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notcasesensitive · 10-30-2006, 07:54 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I realize this is not directed at me, but to jump off somewhat, I have laughed at a Ron White joke before although overall, I do not find him funny. Larry the Cable Guy is an affront to humanity. My poopy ass is way funnier than Larry the Cable Guy.

Speaking of funny and not, I heard a rumor that Borat's movie is now only going to be shown in limited release in urban and presumably hi-octane centers and not in lower-octane Bush-country-type places. Is this true?

Ron White has his moments. Mainly the ones involving him getting really drunk and doing something stupid find some traction in our household. I've never managed to sit through more than a moment of that other guy. Who laughs at that shit? Hank??

Mr. Man · 10-30-2006, 07:57 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I realize this is not directed at me, but to jump off somewhat, I have laughed at a Ron White joke before although overall, I do not find him funny.

I do not recall posting anything about the other comedians.

It must just be me that finds the concept of the pet-friendly Four Seasons providing ass-scented candles to accommodate the desires of people's dogs funny.

patentparanyc · 10-30-2006, 08:02 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Man
I do not recall posting anything about the other comedians.

It must just be me that finds the concept of the pet-friendly Four Seasons providing ass-scented candles to accommodate the desires of people's dogs funny.

Actually, I googled it and it was "The Blue Collar Tour" and Ron White was funny--for that very joke. I liked his suits and his jokes that that covered up years of drinking and abusing his body. he was fairly funny

bold_n_brazen · 10-30-2006, 08:12 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
What was that on, the redneck tour right? So not funny. Just not really funny. something foxworthy Jeff something or other marginally funny but the rest of them? Kings of Comedy much funnier man.

I challenge any one of you to translate this into english for me.

Hank Chinaski · 10-30-2006, 08:14 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Ron White has his moments. Mainly the ones involving him getting really drunk and doing something stupid find some traction in our household. I've never managed to sit through more than a moment of that other guy. Who laughs at that shit? Hank??

If you know who Ron White or the "other guy" is, YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK!!!

Me on the other hand, I don't know who you are talking about.

Hank Chinaski · 10-30-2006, 08:17 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I challenge any one of you to translate this into english for me.

it's reads:

Were those comedians on a tour of southern comedians with Jeff Foxworthy? While I find Mr. Foxworthy somewhat funny, I do not find much humor from his opening acts from that tour.

I do find that negro comedy troupe, the Kings of Comedy humorous.

patentparanyc · 10-30-2006, 08:20 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
it's reads:

Were those comedians on a tour of southern comedians with Jeff Foxworthy? While I find Mr. Foxworthy somewhat funny, I do not find much humor from his opening acts from that tour.

I do find that negro comedy troupe, the Kings of Comedy humorous.

After working 7 days a week for weeks on end, I find myself in a state of delirium== but Hank that shit is funny what you just wrote.

The "negro" part aside. Who cares if they are black? they are FUNNY!

pps. hank you now officially speak PPNYC-ese.

ltl/fb · 10-30-2006, 08:21 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Never eaten one. Never will.*

* I have eaten one in another city, but I refuse to eat one here.

I have not STPed, but I have to say, you say this after saying "contrarian" like it's a bad thing???

bold_n_brazen · 10-30-2006, 08:21 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
it's reads:

Were those comedians on a tour of southern comedians with Jeff Foxworthy? While I find Mr. Foxworthy somewhat funny, I do not find much humor from his opening acts from that tour.

I do find that negro comedy troupe, the Kings of Comedy humorous.

Thank you. I will buy you a beer at the Bent Elbo next time we are both in Philly. Scab chaser optional.

patentparanyc · 10-30-2006, 08:35 PM

is tasty. mmm

notcasesensitive · 10-30-2006, 08:36 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
If you know who Ron White or the "other guy" is, YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK!!!

Me on the other hand, I don't know who you are talking about.

You expect me to believe that you live in [redacted] with two [redacted] and you haven't run across this special any of the 100,000 it has played on Comedy Central in the past 2 years??!!??!! What have you been doing instead of watching tv? [redacted]?!?!?!

SlaveNoMore · 10-30-2006, 08:42 PM

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bold_n_brazen
I challenge any one of you to translate this into english for me.

I think it says you have a nice rack. And a trust fund. In gaelic.

patentparanyc · 10-30-2006, 08:48 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I think it says you have a nice rack. And a trust fund. In gaelic.

It's actually bastardized Italiano that says she is from Naples but that's fine.

ltl/fb · 10-30-2006, 08:49 PM

I should have saved the cheesesteak thing for this. But y'all didn't post as much as I thought you might have.

You do all know that wild rice is not actually rice, right? It's related, but very different. High in protein, apparently. But not white goo. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_rice

I liked the place Ty recommended in Pismo Beach, but would not recommend it for anyone who is made uneasy by birds. A seagull sat outside the restaurant window and stared at me the entire time I ate breakfast.

My breakfast was biscuits and gravy that came with a side of bacon. They were out of biscuits so I had english muffins and gravy. The english muffins were bad for english muffins because they were doughy, but that made them better biscuit substitutes.

I like suzy-qs better than ho-hos or ding-dongs. whatever used to come individually wrapped in foil, I was introduced to when we moved away from hippie land. the neighbors, who also had kool-aid in a dispenser in the refrigerator door, would unwrap them and put them in the microwave to heat up some. Yummy.

Do snowballs involve coconut? I don't think I've ever had one.

patentparanyc · 10-30-2006, 08:51 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I should have saved the cheesesteak thing for this. But y'all didn't post as much as I thought you might have.

You do all know that wild rice is not actually rice, right? It's related, but very different. High in protein, apparently. But not white goo. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_rice

I liked the place Ty recommended in Pismo Beach, but would not recommend it for anyone who is made uneasy by birds. A seagull sat outside the restaurant window and stared at me the entire time I ate breakfast.

My breakfast was biscuits and gravy that came with a side of bacon. They were out of biscuits so I had english muffins and gravy. The english muffins were bad for english muffins because they were doughy, but that made them better biscuit substitutes.

I like suzy-qs better than ho-hos or ding-dongs. whatever used to come individually wrapped in foil, I was introduced to when we moved away from hippie land. the neighbors, who also had kool-aid in a dispenser in the refrigerator door, would unwrap them and put them in the microwave to heat up some. Yummy.

Do snowballs involve coconut? I don't think I've ever had one.

There is this one place that does to go called "Philly Slims" I've never ordered from it but my coworker did and it looked okay....to really decent and her waffle fries with cheese were wow.