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10-19-2006, 05:53 PM
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#301
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
As if there were any other kind.
Well, I guess there's crack whore. But those are the only 2 types I can think of.
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There are also scattering whores. I've seen them. After the scattering.
ETA: Inside joke disclaimer: Unless you were whoring at the Chicken Ranch in the early 70s this does not apply to you. If you were, say hi to Myrtle for me and ask her how the monkey is doing.
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Last edited by Replaced_Texan; 10-19-2006 at 05:59 PM..
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10-19-2006, 05:53 PM
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#302
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Moderator
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Location: State of Chaos
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Originally posted by nononono
Yes, but if the money's rolling, a smart whore.
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yes, but if the poor dear doesn't have any children, she's an unfulfilled one.
*** STILL SATIRICAL. *** |
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10-19-2006, 05:56 PM
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#303
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Ignore
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I think RT is just about to make me a moderator, so that will further complicate things.
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I continue to advocate that you should get the spot on the PB where the current holder has breached his fiduciary duty.
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10-19-2006, 05:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
As if there were any other kind.
Well, I guess there's crack whore. But those are the only 2 types I can think of.
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Two-bit.
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10-19-2006, 05:59 PM
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#305
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
My place is mostly fixed price for patents. it works really well. that said, they don't list clients do they. You can't be impressed unless she actually has good clients.
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It's called "event billing" you don't bill out until the patent issues. Or, each time an event occurs. You record an assignment, you file the application. Usually those are flat fees based on the largesse of the original estimate. 5K for a patent app, etc.
The event billing approach is from her b school discipline....attys are notorious for being bad managers of firms. Some are amazing at it, some not so much. |
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10-19-2006, 06:03 PM
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the poor-man's spuckler
Join Date: Apr 2005
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Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
And since she doesn't show up as one of their lawyers, but is listed here as a co-owner, I'm guessing her boyfriend's the CEO, so at least she's a high-class slut.
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But from the original post, her boyfriend's name is Young. And there's no Young on the website either. So maybe she's just fucking the CEO. |
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10-19-2006, 06:03 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: In that cafe crowded with fools
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
yes, but if the poor dear doesn't have any children, she's an unfulfilled one.
*** STILL SATIRICAL. ***
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HEY!! I'm totally cool with her choosing a life of barren emotional destitution - each to her own stop beating a dead horse redundant. Just because she'll never know the unmitigated universal joy of poop to the armpits like you and I doesn't mean she's a lesser person though of course she'll never be happy the slut. This very senior partner in another department who doesn't even know me said I'm so hot he doesn't know how I get my work done with all the guys panting after me.
(It's really hard to write like that. Forgive the imperfections.)
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10-19-2006, 06:04 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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TM, is this really wrong?
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Huh. I thought that was a Pez dispenser.
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You complete me.
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10-19-2006, 06:05 PM
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World Ruler
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
High-class whore.
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It's called "event billing" you don't bill out until the tissue issues. Or, each time an event occurs. You record an assignment, you file the application. Usually those are flat fees based on the largesse of the original estimate. 5K for a blowjob, etc.
The event billing approach is from her b school discipline....whores are notorious for being bad managers of firms. Some are amazing at it, some not so much.
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10-19-2006, 06:06 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: In that cafe crowded with fools
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New topic
Quote:
Originally posted by Cletus Miller
But from the original post, her boyfriend's name is Young. And there's no Young on the website either. So maybe she's just fucking the CEO.
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Good point. And the CEO was nationally ranked 27th for ballroom dancing, so maybe her boyfriend is the one who's fucking him. Not that competitive ballroom dancing is gay or anything.
[outable] I once dated a competitive figure roller skater. [/outable] Definitely gay.
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10-19-2006, 06:08 PM
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Registered User
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Originally posted by nononono
Yes, but if the money's rolling, a smart whore.
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Whore with a heart of gold. |
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10-19-2006, 06:08 PM
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#312
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
with her boyfriend Young,
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Is that a name or description? Oh, and she's a whore.
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10-19-2006, 06:08 PM
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the poor-man's spuckler
Join Date: Apr 2005
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Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
[outable] I once dated a competitive figure roller skater. [/outable] Definitely gay.
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Which part is gay? Dating a CFRS; being a CFRS; the CFRS you dated; or all of the above? |
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10-19-2006, 06:08 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2005
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Paralegal issues
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Did you miss the opening her mouth part?
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That implies that she has ever closed it. |
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10-19-2006, 06:08 PM
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#315
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
The event billing approach is from her b school discipline....attys are notorious for being bad managers of firms. Some are amazing at it, some not so much.
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Yes. Most attorneys never encounter the concept of a fixed price for a service payable upon delivery, either in law school or their every-day lives. That's shit you can learn only at HBS.
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