imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by dtb
Three or four.

All catered meetings are served in stapled paper bags. (You know -- that mighty and impenetrable fortress protecting true believers from traif -- the stapled paper bag.)

But what did they have in their coffee room? And how did they keep the goyim from putting both sets of dishes in the sink?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by barely_legal
You seem to know a lot about this subbing stuff. And the S&M. Does your Dom torture you by holding a cupcake in front of your face but not letting you eat it? If so, I bet she's missing a few fingers.

He.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Not Bob
What do you want as a Valentine's Day present? We now know that gwnc wants fuzzy pink handcuffs and RT wants the golden waterproof silent vibe.

I want world peace. Or a weekend anywhere with Ashley Judd -- even at the Dartmouth of ski resorts.

But I'd settle for an iPod.

I'd like for Hallmark to go bankrupt.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
He.

Not From Here is a few fingers short of a hand.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Not Bob
What do you want as a Valentine's Day present? We now know that gwnc wants fuzzy pink handcuffs and RT wants the golden waterproof silent vibe.

I want world peace. Or a weekend anywhere with Ashley Judd -- even at the Dartmouth of ski resorts.

But I'd settle for an iPod.

For the record, I will take a golden (or other colored) waterproof non-silent person over the vibe for Valentine's day.

In the alternative, I will be going to this on Valentine's day. I've read one of the books, and I'm intrigued by the movie. (spree: what else, art!)

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I would take chosen one over cheeseburger. For the record.

Well, I guess I just really like cheeseburgers.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Well, I guess I just really like cheeseburgers.

Me too. I like bacon, and bacon-wrapped shrimp, too. And since there's no hell (I think?) in Judiasm, I feel no need to be chosen.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Not Bob
What do you want as a Valentine's Day present? We now know that gwnc wants fuzzy pink handcuffs and RT wants the golden waterproof silent vibe.

I want world peace. Or a weekend anywhere with Ashley Judd -- even at the Dartmouth of ski resorts.

But I'd settle for an iPod.

Ahem.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Please elaborate on "you asked for it." This whole thing started over a comment I made, in response to Diane Keaton, about Renee Zellweger being the one true lollipop head, and ltl/fb and ncs started attacking me. Then, in a back-and-forth between me and LFM, fringey again comes in with an attack.

She's pissed because your brother told her the camp is for TEENS only. Maybe if you send her the handouts she'll be nice to you.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
But what did they have in their coffee room? And how did they keep the goyim from putting both sets of dishes in the sink?

They put stapled paper bags over the entrance to the kitchen.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
So wanker, is my leaving the board sufficient, or do I actually need to off myself? Just curious.

If it actually came to a vote, I was planning on backing you. If I can't chase you off, I'm sure as hell not going to let some pissant ticket scalper do it.

Besides, I still hold out hope for our great rapprochement. :love:

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
1) what is a "complementary schtick"? It sounds like something I would invent but I am at a loss.

2) Juxtaposition is my favorite word.. Don't use it again bc you are ruining it for me.

1. A throw-away line to add levity to an otherwise serious post.

2. Noted.

3. I'm amused that LFM and I are now have resolved our little back-and-forth, and ltl/fb is still out there, flailing away like Hank Harris in Pumpkin.

4. TM you're absolutely correct, I never said or thought that Ricci was fat. I said (and meant!) that she quickly goes between LH and non-LH status because she's so short that a few pounds make a huge difference (another reason I like being 6'3"). FWIW, my wife thinks that Ricci's a bigger LH than Renee.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
She's pissed because your brother told her the camp is for TEENS only. Maybe if you send her the handouts she'll be nice to you.

For various reasons, like being accustomed to being around people who actually have a rudimentary understanding of economics, I was offended at his misuses.

You act like I don't like being fat.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
1) what is a "complementary schtick"? It sounds like something I would invent but I am at a loss.

That's the extra schtick that comes with Lik-m-aid's Fun Dip.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'd like for Hallmark to go bankrupt.

clarification: financially bankrupt. I know that they've been morally bankrupt for years.