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[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Me too, but we need to make one about posting pictures of Wonk's ass.

Yeah, we really do. I'm tired of you guys objectifying me. I'm a whole person, with a heart and soul, and feelings and shit, you know.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
It's not a benefit, you moron.

tunnel-visioned suit.

you don't think it would be a benefit for employees to be able to recieve personal packages so they don't need to use leave to wait at home?

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I'm not saying do away with the whole train sequence. They needed to get Beeks out of the picture somehow. Maybe this is like the 2006 yankees--too many stars. They should have left Belushi and Franken out, or had them commit to smaller parts.

Was Franken a star then, or a pre-star, like Annette Bening in Postcards from the Edge ("I'm in it for the 'endolphin' rush.")?

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Aside from "quit posting" and "quit using the bberry," any ideas on how to cure a bad case of bberry/mouse thumb?

Ouch.

Pretend you're paralyzed and type with a pen in your mouth.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
tunnel-visioned suit.

you don't think it would be a benefit for employees to be able to recieve personal packages so they don't need to use leave to wait at home?

*sigh* Hank, shut it, you know why we can't use work resources for personal stuff.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Pretend you're paralyzed and type with a pen in your mouth.

What if she was toothless? use the anus? what if she had a colostomy?

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
What if she was toothless? use the anus? what if she had a colostomy?

It's the probing (p.i.) quality of your hypotheticals that sometimes make me wonder if you're a law professor.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
*sigh* Hank, shut it, you know why we can't use work resources for personal stuff.

What work resources are being used? Do packages get delivered to a mail room, and it creates an extra burden for the mail guys to bring it to your office?

That said, I shouldn't be slinging such questions--we're not allowed to put stamped personal mail in the mail-out box. Apparently carrying a couple of bill payments would overburden someone. (Yet, oddly, we're allowed limited personal use of copiers because it doesn't increase costs.)

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
What work resources are being used? Do packages get delivered to a mail room, and it creates an extra burden for the mail guys to bring it to your office?

That said, I shouldn't be slinging such questions--we're not allowed to put stamped personal mail in the mail-out box. Apparently carrying a couple of bill payments would overburden someone. (Yet, oddly, we're allowed limited personal use of copiers because it doesn't increase costs.)

I use my secretary's time to have her return clothes that I bought online and don't want to keep. Pretty much that is all I use her for. And she is excellent at it.

Is that wrong?

[SlaveNoMore]

Tyrone Slothrop
Was Franken a star then, or a pre-star, like Annette Bening in Postcards from the Edge ("I'm in it for the 'endolphin' rush.")?

Is he a star now?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
It's the probing (p.i.) quality of your hypotheticals that sometimes make me wonder if you're a law professor.

one year our Christmas card- for friends and cool family had a picture like this



except it was from an end of the year solicitation so the guy was painting some Xmas scene.......and he was painting with his feet

my muse took over---

• the paraplegic painter
  it really is quite neat
  working on his craft
  using only his feet
  
  now a quadriplegic artist
  when he wants to paint a wreath
  his options are quite limited
  he's forced to use his teeth
  
  the toothless quadriplegic
  he's really in a rut
  when he wants to be creative
  he's forced to use his butt
  
  and this self-same driven painter
  his doc he did nag
  when the saw bones told him
  he needed a colostomy bag!

I was younger and realize today that it was in bad taste

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Is he a star now?

He's certainly not as much fun to look at as Annette Bening. I defer to str8's expertise as to which list he belongs on. Or PLF's, if it's one of those Minnesota things.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
He's certainly not as much fun to look at as Annette Bening. I defer to str8's expertise as to which list he belongs on. Or PLF's, if it's one of those Minnesota things.

One list he's on is the creditors' list for Air America.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I use my secretary's time to have her return clothes that I bought online and don't want to keep. Pretty much that is all I use her for. And she is excellent at it.

Is that wrong?

On the contrary, that is so right. And as a plus, you won't get investigated by any governmental entities for doing so.

Win-win!

Burger, can you get packages at work? ETA yes, they would get delivered to the mailroom. Especially at my old office, which was not accessible to the hoi polloi.

We do seem to be allowed to get flowers.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
On the contrary, that is so right. And as a plus, you won't get investigated by any governmental entities for doing so.

Win-win!

Burger, can you get packages at work? ETA yes, they would get delivered to the mailroom. Especially at my old office, which was not accessible to the hoi polloi.

We do seem to be allowed to get flowers.

whose computer and network are you using right now?