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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I am actually quite humble. In fact, I am the humblest motherfucker you know. I fucking invented humility. I am a God among the humble. I piss on the arrogant and shit on the cocky, but I do so in a quiet and unassuming manner, never gloating nor taking credit. Women are so aroused by humble ways, the mere thought of my refusing to brag about my remarkable accomplishments gets them so wet that their sopping pantyhose hang limply around their ankles as they frantically rub up against light poles and parking meters while imagining riding my cock, which may or may not be enormous in both length and girth -- I'm not saying because that's not how I roll.
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Your amazing humility must be the reason you were dissed by Mpls St.Paul magazine this month.
They have an article titled "101 Twin Citians Who Define Beauty: The faces that make our city better -- and better looking." I was certain PLF would be there but they obviously discriminated against the pretty and little. There is one woman lawyer but it's not ABBA either.
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