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Old 08-23-2006, 06:08 PM   #3076
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You did good. Telling Spnaky he should go down to the Castro and blow guys would have been rude. Not to mention his arms are so weak I don't think he could blow enough of them in any 24 hour period to do any good. Not to mention burger made the joke anyway.
There was a line like that in Lucky Louie recently, along the lines of "really, to dress in fishnets and stand outside of the holland tunnel blowing guys for 5 bucks would be less humiliating" to Louie.
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Old 08-23-2006, 06:12 PM   #3077
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There was a line like that in Lucky Louie recently, along the lines of "really, to dress in fishnets and stand outside of the holland tunnel blowing guys for 5 bucks would be less humiliating" to Louie.
Funny that you were only reminded of that line by that post.
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Old 08-23-2006, 06:13 PM   #3078
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Funny that you were only reminded of that line by that post.
how so?
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Old 08-23-2006, 06:16 PM   #3079
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There was a line like that in Lucky Louie recently, along the lines of "really, to dress in fishnets and stand outside of the holland tunnel blowing guys for 5 bucks would be less humiliating" to Louie.
Are all of your bosses away on some box bitch due diligence trip? Are all the partners at some offsite in Aruba?

Because, honestly, there is no friggin' way in hell you've actually (or ethically) billed more than 0.8 hours in the last few days.
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Old 08-23-2006, 06:26 PM   #3080
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Are all of your bosses away on some box bitch due diligence trip? Are all the partners at some offsite in Aruba?

Because, honestly, there is no friggin' way in hell you've actually (or ethically) billed more than 0.8 hours in the last few days.
Whoa!* Now we're required to bill ethically?

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Old 08-23-2006, 06:27 PM   #3081
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Whoa!*. Now we're required to bill ethically?

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Whoa!* That was post 7777?



*see above.
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Old 08-23-2006, 06:32 PM   #3082
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Whoa!*. Now we're required to bill ethically?

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I once had an assistant that did something highly unethical (think along the lines forged a client document, falsified billing statement, refused to flush the toilet in the staff bathroom etc etc.).

He was fired shortly thereafter.
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Old 08-23-2006, 06:34 PM   #3083
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True story:

I once had an assistant that did something highly unethical (think along the lines forged a client document, falsified billing statement, refused to flush the toilet in the staff bathroom etc etc.).

He was fired shortly thereafter.
I think the other story about the memo re victorious grammar issue was better? only by a hair, though.
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Old 08-23-2006, 06:39 PM   #3084
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There was a line like that in Lucky Louie recently, along the lines of "really, to dress in fishnets and stand outside of the holland tunnel blowing guys for 5 bucks would be less humiliating" to Louie.
Let's see my rent is . . . and my student loans are . . .


Damn. That's a lot of blow jobs.
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Old 08-23-2006, 06:47 PM   #3085
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I think the other story about the memo re victorious grammar issue was better? only by a hair, though.
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Old 08-23-2006, 06:50 PM   #3087
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Let's see my rent is . . . and my student loans are . . .


Damn. That's a lot of blow jobs.
no no no no. The secret with any workout is to not think of the overall course, just focus on the next rep, and complete that with perfect technique, then focus on the next rep, and complete that with perfect technique.........before you know it you'll be back home buying some trannie a drink at a neighborhood restaurant. Cheers!
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Old 08-23-2006, 06:53 PM   #3088
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I once had an assistant that did something highly unethical (think along the lines forged a client document, falsified billing statement, refused to flush the toilet in the staff bathroom etc etc.).

He was fired shortly thereafter.
What were you doing in the staff bathroom?
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no no no no. The secret with any workout is to not think of the overall course, just focus on the next rep, and complete that with perfect technique, then focus on the next rep, and complete that with perfect technique.........before you know it you'll be back home buying some trannie a drink at a neighborhood restaurant. Cheers!
I don't think I can make it past 70.
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Old 08-23-2006, 06:55 PM   #3090
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Talent may not be as good, but in SF, for the right price, you can do more than, umm, "lick the ribeye." Last time I went to Mitchell Bros. (with a client, peak of tech boom), the place was basically a brothel. Has that changed?
I am not into the prostitute thing. The best things in life are free.
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