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[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Must. restrain. myself.

Were you going to post something like, "That linguini alfredo and frappuchino diet must be doing wonders!"? Or was it something better?

TM

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Maple should only flavor candy or pancakes.

And sluts. How could you forget sluts?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
When I was younger, 17 to be precise, I stayed over at my friend's apartment and her roommate commented that he could see my pubes through my long underwear. It was Thurgreed's post that triggered this in my mind and now I feel so ashamed for being un-tiddy at a young age.

The roommate (and her other roommate) went on to become a middling-ly successful Canadian band called "I Mother Earth". I did not have sex with either of them, notwithstanding that I put it all out on display.

If it makes you feel any better, I did not become a tiddier-upper until my 30s, but I am obsessive about it now. For myself and the added enjoyment of my partners, because, of course, I care.

eta: ps: I am also an honourary Canadian, but I doubt I need to mention that after admitting to the above. Canada strikes me a very tiddy nation.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I knew you'd say that but it is actually quite good the maple macchiato. tasty.

you are a coffee purist. I understand.

You are aware that starbucks beverages have calories in them, yes? I mean, a small maple machiatto with skim milk comes in at almost 200 calories.

I'd rather eat.

http://www.starbucks.com/retail/nutr...age_detail.asp

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
If it makes you feel any better, I did not become a tiddier-upper until my 30s, but I am obsessive about it now. For myself and the added enjoyment of my partners, because, of course, I care.

eta: ps: I am also an honourary Canadian, but I doubt I need to mention that after admitting to the above. Canada strikes me a very tiddy nation.

I was having dinner with my mother's gay, Canadian cook. And he informed me he preferred his partners to be completely clean-shaven because "If I'm going to eat, I want a clean plate!"

He also told me he shaved his balls.

I know way too much about my mother's gay, Canadian cook.

[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I have an appt. scheduled for tomorrow. How I stop the effects of the vicodin? MAKE IT STOP.

I've heard that if you drink enough vodka, the Vicodin's effects will cease.


















Respiratory function will also cease.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
And sluts. How could you forget sluts?

DAMMIT. I thought of the sluts, but completely left them off my list. I must have been distracted by the pumpkin latte.

[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Kangol hat? I'm waiting...

I've got a Kangol in the console of my car right now.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I think I'm with Sebby on this: pubes need to make a comeback. Not full disco mitt, just a little more than bare/landing strip.

The added weight means seconds (or more) of additional time. The time difference gained by the fully body shave (over the hirsute) is probably to credit for my first Kona qualification.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Were you going to post something like, "That linguini alfredo and frappuchino diet must be doing wonders!"? Or was it something better?

TM

I don't drink the frappuchinos. I had one sip of my mother in law's I only drink espresso with skim milk.

I had a 1/2 order of fettucini with tomato sauce and shrimp. Brought rest home for kids. I haven't had pasta in months.

For lunch I had grilled chix and steamed veggies.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
DAMMIT. I thought of the sluts, but completely left them off my list. I must have been distracted by the pumpkin latte.

It is the thought that counts.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Unpossible. I am a Seinfeldian vomiter.

2.

TCB or get your secretary to blow you.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
I've got a Kangol in the console of my car right now.

Fresh. or def. I can't decide which one. preference?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I was having dinner with my mother's gay, Canadian cook. And he informed me he preferred his partners to be completely clean-shaven because "If I'm going to eat, I want a clean plate!"

He also told me he shaved his balls.

I know way too much about my mother's gay, Canadian cook.

Whatever happened to the hairnet?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I was having dinner with my mother's gay, Canadian cook. And he informed me he preferred his partners to be completely clean-shaven because "If I'm going to eat, I want a clean plate!"

He also told me he shaved his balls.

2 and 2, but its also because I care. I don't want my partners to get a pubic hair stuck in the throat.

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen


I know way too much about my mother's gay, Canadian cook.

And me, per the above. QP and all that.