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08-22-2005, 05:31 PM
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#2071
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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<Sniff>
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I'm back!!! Yay!
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As you will undoubtedly see as you are catching up, I took the liberty of speaking on your behalf. I hope you don't hurt me. |
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08-22-2005, 05:36 PM
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#2072
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Hi Guys.
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I prefer GWNC nude.
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when is breasticle day? I prefer me nude too. |
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08-22-2005, 05:44 PM
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#2073
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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I never bought her Sandra Dee routine
Olivia Newton-John, not so innocent?
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The Coast Guard says it is investigating the disappearance of Olivia Newton-John's longtime boyfriend, who failed to return from an overnight fishing trip off the California coast seven weeks ago.
Patrick Kim McDermott, 48, left San Pedro, 20 miles south of Los Angeles, June 30 on an overnight fishing trip. The Los Angeles Police Department said McDermott has been listed as missing.
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Newton-John on Monday urged anyone with information on McDermott's disappearance to contact authorities.
"I'm hopeful that my treasured friend is safe and well, and I'm grateful to the officials who are working so hard to find Patrick, whom I love very much," she said in a statement. "I ask anybody with information that could help to please, please come forward."
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Why am I suspicious, you ask?
1. The 8-year age difference between the two. (Newton-John is 52.) Clearly the relationship was doomed.
2. Her reluctance to call the man her "boyfriend." See 1 re: doomedness.
3. The split infinitive --- a sure sign of guilt in someone pleading for the safe return of a loved one.
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08-22-2005, 05:47 PM
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#2074
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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paparazzi
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
If I were a celebrity, I would let them take so many photos that they would get bored of it, they wouldn't be worth anything and they would quit on their own.*
TM
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translation: I wanna be a star!
eta: I even have the perfect BJ recipe to use on the producers
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-22-2005, 05:48 PM
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#2075
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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I never bought her Sandra Dee routine
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
3. The split infinitive --- a sure sign of guilt in someone pleading for the safe return of a loved one.
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I'm sure my internet treasured friend would agree.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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08-22-2005, 05:48 PM
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#2076
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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<Sniff>
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Originally posted by dtb
As you will undoubtedly see as you are catching up, I took the liberty of speaking on your behalf. I hope you don't hurt me.
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aha! Good job. |
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08-22-2005, 05:49 PM
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#2077
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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I never bought her Sandra Dee routine
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'm sure my internet treasured friend would agree.
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So paramour > treasured friend > friend.
Where would "internet [b or g]f" be on there? |
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08-22-2005, 05:49 PM
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#2078
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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paparazzi
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Originally posted by Not Bob
My kid showed me an example of this on E, I think. It was a videotape of a bunch of people following Drew Barrymore around the airport and bugging the shit out of her in the hopes of getting a picture and/or video of her cursing them out, so that Star or US Weekly could run a "Drew's Gone Wild!" story. Despicable.
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Hey. I invented bothering people until they show you their tits.
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08-22-2005, 05:51 PM
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#2079
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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paparazzi
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
translation: I wanna be a star!
eta: I even have the perfect BJ recipe to use on the producers
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Maybe less was right about you.
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08-22-2005, 05:54 PM
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#2080
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,753
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paparazzi
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What is it about celebrities that make them want to run from the paparazzi? Scarlett Johanson got into a car accident while fleeing them recently.
Can someone tell me why it's such a big deal not to have your picture taken if you're a celebrity? Who fucking cares if some jackass takes your picture while you are driving from nowhwere special to nowhere important?
You're going to start a high speed chase because you aren't wearing makeup? That can't be it. Somebody help me out with this.
If I were a celebrity, I would let them take so many photos that they would get bored of it, they wouldn't be worth anything and they would quit on their own.*
TM
*Yeah, I know. This would happen after roughly 2 photos.
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Are you telling me that you wouldn't, just for the fun of it, try and ditch 'em in whatever expensive car you'd be driving? I'd do it once or twice just for kicks.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-22-2005, 05:59 PM
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#2081
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I never bought her Sandra Dee routine
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Olivia Newton-John, not so innocent?
Why am I suspicious, you ask?
1. The 8-year age difference between the two. (Newton-John is 52.) Clearly the relationship was doomed.
2. Her reluctance to call the man her "boyfriend." See 1 re: doomedness.
3. The split infinitive --- a sure sign of guilt in someone pleading for the safe return of a loved one.
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"Treasured friend" -- at the bottom of the ocean? She's just toying with us, daring us to come and get her. She's a cold one, all right. |
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08-22-2005, 06:01 PM
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#2082
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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I never bought her Sandra Dee routine
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Originally posted by ironweed
She's just toying with us, daring us to come and get her.
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Follow me, up and down, all the way, and all around... |
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08-22-2005, 06:03 PM
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#2083
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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I never bought her Sandra Dee routine
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
"Treasured friend" -- at the bottom of the ocean? She's just toying with us, daring us to come and get her. She's a cold one, all right.
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If you know what life is worth
You would look for yours on earth
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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08-22-2005, 06:05 PM
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#2084
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Guest
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I never bought her Sandra Dee routine
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
If you know what life is worth
You would look for yours on earth
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Huh. You were funnier when you were gay. |
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08-22-2005, 06:10 PM
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#2085
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,753
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I never bought her Sandra Dee routine
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Originally posted by ironweed
Huh. You were funnier when you were gay.
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You have to be gay, black or Jewish to be funny.
ETA: unless you are a woman. Then you can be the above and you still won't be funny.
Ooooh, burn on women.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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