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10-20-2006, 02:47 PM
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#601
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: In that cafe crowded with fools
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Cashmere
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Originally posted by taxwonk
That's not generally viewed as a positive attribute.
Although if you'd like, you can be the girl with the most cake.
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Odds are, I'm safe. But okay, I'll take the cake.
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Why was I born with such contemporaries?
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10-20-2006, 02:47 PM
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#602
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,069
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Dilemma
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Originally posted by nononono
I am in a really, really lousy, rotten mood today and beyond unmotivated to do anything productive. I'm both antsy and lethargic. Go home for 2 hours before getting my children, or suck it up sulking here?
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Go have a glass of Edmeades.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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10-20-2006, 02:48 PM
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#603
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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GA Nite Redux
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You know, it's really easy to go back to the early days of infirm and find stupid shit that slave posted (this is not a dig at slave in particular - there is a lot of stupid shit posted, but his stupid shit is the only stuff I use for that sock). It's a lot more difficult to find funny posts from that era for Pretty Little Flower. I toss down the gauntlet and urge you to create your own tribute sock for that purpose.
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I stopped socking when I retired ThrashersFan.
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10-20-2006, 02:48 PM
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#604
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Request
There's an ad on the back of the Village Voice for a site called hidemysextoys.com. That's all the ad says -- "hidemysextoys.com", no description, no elaboration, no nuthin'. I'll admit to being intrigued. Is there special cabinetry for sex toys? What? Anyway, I'm scared to go there from work. Could someone check it out for me and report back?
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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10-20-2006, 02:48 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Avatar strategy
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
why encourage Wonk to have a fight with me? He needs to get back on his feet for awhile, maybe fight ppnyc, maybe you, you know some easy things- drive up the purse. But if he wants the title fight now, I'm free next week.
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I used to like you, Hank, I really did. But ever since Detroit started tasting a little bit of success in sports, your sense of self worth has been seriously inflated. It's kind of quaint how you really identify with the success of your local sports teams, as if you had something to do with it. But I guess it's easier to be arrogant over the accomplishments of others when there are so few victories in your own life. I don't really have a point here. Have a Happy Friday, Big Guy! Go Tigers!
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10-20-2006, 02:52 PM
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#606
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: In that cafe crowded with fools
Posts: 1,466
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Dilemma
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Go have a glass of Edmeades.
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Okay! So, collecting ideas, I'm going to leave the office, jog to my car, then go home to get drunk before I pick up the littles. It's coming together.
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10-20-2006, 02:53 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Damn.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Blue skies, sunny, dry and a blistering 76 degrees.
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Blue skies, sunny, dry and a bracing 66 degrees.
Ms. Puppy needs to get out more often, like for lunch.
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10-20-2006, 02:53 PM
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#608
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Damn.
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Blue skies, sunny, dry and a bracing 66 degrees.
Ms. Puppy needs to get out more often, like for lunch.
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She does. It's now 83. |
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10-20-2006, 02:58 PM
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#609
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,139
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Avatar strategy
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I used to like you, Hank, I really did. But ever since Detroit started tasting a little bit of success in sports, your sense of self worth has been seriously inflated. It's kind of quaint how you really identify with the success of your local sports teams, as if you had something to do with it. But I guess it's easier to be arrogant over the accomplishments of others when there are so few victories in your own life. I don't really have a point here. Have a Happy Friday, Big Guy! Go Tigers!
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I don't have low self-esteem, so sorry but I don't see us having much of a convo here.
So anyway, one of my bigger clients put this document management program in place. We can each go to a secure mail box and upload download the type of very high level info that is just part of my every working moment. But it takes like a minute to cross through the security steps. Here's my bitch. I get an email telling me that I have a message. often it is a new matter or a new piece of information on an existing one, but something I need to look at.
but all day this one dimfuck has been posting the most routine messages and I keep going back to see what me new message is, and its just her nonsense. I am getting really angry about this, and I'm afraid I will take it out on decnt folk elsewhere.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 10-20-2006 at 03:03 PM..
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10-20-2006, 03:01 PM
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#610
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,307
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Request
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
There's an ad on the back of the Village Voice for a site called hidemysextoys.com. That's all the ad says -- "hidemysextoys.com", no description, no elaboration, no nuthin'. I'll admit to being intrigued. Is there special cabinetry for sex toys? What? Anyway, I'm scared to go there from work. Could someone check it out for me and report back?
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I'm here to help. They apparently sell sex toys. And porn. And bondage gear. Tera Patrick-centric, for some reason.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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10-20-2006, 03:07 PM
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#611
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Avatar strategy
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I don't have low self-esteem, so sorry but I don't see us having much of a convo here.
So anyway, one of my bigger clients put this document management program in place. We can each go to a secure mail box and upload download the type of very high level info that is just part of my every working moment. But it takes like a minute to cross through the security steps. Here's my bitch. I get an email telling me that I have a message. often it is a new matter or a new piece of information on an existing one, but something I need to look at.
but all day this one dimfuck has been posting the most routine messages and I keep going back to see what me new message is, and its just her nonsense. I am getting really angry about this, and I'm afraid I will take it out on decnt folk elsewhere.
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My post was funnier.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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10-20-2006, 03:08 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Request
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I'm here to help. They apparently sell sex toys. And porn. And bondage gear. Tera Patrick-centric, for some reason.
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So it doesn't have anything to do with hiding sex toys? I'm a little confused.
Thank you for your hard work, Ollie.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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10-20-2006, 03:09 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Request
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Tera Patrick
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She is my boyfriend's favorite porn star. I asked him why and he said something like "I don't know, she's normal." So there you have it. |
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10-20-2006, 03:10 PM
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#614
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Request
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I'm here to help. They apparently sell sex toys. And porn. And bondage gear. Tera Patrick-centric, for some reason.
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She has a pretty body. Is she in movies? |
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10-20-2006, 03:10 PM
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#615
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,139
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Avatar strategy
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
My post was funnier.
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I wasn't trying to be funny. I was trying to give people a warning that I'm about on my last nerve. I fixing to blow up. Give me some space. Tell Wonk he better just STFU. you want some, funny?
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