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robustpuppy · 10-20-2006, 03:10 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Blue skies, sunny, dry and a bracing 66 degrees.

Ms. Puppy needs to get out more often, like for lunch.

So true.

greatwhitenorthchick · 10-20-2006, 03:13 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I wasn't trying to be funny. I was trying to give people a warning that I'm about on my last nerve. I fixing to blow up. Give me some space. Tell Wonk he better just STFU. you want some, funny?

I think the last sentence would have been better without the comma.

Flinty_McFlint · 10-20-2006, 03:16 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I wasn't trying to be funny. I was trying to give people a warning that I'm about on my last nerve. I fixing to blow up. Give me some space. Tell Wonk he better just STFU. you want some, funny?

I'm convinced this is all linked somehow to your anger about no longer being able to take a dump at the middle school.

Penske_Account · 10-20-2006, 03:16 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I wasn't trying to be funny. I was trying to give people a warning that I'm about on my last nerve. I fixing to blow up. Give me some space. Tell Wonk he better just STFU. you want some, funny?

I like the Penske-Hankavatar best. fwiw.

Hank Chinaski · 10-20-2006, 03:24 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I like the Penske-Hankavatar best. fwiw.

2. but the problem with that one is that most people think it means i worship you, and some people think it means i mock. But no one knows what it really means- it means I really wonder what our love child would look like, if society and mother Nature would let us have a child. BFF!!!!

Hank Chinaski · 10-20-2006, 03:29 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I'm convinced this is all linked somehow to your anger about no longer being able to take a dump at the middle school.

Update! so now I run the other way, which I didn;t like because it is mainly along a mid-busy street with no sidewalk and places with no shoulder even. But earlier this week I went into the sidestreet along this road. I found a small lake that is now about 1/2 mile of my run and has a park and toilet!!!!

str8outavannuys · 10-20-2006, 03:30 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I have beautiful feet, I could be a foot model, except they only take size 9 or 10 for most ads. I'm size 13 IRL- size 15 on the internet.

That must work out well, because it's fairly easy to find size 13 shoes IRL, but not size 15, whereas on the internet you'll have a much better selection as to size 15s.

Big Shoe Guy Post Of The Day Official Nominee

Hank Chinaski · 10-20-2006, 03:32 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I think the last sentence would have been better without the comma.

when I first posted it there was no comma, and I was going to then make a post quoting the slave thing about thurgreed and ask if when thurgreed first started posting he had a mentor to help him get to the A-list,

or something about whether Taxwonk and the other b-list guys bitched about thurgreed making A-list back then and called it affirmativie action, or something....

But it seemed like too much work, so I added the comma like I was threatening Flinty, who I really like so I wouldn't really fight with. sigh. now my fingers are tired.

Hank Chinaski · 10-20-2006, 03:34 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
That must work out well, because it's fairly easy to find size 13 shoes IRL, but not size 15, whereas on the internet you'll have a much better selection as to size 15s.

Big Shoe Guy Post Of The Day Official Nominee

this is true. For some reason stores stock 13 in most things- but no bigger.

maybe so the shop girls can meet acceptable guys, but nothing freakish?

Flinty_McFlint · 10-20-2006, 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Update! so now I run the other way, which I didn;t like because it is mainly along a mid-busy street with no sidewalk and places with no shoulder even. But earlier this week I went into the sidestreet along this road. I found a small lake that is now about 1/2 mile of my run and has a park and toilet!!!!

A relieved Hank is a happy Hank. I'm proud of you for overcoming this obstacle put in your path, er, colon.

str8outavannuys · 10-20-2006, 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Pick me!!!! I still get paychecks, but I don't really work. TRIPLE UNFULFILLED!!!!!!

It seems like your earlier question about Crazy Alice didn't get answered, and if it's not answered by this point, I doubt anyone else will.

Crazy Alice is a regular caller on the Howard Stern show. She is, as her name suggests, crazy. She is a self-hating black woman with the unique ability to scream filthy vile racist invective-slash-argument at full voice for minutes on end. She hates Robin Quivers and especially Artie Lange (Howard's sidekick) like I've never heard anyone hate anybody. She has a fondness for several of the lesser people on the show (Fred, Richard and Sal), and it is particularly amusing how she can transition from screaming at Artie, to expressing her love to Fred, etc., and then resume her screaming. It's awesome.

pony_trekker · 10-20-2006, 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
There's an ad on the back of the Village Voice for a site called hidemysextoys.com. That's all the ad says -- "hidemysextoys.com", no description, no elaboration, no nuthin'. I'll admit to being intrigued. Is there special cabinetry for sex toys? What? Anyway, I'm scared to go there from work. Could someone check it out for me and report back?

Because I am allowed to go there (though the SDNY website is blocked) I will tell you: it is a sex toy site but the "hiding" seems to be the type of hiding one does when he plays "hide the salami."

Penske_Account · 10-20-2006, 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
2. but the problem with that one is that most people think it means i worship you, and some people think it means i mock. But no one knows what it really means- it means I really wonder what our love child would look like, if society and mother Nature would let us have a child.

TCW thinks my kids with your wife are cute.

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
BFF!!!!

2.

Hank Chinaski · 10-20-2006, 03:39 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
It seems like your earlier question about Crazy Alice didn't get answered, and if it's not answered by this point, I doubt anyone else will.

My Street Legal question never got answered either.

pony_trekker · 10-20-2006, 03:41 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
It seems like your earlier question about Crazy Alice didn't get answered, and if it's not answered by this point, I doubt anyone else will.

Crazy Alice is a regular caller on the Howard Stern show. She is, as her name suggests, crazy. She is a self-hating black woman with the unique ability to scream filthy vile racist invective-slash-argument at full voice for minutes on end. She hates Robin Quivers and especially Artie Lange (Howard's sidekick) like I've never heard anyone hate anybody. She has a fondness for several of the lesser people on the show (Fred, Richard and Sal), and it is particularly amusing how she can transition from screaming at Artie, to expressing her love to Fred, etc., and then resume her screaming. It's awesome.

And she comes up with some great ones "Fat short dick ass artie" "Chicken bone neck"