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[str8outavannuys]

Halladay gives up a HR in the bottom of the first? 2-0 D-Rays. Sigh.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why does Seth Green have a film career? He sucks... Paulie-Shore-sucks.

Are you kidding? He was huge in Greg the Bunny.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Halladay gives up a HR in the bottom of the first? 2-0 D-Rays. Sigh.

Still no score for the Sox, but the Mets have booted it against Philly in the first two. Crap. They're gaining on us.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
We'll never get to 5k if you keep killing the board.

It's not like you've been doing your part lately.

Speaking of killing the board, some of the Celebrity Jeopardy skits on SNL are hilarious. Go here and search for "Celebrity Jeopardy"*: http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=9103

TM

*For all the rest of them.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yeah, I make a joke, go away for awhile and all of a sudden everyone hates you. Luckily, I hated you way before you named the title, so nothing has changed.

Are you ready to get virtually steamed Cleveland-style in Boston?*


*I haven't qualified yet.

It ain't over til its over. Keep hating, much like the practitioners of the dark side of the force, it will affect your performance.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yeah, I make a joke, go away for awhile and all of a sudden everyone hates you. Luckily, I hated you way before you named the title, so nothing has changed.

Are you ready to get virtually steamed Cleveland-style in Boston?*


*I haven't qualified yet.

I need local counsel in Chicago. If I choose your shop, would I be able to get any drinks I want for free at the depos?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
There is a real difference, as I see it, between calling someone who actually has developmental problems, "retarded" and calling you the same. I would not do the former, but it seems like the word (which is descriptive of a condition) when applied to someone who has no such problems is not or should not be offensive. Again, would the person who called you on it be offended if you made a joke of "slow," "mentally handicapped," "differently-abled of the brain," etc? Is it never okay to accuse someone who clearly has no mental problems of having them? If so, I disagree.

And you can have the last word because this a mentally handicapped person's conversation.
.

That's cool. You are right. Calling people retarded is cool and funny. Thanks for setting me straight. I will be sure to use it. Drawing the comparison of someone who is developmentally challenged by accident of birth and thus are different from you and me to someone who acts in a way that I think is worthy of criticism or making fun of is really funny. I am not sure why I didn't see this before.

Again, thanks. You are so much more enlightened and progressive minded than me. I am retarded. LOL!

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall


If you had any balls and said the type of shit you say through socks or IM, irl, you'd getted treated like fly-covered shit. But we both know you would never unload your tripe irl for fear of being completely shunned.

I am not sure what shit you are referencing, but the things I say irl are not substantively different than what I say here, although, unlike some of my socks on Politics, I don't carry around any poster boards with phottoshoppes of Hillary. Luckily where I am is filled with backwards retards (LOL!) so I am in like company. I suppose if it had enlightened open minded genuises like you around me I would be shunned. Another reason why I had to move from the east coast. Not retarded enough for me.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall



Didn't you ask me not to bring her into this since she hasn't weighed in? Either way, you need to recount the dissenters and then rally your socks because you're way behind the "dissenters" right now.

TM

eta: My bad. I see ppnyc has weighed in in the expected manner. That's one.

HAhaha LOL. Indeed. You are the king of the internet chatboards! Well played. And ppnyc, another retard. It must feel great to be so smart, and progressive and so much just plain better than her. I wish i wasn't retarded so I could make fun of her too. Woo hoo, that would be great.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I had a 90% run a few years back, and that was derrty, derrty money.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

The deed is done. I've got nothing but pie in my future, as far as the eye can see.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Penske_Account

HAhaha LOL. Indeed. You are the king of the internet chatboards! Well played. And ppnyc, another retard. It must feel great to be so smart, and progressive and so much just plain better than her. I wish i wasn't retarded so I could make fun of her too. Woo hoo, that would be great.

Not taking sides, but I might start doing baseball posts pretty soon. Still be friends?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I need local counsel in Chicago. If I choose your shop, would I be able to get any drinks I want for free at the depos?

He probably doesn't have the cred yet, think about it.

Hank, notwithstanding Bunifa and my seeding of your wife, multiple times, let's let bygones be bygones............I'll be your local counsel..........BF4ver?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Not taking sides, but I might start doing baseball posts pretty soon. Still be friends?

I invented the motorcity bagle. Pre-game snack.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Not taking sides, but I might start doing baseball posts pretty soon. Still be friends?

Perhaps you say that tonight, when the boys from the Straits have silenced the bats of the men from the Hub of the Solar System. But in October, when your boys' bats are silent...

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Perhaps you say that tonight, when the boys from the Straits have silenced the bats of the men from the Hub of the Solar System. But in October, when your boys' bats are silent...

the Yankees have at least through this season on their current Curse of the Bambina. Maybe next year, but my crystal ball sees through 08 as a dead zone.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys I think it's because I'm good at taking care of business in front of the net in the defensive zone. I don't brook for no guys standing around untouched on the doorstep.

What the fuck are your d men doing? Blow? D's job is to protect the house baby.

My kid loves fucking with guys like you. Or the D men who like to move him from the front of the net. It's funny when they try the lift the stick shit -- you just bring it up, going up with the d man's stick and bring it around and back down in a loop. Or the cross-check -- he gets low and gives a cross body block.

Or the goalies who like to trip him when he farts in their face.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
What the fuck are your d men doing? Blow? D's job is to protect the house baby.

My kid loves fucking with guys like you. Or the D men who like to move him from the front of the net. It's funny when they try the lift the stick shit -- you just bring it up, going up with the d man's stick and bring it around and back down in a loop. Or the cross-check -- he gets low and gives a cross body block.

Or the goalies who like to trip him when he farts in their face.

I think I'm the biggest guy in the league. I'm pretty good at moving people out of the crease. Guys who are less moveable still have trouble getting their stick on the puck when I've got hold of their arm, or smack their stick just as the puck arrives.

And as I'm sure your kid could tell you, when three forwards are down low, it's the center's job to help out the two defense. Otherwise, they're outmanned, and the forwards can keep cycling the puck around.