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[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I think that's a self-tickling model, with excellent dexterity (holding a camera steady under those circumstances and all...)

The taller one seemed pretty far away from the shorter one. It was not a definitive picture, to me.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Once, when walking by the sauna in the men's lockerroom, I saw, through the glass window, one naked guy leaning over and sucking on the erected penis of another naked guy. Is this the type of latent homosexuality you are referencing.

Fwiw, I think that they were both gay.

eta: ps: neither was a celebrity, fwiw.

That's rather tame. I was thinking more along those conga lines you see now and again outside the steam rooms.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
The taller one seemed pretty far away from the shorter one. It was not a definitive picture, to me.

It's in focus. The taller one's hung like Pinochio.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
[outable] true story, I know the guy who invented phone sex. fwiw. [/outable]

Many people know that the first sentence spoken over a telephone line were "Mr. Watson -- come here," but not many know that the second sentence was "Oh -- Thomas Alva -- I'm coming."

[SlaveNoMore]

NotFromHere
Have you people seen Mayor Newsome's new girlfriend?

Britannie Mountz. Her myspace page said she was 19. Then when pictures of her and the mayor were printed showing her drinking wine, suddenly she was 26. Voter's registration says she's 20. And Republican. And a hostess at Aqua. Not a strip club.

That's her on the right.

Britannie [sic] Mountz? Are you kidding me?

Better question - is she a Vivid Video or a Wicked Pictures contract girl?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Britannie [sic] Mountz? Are you kidding me?

Better question - is she a Vivid Video or a Wicked Pictures contract girl?

Better question - does that mean anything?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
1. That silly little block or circle or oval of hair above the beginning of the genitals. See "Girls Gone Wild, FSU" (the part with all the Limp Bizkit songs in it... otherwise known as the entire film).

2. If I see a huy with a landing strip, I ain't showering anywhere near him. That's wrong on more levels than I can list.

you know more than 1 guy at his health club has had a talk with management about Penske's locker room behavior.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
That's no great shakes. You played basketball in the 80s, right?

I'm willing to bet Thurgreed had "sitting down" in his uniform down to a science.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
She's not as good looking as Kimberly newsome. or whatever her name is that married villency heir

Perhaps not, but massive props for her association with Aqua. The tuna tartare there is maybe my favorite dish ever.

[SlaveNoMore]

sebastian_dangerfield
Better question - does that mean anything?

Good point. Similar production values.

I should have said Vivid and Anabolic.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you know more than 1 guy at his health club has had a talk with management about Penske's locker room behavior.

Which is to say nothing of the Vietnamese trade mission.

[Paisley]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Which Michael Jackson?

OK, another random celeb story 'cause I know you all care. I was an extra in the infamous Pepsi commercial where Michael's hair ignited as a result of poorly aimed pyrotechnics. They did the commerical on only one take, because they had no choice. That was probably as close to my 15 minutes of fame as I'm getting . . .

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Britannie [sic] Mountz? Are you kidding me?

Better question - is she a Vivid Video or a Wicked Pictures contract girl?

Yes. Brittanie Mountz. She was born to be a stripper.

Funny, the photographer felt all this pressure to take down the "damning photo" but there are ways. She turned 20 on September 17. And apparently Aqua was the perfect place to find her future ex-husband. If he really runs for gov or senate, she could be California's next first lady. That's when the real naked pix will surface. And Lacrosse team pillow fights.

First, the San Francisco Chronicle reported that Brittanie Mountz, who played lacrosse for Sonoma State University, had suddenly changed her age on her MySpace page from 19 to 26. Then, the paper's political columnists scooped that Mountz, who is under the legal drinking age in California, was pictured holding a glass of wine at a recent gala that Newsom attended. The mayor's spokesman quickly responded that Newsom has never provided Mountz with alcohol, adding, "If she was drinking, the mayor didn't notice."

Didn't notice?

[Paisley]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
If the UPS tracking page says at the top that delivery is scheduled for 10/24/2006, but then says in the detailed information below that the package is "OUT FOR DELIVERY" as of 7:03 AM on 10/23/2006, when do we think it might be delivered?

What, is this an LSAT question?

Delivery on the 23rd. "UPS - Exceeding expectations."

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Paisley
What, is this an LSAT question?

Delivery on the 23rd. "UPS - Exceeding expectations."

There were, um, issues last time they tried to deliver this package.

It is here now!!! Yay!!!!

Check your PMs, dammit.



ETA if Joan Rivers' hair is now pink, I saw her this morning at starbucks. if not (and probably not) there is a little tiny pink-haired woman wandering around beverly hills with a similarly weirdly taut face.

OK, there are probably 100s of little tiny women with similarly taut faces. But how many have pink hair? And pink outfits? And pink purses?

It was pastel-y pink over white, not like punk-y hot pink. And the license plate on her convertible BMW made some reference to pink.