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[nononono]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Hey, off NotBob's corner, ho!

Oh, you must have missed that NotBob and I broke up*. Too much flirting with waitresses and such.


*No, he is not the ex- who called me a whore-wthout-a-heart-of-gold.

[SlaveNoMore]

Penske_Account
In the hopes the boyfriend's history. I sense that she's hot.

Google really is an evil thing:

[redacted]

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by nononono
Oh, you must have missed that NotBob and I broke up*. Too much flirting with waitresses and such.


*No, he is not the ex- who called me a whore-wthout-a-heart-of-gold.

With hair like that he stepped out on you? I'm shocked. shocked, I tell you.

**still satire.

[nononono]

Originally posted by Cletus Miller
So is your mother naive or was she just completely okay with the thought of what a straight boy saying a girl is **DELICIOUS!!!!!** implies?



One of my wife's relatives works for a large beauty company, and they are quite strict about the discount products--limiting each employee to 6 items per month or something. I'm sure it doesn't apply to people at some level, but who knows--I guess its necessary to prevent a giant gray market running out of NYC.

Mom? Good question. I've always wondered. I think totally naive both about the gay thing and about what a straight guy sizing up her daughter on prom night and yelling, "delicious" in front of her parents might actually have in mind.

Yes, but he's high up in the chain, it seems. And since I just read a quote from him about streamlining packaging for men's products, I think he could find a way to shove a bunch in his manpurse* for me, don't you?


*The Gucci kind.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Google really is an evil thing:

[redacted]

I sense your next victim on the radar

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by nononono
Oh, you must have missed that NotBob and I broke up*. Too much flirting with waitresses and such.

And you got custody of the board?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Google really is an evil thing:
[redacted]

Jeebus, it's like looking in a mirror at the female equivalent of me. Wish me luck.....

[Cletus Miller]

Originally posted by nononono
Yes, but he's high up in the chain, it seems. And since I just read a quote from him about streamlining packaging for men's products, I think he could find a way to shove a bunch in his manpurse* for me, don't you?

You use men's products?

[nononono]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
[redacted]

if you're in Boston, you can possibly meet her at boardgame.meetup.com.

[Cletus Miller]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Jeebus, it's like looking in a mirror at the female equivalent of me. Wish me luck.....

Good luck avoiding the vengence of the rays while deep sea fishing. Don't tempt fate.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Jeebus, it's like looking in a mirror at the female equivalent of me. Wish me luck.....

You're interested in Triva, too?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You're interested in Triva, too?

If that's what it takes. I had to learn euchre as part of my (successful) quest to nail Hank's wife.

[nononono]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
And you got custody of the board?

We went for joint. But Not Bob is a rebel, out there on the edge, independent of me, of you, of society and its constraints. Can't tame him. He'll be back when he wants to be, I guess. Sniff. It didn't have to be that way. I tried to be adult about it.

[Penske_Account]

What's Triva?

[Cletus Miller]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
If that's what it takes. I had to learn euchre as part of my (successful) quest to nail Hank's wife.

Looks like your target is a canasta player. Need a tutor?