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Old 10-20-2006, 01:16 PM   #526
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Gina Lollobrigida, 79, is marrying her 45-year-old boyfriend. What's the best is they've been dating 22 years.

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Wow. She used to look so good. Now she looks like Phoebe Tyler, or a tarted up Liz Taylor.

Speaking of looking good, I want to look like this when I'm 52.



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Old 10-20-2006, 01:20 PM   #527
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Speaking of looking good, I want to look like this when I'm 52.



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I was hiking with her gastroenterologist last April and he said she has had NO work done at all. He said she's just stunning in person.

I am not sure exactly how a gastroenterologist is able to assess whether or not someone has had cosmetic surgery, but that is the word on the street. Or the hiking trail, at least.
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Old 10-20-2006, 01:21 PM   #528
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I was hiking with her gastroenterologist last April and he said she has had NO work done at all. He said she's just stunning in person.

I am not sure exactly how a gastroenterologist is able to assess whether or not someone has had cosmetic surgery, but that is the word on the street. Or the hiking trail, at least.
Where did you go hiking? Would you recommend? One of my sisters and I are always looking for new and interesting places to hike.
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Old 10-20-2006, 01:22 PM   #529
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I was hiking with her gastroenterologist last April and he said she has had NO work done at all. He said she's just stunning in person.

I am not sure exactly how a gastroenterologist is able to assess whether or not someone has had cosmetic surgery, but that is the word on the street. Or the hiking trail, at least.
translation: the weight gain is mostly muscle
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Old 10-20-2006, 01:23 PM   #530
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Wow. She used to look so good. Now she looks like Phoebe Tyler, or a tarted up Liz Taylor.

Speaking of looking good, I want to look like this when I'm 52.



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I think she looks amazing. Peter Cook is such a fool.

Alexa Ray looks interesting, eclectic. Not classically beautiful but her own unique look.
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Old 10-20-2006, 01:31 PM   #531
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all of them for different reasons.

Several are baby-unfulfilled, several others are no-man unfulfilled, B&B is no current work life-unfulfilled- there may be others in this category, oh yes there is at least one other.

And of course several are double unfulfilled. I do not believe we have a triple unfulfilled, do we?
Pick me!!!! I still get paychecks, but I don't really work. TRIPLE UNFULFILLED!!!!!!
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Old 10-20-2006, 01:32 PM   #532
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Last night I took a later train, so I'm sitting there and this middle aged guy comes up to me and literally blows a kiss at me. I had my IPod earphones blasting and then he motions to me, and said "do you smoke" I replied "no, smoking is BAD for you, do I look like I smoke?" He replies Billy Crystal style "no you look mahhvelous" I cracked up. [Disclaimer: this isn't an I think I'm hot story or even an offshoot of one, just silly story--what a goofball he was]
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Old 10-20-2006, 01:32 PM   #533
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I was hiking with her gastroenterologist last April and he said she has had NO work done at all. He said she's just stunning in person.

I am not sure exactly how a gastroenterologist is able to assess whether or not someone has had cosmetic surgery, but that is the word on the street. Or the hiking trail, at least.
I just plain do not believe that. In fact, when I saw a picture of her a year ago, I thought that she must have gone to the same doctor as the Wildenstien (?) woman because she seems to have gotten the same "cat eye" special.

Other than the cat eye thing, though, she looks great.
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Old 10-20-2006, 01:34 PM   #534
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Last night I took a later train, so I'm sitting there and this middle aged guy comes up to me and literally blows a kiss at me. I had my IPod earphones blasting and then he motions to me, and said "do you smoke" I replied "no, smoking is BAD for you, do I look like I smoke?" He replies Billy Crystal style "no you look mahhvelous" I cracked up. [Disclaimer: this isn't an I think I'm hot story or even an offshoot of one, just silly story--what a goofball he was]
WTF does the fact that it was a later train have to do with anything?
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WTF does the fact that it was a later train have to do with anything?
More random people. Drunk people? the commuter trains are pretty sedate. Except for the banker that tried to ask me for my uneaten popcorn.
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More random people. Drunk people? the commuter trains are pretty sedate. Except for the banker that tried to ask me for my uneaten popcorn.
beer goggles... mystery solved.
 
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More random people. Drunk people? the commuter trains are pretty sedate. Except for the banker that tried to ask me for my uneaten popcorn.
It would have been a better "silly story" if the "banker" "actually" asked for your "already eaten" popcorn.
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Old 10-20-2006, 01:38 PM   #538
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More random people. Drunk people? the commuter trains are pretty sedate. Except for the banker that tried to ask me for my uneaten popcorn.
They let you smoke on trains? That is disgusting. And this sounds sedate. What was not sedate about your stupid story?

I just spent two solid days hanging out with a bunch of engineers between the ages of 45-60. Mostly. There were some other people.
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beer goggles... mystery solved.
I'm pretty sure he was drunk or tied on a few. But I disclaimed it wasn't an I'm hot story.
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WTF does the fact that it was a later train have to do with anything?
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