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[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Do the windows open? Water balloon?

They do open. I'll be back in a sec -- I need to run to Duane Reade.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
This is unfair. Some parents are *nutso* on the field, abusive to their kids "Howww could you do such a stupid play" "get the ball you idiot" that is far worse.

Some parents chain their kids to radiators and refuse to feed them. This fact does not render my criticism unfair. Neither does your fact.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
It is hard enough to be a lesbian in today's world. If their parents can help them I see that as fine.

Are you kidding me? Never has it been more popular to be a lesbian. Just look at the number of web sites devoted exclusively to them.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Some parents chain their kids to radiators and refuse to feed them.

move. on.

our tax dollars paid for you to get the best help available.......in Minnesota. you want more?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Ohhh god. I'm sick now.

I don't want to worsen your illness, but a lot of other people just died as well. All over the world.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Are you kidding me? Never has it been more popular to be a lesbian. Just look at the number of web sites devoted exclusively to them.

yes. that makes it hard to stand out.

Example. if you aren't on the field how you going to pull your jersey off after a goal?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
yes. that makes it hard to stand out.

Example. if you aren't on the field how you going to pull your jersey off after a goal?

Good point. On the sidelines you need to wear those pinneys or whatever they are. By the time they get those off and then pull of their jerseys, the starters are already writhing around naked on the field in an orgiastic goal celebration, tongues probing each and every orifice of their sweaty nubile teammates.

[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I don't do litigation, but there is no record of IM right? If you tried to to discovery from IMs....it would be virtually impossible right?

There are boxes that can be set on network servers to track all traffic going in and out (including IMs) and can also identify what documents you are attaching to 3rd party email from your work computer, etc.

[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
There are boxes that can be set on network servers to track all traffic going in and out (including IMs) and can also identify what documents you are attaching to 3rd party email from your work computer, etc.

I can kill a motherfucking board when I want to.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
I can kill a motherfucking board when I want to.

Any dead people near your office?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Any dead people near your office?

maybe he's just napping?

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
maybe he's just napping?

He shouldn't have done it underneath that truck.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

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spree: safe.

TM

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
So a guy on the street beneath my window was hit by a truck and killed. He's still in the street, covered by a tarp. Should I go to lunch a block or two over, to be respectful?

No, you should forgo lunch, go to the closest Hallmark store, buy a care bear, and tie it to the nearest lamp post or parking sign.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
No, you should forgo lunch, go to the closest Hallmark store, buy a care bear, and tie it to the nearest lamp post or parking sign.

Good idea. That way, he will not be forgotten and it will remind motorists and pedestrians to be more careful. Anything else I should do? I already slipped pony's business card into his shirt pocket.