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Old 08-11-2005, 05:01 PM   #211
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So why is there a sexy nurse, sexy maid, sexy librarian but no sexy waitress? As someone who worked at Friendlly's for maybe two weeks, I find it a little insluting.
Sexy waitresses are too common to be fantasy material. Why have a fantasy when it's easy enough to get the real thing?
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Old 08-11-2005, 05:04 PM   #212
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Sexy waitresses are too common to be fantasy material. Why have a fantasy when it's easy enough to get the real thing?
Well someone doesn't seem to be having an easy time of it.
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Old 08-11-2005, 05:04 PM   #213
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Sexy waitresses are too common to be fantasy material. Why have a fantasy when it's easy enough to get the real thing?
You think woman in apron serving food =sexy?!?!?! Get off of Spanky's corner, ho.
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Old 08-11-2005, 05:04 PM   #214
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a little insluting.
Is this like not being fit for the slutiest prize?
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Old 08-11-2005, 05:05 PM   #215
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Sexy waitresses are too common to be fantasy material. Why have a fantasy when it's easy enough to get the real thing?
What about sexy copy-editors?
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Old 08-11-2005, 05:06 PM   #216
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What about sexy copy-editors?
Stop teasing.
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Old 08-11-2005, 05:06 PM   #217
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Old 08-11-2005, 05:07 PM   #218
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What about sexy copy-editors?
What about sexy spittle tray cleaners? (dtb??? do you have a picture for us yet?)
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Old 08-11-2005, 05:08 PM   #219
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What about sexy spittle tray cleaners? (dtb??? do you have a picture for us yet?)
You'll have it shortly. I'm busy editing.
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Old 08-11-2005, 05:12 PM   #220
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You'll have it shortly. I'm busy editing.
That is so hot.
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Old 08-11-2005, 06:11 PM   #221
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She's not into you, but didn't want to make you feel rejected.

You didn't really say "I will walk out of your life," did you? That's a little dramatic.
If you were a man you would never get any action. At least decent action anyway.

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Old 08-11-2005, 06:16 PM   #222
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If you were a man you would never get any action.
As opposed to the crazy action you are currently getting with the Serbian cocktail waitress? Oy vey.
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Old 08-11-2005, 06:23 PM   #223
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If you were a man you would never get any action. At least decent action anyway.
Does this mean you're coming to ACL?
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Old 08-11-2005, 06:25 PM   #224
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As opposed to the crazy action you are currently getting with the Serbian cocktail waitress? Oy vey.
In some places in the world, believe it or not, some women play hard to get. Other women change their mind. It doesn't just happen in the movies.
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Old 08-11-2005, 06:29 PM   #225
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If you were a man you would never get any action. At least decent action anyway.
If I were a man I would go out with you to meet women. Then I could be less persistent than you by only a small degree and still seem very, very safe. Then I would get all of your good action.

Plus, I'd be fantastic looking and have a huge crank.
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