imaginary friends to fill the void that is your gaping gash.

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Read Snow Crash.

I would have suggested Freud, but Sidd's suggestion sounds hipper, so I'll go with that.

It's a vagina with teeth (big scary teeth). According to our friend Sigmund, men have a universal primal fear of such a thing.

Dali made a film about it. See also Little Shop of Horrors.