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10-26-2006, 03:52 PM
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#1906
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These three ladies have outstanding hair. How much of it is composed of extensions?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Last edited by Did you just call me Coltrane?; 10-26-2006 at 04:13 PM..
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10-26-2006, 03:55 PM
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#1907
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
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Fell Running For Train
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
This morning I attempted to arrive by 7am. So that means for me a 5am ish train. I was running late, drove like a bat out heck, my neighbor was behind me. We pull into station, he gets out, runs underneath the blinking gate coming down and makes the train. I'm gunning for the same goal, trip and bite it. hard. My knee is all bloody. So I drive to another station, a hub that more trains run out of, and make that train to be 1/2 hr late or so. I rummage for my IPod...it must have fallen out.
So I'm down an Ipod and up a bloody knee. The only bright side is that I cleaned the bejeezus out of the knee and bandaged it up with ointment and a non stick pad and band-aids. I backed up enough so the train didn't hit me but that scared the crap out of me.
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No job is worth running for the train. |
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10-26-2006, 03:56 PM
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#1908
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Fell Running For Train
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Nice body. Is it just me or is the shadowing making her nose look deformed? Or does she just have a fucked up nose?
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She looks a little like a very skinny Lisa Marie Presley.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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10-26-2006, 03:58 PM
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#1909
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Fell Running For Train
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
If it was a Saturday, why couldn't he have his shabbos goy eat it for him.
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This joke is barely funny when Hank makes it.
You are not adding value.
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10-26-2006, 04:00 PM
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#1910
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Fell Running For Train
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
why take a grainy cell phone shot when they could download the glossies from your webpage?
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I must have been out of my gourd when I posted those.
Hi Bilmore!
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-26-2006, 04:01 PM
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#1911
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Fell Running For Train
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Originally posted by pony_trekker
No job is worth running for the train.
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even if it means a slip and fall?
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10-26-2006, 04:05 PM
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#1912
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Fell Running For Train
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
even if it means a slip and fall?
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Hank, if there was ever a time to slip in your Palsgraf joke, it's now.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-26-2006, 04:06 PM
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#1913
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Fell Running For Train
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Hank, if there was ever a time to slip in your Palsgraf joke, it's now.
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I'm sort of proud it took 6 hours for someone to mention Palsgraf.
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10-26-2006, 04:08 PM
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#1914
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Fell Running For Train
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm sort of proud it took 6 hours for someone to mention Palsgraf.
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Sorry for killing your pride.
Pride of assholes?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-26-2006, 04:08 PM
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#1915
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Fell Running For Train
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
This joke is barely funny when Hank makes it.
You are not adding value.
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barely funny is my sweet spot.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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10-26-2006, 04:46 PM
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#1916
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Fell Running For Train
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
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That's it, basically. The phrase "brain drain" will never be the same for me.
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10-26-2006, 04:46 PM
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#1917
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Fell Running For Train
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Heh. I recently had to consult on a policy prohibiting the use of camera phones by healthcare workers in an emergency room. Apparently residents would take pictures of various injuries "because they're kinda cool."
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I had a rather nasty bone-break this summer. Luckily, I had the presence of mind to snap a camera photo of it. I sent it to a friend with the hopeful message that maybe it wasn't broken.
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10-26-2006, 04:48 PM
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#1918
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Fell Running For Train
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yep. It happened when I showed up at the ER with cucumber shoved up my ass.
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Because you had just fallen on it by accident? |
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10-26-2006, 04:53 PM
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#1919
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Fell Running For Train
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Originally posted by dtb
Because you had just fallen on it by accident?
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Like Fusilli Jerry. |
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10-26-2006, 04:55 PM
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#1920
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Fell Running For Train
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Originally posted by dtb
Because you had just fallen on it by accident?
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It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one.
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