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10-24-2006, 01:42 PM
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#1366
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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What did I do?
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Ping!! Pow!
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I thought it was "Ping. Pow! |
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10-24-2006, 01:48 PM
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#1367
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Michael Knight
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10-24-2006, 01:49 PM
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#1368
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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UPS
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
If I was (a)________ I would (b)________.
(a) insert: Canadian / in LA / not as dumb as a box of rocks
(b) insert: know who Dane Cook is / borrow observational comedy from professionals instead of attempting to generate it from my (c)________ life
(c) insert: boring / blogtastic / pancake-fueled
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Not knowing who Dane Cook is is hardly a sin. Well, you should know who he is (the best selling comedian (as far as albums) today), and that his success is entirely due to self-hype, myspace, and the ineffable bad taste of today's 12-24 year olds.
This spoof is pretty dead-on as to the quality of his jokes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1vqL...elated&search= |
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10-24-2006, 01:50 PM
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#1369
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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What did I do?
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I just don't understand why Billy Ray is wearing a sweater on the beach at the end.
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Well, we know he was feeling good.
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10-24-2006, 01:59 PM
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#1370
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Cable
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I'm going on Friday. I cannot fucking wait.
It was cold here this morning, in the 60s. I got scolded by the school nurse for failing to send in a sweatshirt for the Brazenette.
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You are a horrible mother.
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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10-24-2006, 02:14 PM
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#1371
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I use my secretary's time to have her return clothes that I bought online and don't want to keep. Pretty much that is all I use her for. And she is excellent at it.
Is that wrong?
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No. It is perfectly appropriate. You aren'ty paying these lazy fucking slackers to surf the internet for 7.5 hours a day,......well, that's what I pay my secretary to do, but I wish she would do something productive. Like bring my shoes to the cobblers or something. Like most staff people, she flips me off when I request actual work and then claims harassment et al.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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10-24-2006, 03:12 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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Bad Ape
Ape scolded for pulling fire alarm
DES MOINES, Iowa — When firefighters responded to an alarm at a local research center, they found no fire and one guilty ape.
A bonobo named Panbanisha pulled the fire alarm last Friday at the Great Ape Trust of Iowa, said apologetic researchers.
"It's my understanding that she's been told not to do it again," Trust spokesman Al Setka said.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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10-24-2006, 03:15 PM
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#1373
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Bad Ape
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Ape scolded for pulling fire alarm
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By the way, how rude of us all not to ask how your trip this weekend went.
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10-24-2006, 03:18 PM
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#1374
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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UPS
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
No. It is perfectly appropriate. You aren'ty paying these lazy fucking slackers to surf the internet for 7.5 hours a day,......well, that's what I pay my secretary to do, but I wish she would do something productive. Like bring my shoes to the cobblers or something. Like most staff people, she flips me off when I request actual work and then claims harassment et al.
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Translation: My secretary got really upset when she finally realized I wasn't really wearing a black sweater and furry pants.
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10-24-2006, 03:20 PM
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#1375
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Glasgow, natch.
Posts: 2,807
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Grammar Timmy
From a Yahoo piece today on a lottery winner. The intenet may in fact destroy all rules of grammar.
"She and her husband, Sommay Rattanakone, 52, said they plan to retire from their jobs, his as an aide in the Seattle Public Schools and her's as a temporary worker at Nintendo of America, and travel."
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10-24-2006, 03:43 PM
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#1376
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Speakin' of Weird Al...
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endID=90827837
(The video for White & Nerdy.)
I am amazed that he has been able to keep this as his career for all these years.
TM
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10-24-2006, 03:43 PM
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#1377
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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UPS
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: My secretary got really upset when she finally realized I wasn't really wearing a black sweater and furry pants.
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Dissent! I am tiddied up from waist to toes......well not the toes so much, but that is an ode to my hobbit friends everywhere....
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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10-24-2006, 04:09 PM
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#1378
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Yahoo Serious Festival
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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
From a Yahoo piece today on a lottery winner. The intenet may in fact destroy all rules of grammar.
"She and her husband, Sommay Rattanakone, 52, said they plan to retire from their jobs, his as an aide in the Seattle Public Schools and her's as a temporary worker at Nintendo of America, and travel."
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Yahoo hired Paigow?
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10-24-2006, 04:11 PM
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#1379
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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UPS
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I had oatmeal.
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Gin and juice.
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Boogers!
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10-24-2006, 04:19 PM
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#1380
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Yahoo Serious Festival
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Yahoo hired Paigow?
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Outable?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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