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[taxwonk]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

I believe that somewhere in the darkest night, a candle glows.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I believe that somewhere in the darkest night, a candle glows.

I believe I can fly.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by tmdiva
Oh, for heaven's sake. Do you think she wasn't speaking hyperbolically? Sahm-dom as slavery is pretty much a thing of the past, at least among those of us have the luxury of choosing it (not that I actually chose it, exactly, but that's another story). The most degrading thing I have to do any more is change the occasional poopy diaper, and that's hardly ruining my life. The rest of the distasteful stuff (scrubbing toilets, pulling weeds, getting up early in the morning) is contracted out (or in, in the case of the getting up part).

tm

I thought she might be speaking hyperbolically.

On the other hand, she noted that the ideas had been espoused by a professor in law school, and the ideas she espoused are fairly wdiely held in the Critical Legal Studies movement. The most notorious adherents are Andrea Dworkin and Catherine McKinnon.

I was wondering if she was a Crit. It's not a school I give a lot of credence to, but I do have some curiosity about how they reach the some of the conclusions they do.

And why are you attacking me this way? I'll have you know that a lot of people think I'm not totally unintelligent. You're being way too harsh dude especially since we don't know each other. Many investment bankers and revenue agents value my opinion and intellect.

I just think you're a mean bitch. Besides, you said nothing at ll about my neatly trimmed hair.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by tmdiva
Oh, for heaven's sake. Do you think she wasn't speaking hyperbolically? Sahm-dom as slavery is pretty much a thing of the past, at least among those of us have the luxury of choosing it (not that I actually chose it, exactly, but that's another story). The most degrading thing I have to do any more is change the occasional poopy diaper, and that's hardly ruining my life. The rest of the distasteful stuff (scrubbing toilets, pulling weeds, getting up early in the morning) is contracted out (or in, in the case of the getting up part).

tm

I think it's the poopy diapers that have made you such a vicious, vindicitive bitch i wish youcould spend an our in my shoes you'd see how hard it is being a man then andI bet it would change you're, mind. Duuuuude.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
see, you should have used the anon feature, because with you asking this question the fact that the hypothetical "she " has to also fuck you from time to time just makes the whole question too icky to consider. no offense.

My kids are 17 and 10. "She" hasn't hypothetically had to fuck me for years. At least not since I met your daughter. Offense.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by spookyfish
I believe I can fly.

If you believe in peanut butter, clap your hands.

[taxwonk]

I'm going to bed now. TMDiva's heartless skewering has made me cry.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
When you stop replying to your own posts 2-3 times consecutively

Shouldn't this be against the rules?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Spanky
Shouldn't this be against the rules?

I don't think it is in the TOS. Perhaps it should be stipulated as a rider X. I'm exhausted. still at work.

[patentparanyc]

I lost 200 or so odd songs on my Ipod which shit the bed and we had corruption probs on my hard drive so I didn't have them backed up or in my I Tunes...the Ipod was dead, and I brought it back from the dead with the help from my buddy on the train. So I don't have to buy a new one, but all my songs are gone. That sucks.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by taxwonk
My kids are 17 and 10. "She" hasn't hypothetically had to fuck me for years. At least not since I met your daughter. Offense.

I love Fringey. The one thing I ever questioned was when she said you are a sick fuck for chasing underage girls. I thought that shitty and w/o basis. My daughter is 17 and wouldn't have truck with you. so silver lining- I now heart fringey 100%.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by nononono
Ooooh! I just read that book (Monkeewrench). Never read that type of book - sort of accidentally lifted it from a salon (since returned) - but I liked it.

The second book is not bad (the writing is good but the subject matter made me sad) but the third one, Dead Run, is a page-turner.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I like surrounding myself with somewhat positive people. dark and edgy freaks me the fuck out.

And you chose to meet Thurgreed????????? His posting style led you to believe he is Little Marvin Sunshine? That makes as much sense as wanting to surround yourself with uninhibited, live of the party, try anything once people and choosing to meet me.

I wouldn't have been offended by the purse joke -- especially if I had been the one to bring up a co-worker who hires hookers. It may have been a bad joke for a first meeting, but you threw TM a softball and that's the swing he took at it.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I love Fringey. The one thing I ever questioned was when she said you are a sick fuck for chasing underage girls. I thought that shitty and w/o basis. My daughter is 17 and wouldn't have truck with you. so silver lining- I now heart fringey 100%.

Please enumerate and discuss/describe how this benefits me. Thanks!

[Jack Manfred]

I used to own an Acura TL (with the old body style). It was a great car. Had more power than a BMW 330, though the handling was probably better on a BMW 'cause they're RWD. Never had an ounce of trouble with it. I'm not convinced that I like the new body style on the TL. It's trying too much to look like the new BMW 3. (And BMW 6's rock.)

That Infiniti or Lexus looked pretty sweet though.

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I shudder to think of how The Re-lent-less F.A.T. acts when she'll admit to holding a grudge given her behavior when she's totally over something (that she can't stop posting about). You're not nice. You're overbearing and obsessive. Outside of your cubicle, these are not positive qualities.

Just drop it. Just never mention it again. I've argued with Thurgreed about a number of points on this board. But he's in the right, and you're in the wrong on this one. You're not going to convince the board that TM was in the wrong, no matter how much you pout. That shit might work with your husband, but I (and others) don't care that your feelings were hurt. I'm convinced (by reading your post on what TM "should" have said), that nothing short of a press release authored by you would have met with your approval.

You're like one of these contestants on American Idol who goes to the tryout, squawks for 45 seconds, and then is flabbergasted that Simon didn't give you a record contract. And it's Simon's fault, and Simon's rude, and it's not fair. Well you shouldn't have gone to see Simon if you weren't willing to risk an insult. So talking about Simon's haircut or his tight t-shirts fools no one. We all know what happened here.

Oh, and the mnemonic for the planets is once again "Men Very Early Made Jugs Served Useful Needs."