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dtb · 09-06-2005, 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Does he at least do the dishes?

Does he pick up his wet towels?

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 09-06-2005, 04:21 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Does he pick up his wet towels?

Does he go down on her for hours?

ABBAKiss · 09-06-2005, 04:25 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Does he go down on her for hours?

This is the only thing that would make me change my response.

Hank Chinaski · 09-06-2005, 04:25 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Does he pick up his wet towels?

Will she co-sign for his next lease?

greatwhitenorthchick · 09-06-2005, 04:26 PM

is a very very smart person.

09-06-2005, 04:29 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I always considered you a thinking outside the box, not on the bandwagon kind of guy. Yet you’re shilling for the trendiest movie in years. I would probably like the Aristocrats, and actually want to see it... but too many smart, funny, people, including many close friends, have recommended it to me, making it impossible for me to see it...

So go see it and pan it (e.g., "that mime sure sucked")* and be your own man again. You have to work this issue out somehow before it tears you all up inside. I'm just sayin'.

*Yes, there is a mime, and he does the only funny thing I've ever seen a mime do. That's how good this is. I laughed at a fucking mime.

dtb · 09-06-2005, 04:33 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Does he go down on her for hours?

So, about Prague...

taxwonk · 09-06-2005, 04:33 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Nice.

Do you think my husband would mind if my boyfriend stayed with me rent-free for a month?

No, right?

In NYC or your place in Prague?

NotFromHere · 09-06-2005, 05:07 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
LT's version of BB's 'nerd herd' is in fine form today.

Poor Janelle and Howie. Boo hoo.

Well, at least one of them is going to win the veto. So that puts April on the block. Not that Maggie would vote for April, even though she pissed April off last week with the whole "we should pair up, but no I think I'll not use my veto."

Replaced_Texan · 09-06-2005, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I saw Oprah this morning giving a "motivational speech" to the homeless currently living in the Astrodome. She called their former housing (the Superdome) a disgusting place. She was wearing a very very snug top to show off her recent weight loss/gain (I cannot keep up anymore) and did not have her hair done - which I thought was a nice touch considering the audience. I am surprised she did not give them all cars. Or t-shirts. Or something.

It's surprisingly normal here given that there are 125,000 more people here than when I left.

The airport was busy at noon, but there didn't seem to be that many more people on the busses and rail, and Hermann Park was surprisingly empty, even though the temperature was sort of low (89ish). I would want to get the hell out for a little while.

I suspect that the Target and the Fiesta on Main have been leveled, and I think the liquor store next to the Fiesta should be open 24 hours.

My brother said that Friday evening at the Reliant Arena was a wholly unorganized mess, but people figured stuff out to get ready for the influx of people, and Mayor White is rapidly becoming a local hero.

I'm going to have a lot of after-the-fact documentation to do in the next few weeks.

Not Bob · 09-06-2005, 05:46 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
So, about Prague...

The book? Despite its title, it's set in Budapest. Anyway, I thought it began well, but was not terribly satisfied at the conclusion.

insert your own Coltrane joke here!

NotFromHere · 09-06-2005, 06:02 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
But I might not be able to resist "Breaking Bonaduce." Apparently he has a complete personal meltdown on the show - moreso than you might expect.

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/09/04/ar...on/04aurt.html

Also, did anybody catch the Sex Inspectors on HBO? It's essentially "What Not to Wear" for couple's sex lives. Let's just say that TV's obsession with making people over might have gone a bit too far, although considering the concept, the show was actually tastefully done and not as excruciatingly embarrassing as you might think.

We were channel surfing and stopped when they said, "the couple couple has sex 5 times a week, but she never has an orgasm." But it didn't take a sex expert to figure out that 3 seconds of foreplay and then cram it in her and pump like a rabbit wasn't giving her an orgasm.

ltl/fb · 09-06-2005, 06:08 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
sex expert

sexpert. Geez. Get it straight.

Is Batman Begins at all worth seeing? In an escapist sense?

baltassoc · 09-06-2005, 06:13 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
We were channel surfing and stopped when they said, "the couple couple has sex 5 times a week, but she never has an orgasm." But it didn't take a sex expert to figure out that 3 seconds of foreplay and then cram it in her and pump like a rabbit wasn't giving her an orgasm.

I thought rabbits were good for that sort of thing?

baltassoc · 09-06-2005, 06:15 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Is Batman Begins at all worth seeing? In an escapist sense?

Yes. Remember how the first Batman movie made everybody go "wow" in comparison to the tv series? It's like that, but in comparison to the crap sequels that have come since the first batman movie.