originally posted by Jesus
OK, so it's OK to make the Da Vinci Code, it's OK to nominate it for an Oscar but Passion of the Christ is a no no. Can you say conspiracy?
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You were good in JCSS.
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01-26-2005, 01:19 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Tautou you.
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Originally posted by John the Baptist
You were good in JCSS.
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Your arms are no thicker than pony's hot throbbing stick of love. Please seek medical attention immediately. |
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01-26-2005, 01:20 PM
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Mons Venus
Quote:
Originally posted by evenodds
This is the worst use of the anon feature I have ever seen. You're anonymous because you heard things second-hand? And this is outable?
Are you in the corner giggling like a schoolgirl, thinking, "I am so naughty. I heard there's this strip club and they have lap dances. Tee-hee-hee."?
I am glad you chose to protect your identity so that no one would ever think you read a travel guide for Tampa.
Oh, and Coltrane, if you are staying on a "key" near Tampa, you are on St. Pete Beach at the closest. This is at least 20 minutes away from the Mons with no traffic. Be sure to have very good transportation to carry you back and forth.
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I won the award for the worst use of the anon feature EVER? Really? Cool. Mom will be so proud
And you saw what bill killer and bnb said about Tampa. Who would want to admit to having read about a place like that in The Lonely Planet?
Fashionably Drunk But Anonymous Former Midwesterner Waiting To Die From Too Much Cheesiness And Depression |
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01-26-2005, 01:23 PM
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#1599
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Mons Venus
Quote:
Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
I won the award for the worst use of the anon feature EVER? Really? Cool. Mom will be so proud
And you saw what bill killer and bnb said about Tampa. Who would want to admit to having read about a place like that in The Lonely Planet?
Fashionably Drunk But Anonymous Former Midwesterner Waiting To Die From Too Much Cheesiness And Depression
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E/O, flip that pussy!
(And welcome back. I missed you.) |
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01-26-2005, 01:31 PM
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#1600
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Mons Venus
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
E/O, flip that pussy!
(And welcome back. I missed you.)
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Do her neighbors know about the pussy flipping? Maybe she should leave a note.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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01-26-2005, 01:31 PM
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Elevated
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: On The Path
Posts: 15
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Tautou you.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Your arms are no thicker than pony's hot throbbing stick of love. Please seek medical attention immediately.
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Sadly, following the wrong horse has ruined his diet. Twit will probably start reading Dianetics soon.
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01-26-2005, 01:35 PM
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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Mons Venus
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
E/O, flip that pussy!
(And welcome back. I missed you.)
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While I would love to flip the pussy, I have decided not to after em explained the use of the anon feature. Such use would have been better explained in the post. I mean, who wouldn't understand that em posted as anon since em stood in the hallways of em's firm proudly displaying em's platinum vip card, which had to be laminated to protect from over use?
Clearly, that is outable.
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My enemies curse my name, but rave about my ass.
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01-26-2005, 01:36 PM
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prodigal poster
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: gate 27
Posts: 2,710
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Mons Venus
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Do her neighbors know about the pussy flipping? Maybe she should leave a note.
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Enough with the notes. They are going to think I am Martin Luther.
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My enemies curse my name, but rave about my ass.
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01-26-2005, 01:38 PM
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#1604
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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What a Pussy
He needs to be flipped.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/01/26/new....ap/index.html
(man buys full page ad in newpaper to beg his estranged wife to take him back)
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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01-26-2005, 01:46 PM
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#1605
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,281
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Another way to waste time
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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