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patentparanyc · 11-02-2006, 11:33 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yeh, well you're pretty lucky. You get multiple orgasms. I get jealous watching women come. Don't get me wrong. I like the male orgasm just fine. But I'm not losing my shit, yelling, writhing around... And I'm not getting minutes of an orgasm.

A woman's orgasm seems comparable to cocaine, whereas a man's is like crack, or a nitrous balloon. Intense, but way too fucking short.

Then again, I don't know if I could handle that feeling for an extended period of time. Maybe ours is more intense than yours. I guess I'll never know. Another question I'll put on my list of things to ask St. Peter...

it peaks and valleys...it can't be like an extended intensity over and over...it ebbs and flows in its intensity but yeah when done right it rocks.

greatwhitenorthchick · 11-02-2006, 11:34 AM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am a fan of orgasms generally.

When y'all make the boy android, can you make it so that it is more like a 19-y-o or whatever in terms of ability to do it over and over and over and over again? TIA!!

Good idea. But also give him the ability to last for more than a minute. A hybrid.

patentparanyc · 11-02-2006, 11:35 AM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Good idea. But also give him the ability to last for more than a minute. A hybrid.

Yeah, he can't be so excited he blows in like, 2 mins....sort of like, the discipline and control of someone older with the vigor of someone 19 and the ability to rejuvinate quickly.

ltl/fb · 11-02-2006, 11:37 AM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Good idea. But also give him the ability to last for more than a minute. A hybrid.

Yes. Though, really I like lots of foreplay and then something in between a minute and drunken sebby, though I think closer to a minute than to drunken sebby. Maybe there could be some kind of randomized setting? Like set a minimum and a maximum and it will pick a random time between them?

nononono · 11-02-2006, 11:38 AM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am a fan of orgasms generally.

When y'all make the boy android, can you make it so that it is more like a 19-y-o or whatever in terms of ability to do it over and over and over and over again? TIA!!

What's all this about no male multiple orgasms and lack of ability to do it over and over again? That's crazy. Next you'll be telling me it doesn't go on for hours and hours and hours.

bold_n_brazen · 11-02-2006, 11:39 AM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Yes. Though, really I like lots of foreplay and then something in between a minute and drunken sebby, though I think closer to a minute than to drunken sebby. Maybe there could be some kind of randomized setting? Like set a minimum and a maximum and it will pick a random time between them?

I'm good with this, so long as, in no case, shall his minimum occur before I am finished.

ThurgreedMarshall · 11-02-2006, 11:40 AM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
Your gf is New York?

Never! Not only is she insane, but she is ugly as hell.

(And she wouldn't have me.)

TM

patentparanyc · 11-02-2006, 11:40 AM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Yes. Though, really I like lots of foreplay and then something in between a minute and drunken sebby, though I think closer to a minute than to drunken sebby. Maybe there could be some kind of randomized setting? Like set a minimum and a maximum and it will pick a random time between them?

Are you going to set "him" on vibrate?

ltl/fb · 11-02-2006, 11:41 AM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I'm good with this, so long as, in no case, shall his minimum occur before I am finished.

finished once or finished twice?

bold_n_brazen · 11-02-2006, 11:43 AM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
finished once or finished twice?

Yes.

patentparanyc · 11-02-2006, 11:44 AM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
finished once or finished twice?

meaning, yes, twice. mmm

sebastian_dangerfield · 11-02-2006, 11:50 AM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Yes. Though, really I like lots of foreplay and then something in between a minute and drunken sebby, though I think closer to a minute than to drunken sebby. Maybe there could be some kind of randomized setting? Like set a minimum and a maximum and it will pick a random time between them?

A minute? No man should go for only a minute. Dead sober, horny as hell, I wouldn't do that. Nobody has the appropriate level of fun in just a minute's worth.

ThurgreedMarshall · 11-02-2006, 11:53 AM

'WINTER HAVEN, Florida (AP) -- Police Chief Paul Goward was tired of looking around his department and seeing blubber hanging over the belts of some of his officers. So he sent out a memo exhorting the "jelly bellies" to shape up.

In the end, the department lost 190 pounds -- all of them belonging to Goward. He was forced out as chief because some of his officers took offense at the memo.

In his memo, titled "Are You a Jelly Belly," the chief never singled anyone out, and apart from the title, didn't call anyone names.

Instead, he provided a list of 10 reasons police officers should be in shape. He said overweight police poorly represent the profession, poop out when chasing suspects and might have to resort to "a higher level of force" if a criminal got the upper hand in a fight. He said out-of-shape cops are a liability to the city and their families.

"Take a good look at yourself," he wrote. "If you are unfit, do yourself and everyone else a favor. See a professional about a proper diet and a fitness training program, quit smoking, limit alcohol intake and start thinking self-pride, confidence and respectability. And stop making excuses for delaying what you know you should have been doing years ago. We didn't hire you unfit and we don't want you working unfit. Don't mean to offend, this is just straight talk. I owe it to you."'
__________

Absolutely ridiculous.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/11/01/jel....ap/index.html

In other news,

"Virginia sheriff, 12 deputies indicted

A Virginia sheriff and a dozen of his deputies engaged in a corrupt scheme to sell the drugs they seized to the public, a federal indictment alleges. The indictment, unsealed today, names Henry County Sheriff Harold Cassell and 17 others. The 34-count indictment also charges a postal worker, a probation officer and five citizens."

We should be reading this one much more often. Cops selling drugs ain't exactly shocking.

TM

ThurgreedMarshall · 11-02-2006, 11:58 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
They need to make androids we can fuck instead of our spouses/gfs. I need some strange, just to remember what different tits feel like in my hands... but I don't want to cheat on my wife. And I'm sure she wouldn't mind a little strange herself. If we can master the genome, we can master the production of living sex dolls.

Ask and ye shall receive.

Crap. Link doesn't work. Go to Cnn.com and click on the "Robots have eery real look and human twitches" link.

TM

ltl/fb · 11-02-2006, 11:58 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
A minute? No man should go for only a minute. Dead sober, horny as hell, I wouldn't do that. Nobody has the appropriate level of fun in just a minute's worth.

? if enough has gone on beforehand, a minute can work.