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[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I think it says you have a nice rack. And a trust fund. In gaelic.

"Ping! Pow!

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
"Ping! Pow!

glad you posted. Hi !

say, I was thinking- lots of newbers probably fret over when to/(not to) post. you know, like how do you know something is worthy of posting. anyways, it occurs to me that the newbers might benefits from you explaining your motivation for the several posts you made on the regional boards over the past few weeks. Maybe walk through your thought process etc?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
glad you posted. Hi !

say, I was thinking- lots of newbers probably fret over when to/(not to) post. you know, like how do you know something is worthy of posting. anyways, it occurs to me that the newbers might benefits from you explaining your motivation for the several posts you made on the regional boards over the past few weeks. Maybe walk through your thought process etc?

uh, did we decide you were chair of the Newber Retention Strategy Vision Committee? right-o.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
her waffle fries with cheese were wow.

translation:

working 7 days a week I have no time for shopping, and most of my size 14 winter stuff from last year is soooo beautiful, so fuck the diet.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
translation:

working 7 days a week I have no time for shopping, and most of my size 14 winter stuff from last year is soooo beautiful, so fuck the diet.

That made me just laugh out loud they are gonna think I am nuts! I'm actually almost down to a 10. Which is my pre baby size, an 8-10. I am very carefully watching what I eat.

But I do have some hot cashmere sweaters still. ha.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I challenge any one of you to translate this into english for me.

I believe she was imitating Borat's syntax for comedic effect.

eta: Hank has my proxy on matters interpretive relating to ppnycese.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I enjoy any vagina these days. Nobody told me that after you have a kid, the wife can't go right back on the pill. Now, a condom's a fine thing for a one night stand, where you come like a rock star because you're excited about the "strange" factor. But for relationship sex, I can't use a condom. Every girlfriend since freshman year of college has been on the pill. Wearing that rubber armor on my crank destroys the experience. So, though you might loath a sandy vagina right now, there will come a day where you'll take any friction - even sandpaper painful - over that damned latex.

Assuming its not a hooker, I'm bareback or nothing. The thought of a glove reminds of the time I had a dream I was drinking boxed wine. And woke up drenched in my own vomit.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
glad you posted. Hi !

say, I was thinking- lots of newbers probably fret over when to/(not to) post. you know, like how do you know something is worthy of posting. anyways, it occurs to me that the newbers might benefits from you explaining your motivation for the several posts you made on the regional boards over the past few weeks. Maybe walk through your thought process etc?

Hi! I missed you [sniff]. Per that otherplace, I am glad to hear that we are still BFF, always. FWIW, I had a dream that we were lunching, al fresco (seriously), and we were joined by or joined, atcmb, TCW. Platonically. Although she may have kneesied me, but don't tell her husband......

It seemed really real.....

Anyhoo, as for posts, two words:

"on-topicalityness"

Learn them, know them, use them.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Assuming its not a hooker, I'm bareback or nothing.

this sounds like a slave boast, before Shapey gave him that case of penile worms.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
this sounds like a slave boast, before Shapey gave him that case of penile worms.

I thought Slave said Shifter was hung like a worm, no?

[Spanky]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone


Oh, and please hold the raspberry sauce. Same for the raspberry frosting layer in an otherwise perfectly good chocolate cake. Shit pisses me off.

2.2.2. Nothing worse than thinking you are getting some chocolate cake when it has been ruined with that crap. Fruit is not a dessert, it is another course.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Spanky
2.2.2. Nothing worse than thinking you are getting some chocolate cake when it has been ruined with that crap. Fruit is not a dessert, it is another course.

I like raspberry or apricot jam as a layer between cake layers sometimes. Not raspberry frosting, though.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I like raspberry or apricot jam as a layer between cake layers sometimes. Not raspberry frosting, though.

Am I freak since I don't mind the raspberry sauce? I don't.

I understand the whole fruit and sorbet should be seperate etc.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
I thought Slave said Shifter was hung like a worm, no?

that's what made it ironic. or prophetic. or both?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I like raspberry or apricot jam as a layer between cake layers sometimes. Not raspberry frosting, though.

chocolate raspberry is one of the 10 best flavor combos there are. I have no idea what these people are babbling about.