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patentparanyc · 11-02-2006, 12:01 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
? if enough has gone on beforehand, a minute can work.

No way. need longer than a minute.

nononono · 11-02-2006, 12:02 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
? if enough has gone on beforehand, a minute can work.

No, no, no, no way: a) more than a minute means even more orgasms and b) orgasms aside, you get both more intensity and, for fun, more positions possible with more time.

Replaced_Texan · 11-02-2006, 12:02 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
'WINTER HAVEN, Florida (AP) -- Police Chief Paul Goward was tired of looking around his department and seeing blubber hanging over the belts of some of his officers. So he sent out a memo exhorting the "jelly bellies" to shape up.

In the end, the department lost 190 pounds -- all of them belonging to Goward. He was forced out as chief because some of his officers took offense at the memo.

In his memo, titled "Are You a Jelly Belly," the chief never singled anyone out, and apart from the title, didn't call anyone names.

Instead, he provided a list of 10 reasons police officers should be in shape. He said overweight police poorly represent the profession, poop out when chasing suspects and might have to resort to "a higher level of force" if a criminal got the upper hand in a fight. He said out-of-shape cops are a liability to the city and their families.

"Take a good look at yourself," he wrote. "If you are unfit, do yourself and everyone else a favor. See a professional about a proper diet and a fitness training program, quit smoking, limit alcohol intake and start thinking self-pride, confidence and respectability. And stop making excuses for delaying what you know you should have been doing years ago. We didn't hire you unfit and we don't want you working unfit. Don't mean to offend, this is just straight talk. I owe it to you."'
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Absolutely ridiculous.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/11/01/jel....ap/index.html

TM

Seems to me that there are some professions where you should be expected to stay in shape.

I'm happy to say that I'm pretty sure that I could pass the Army's PT test if I were to take it tomorrow. That probably wouldn't be the case a year ago.

patentparanyc · 11-02-2006, 12:03 PM

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Originally posted by nononono
No, no, no, no way: a) more than a minute means even more orgasms and b) orgasms aside, you get both more intensity and, for fun, more positions possible with more time.

Word. I'm with you, girl on this one.

It's all orgasms, all the time.

ltl/fb · 11-02-2006, 12:04 PM

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Originally posted by nononono
No, no, no, no way: a) more than a minute means even more orgasms and b) orgasms aside, you get both more intensity and, for fun, more positions possible with more time.

That's why you need them to be ready to go again after only a few minutes. Variety. Fool around until we're both at the edge, or until I'm already coming, wham, he comes and I finish. Short rest period, maybe have a sip of water. Fool around a little, then have extended session with different positions.

patentparanyc · 11-02-2006, 12:04 PM

Not to get gross, but are y'all hornier during your period? I seem to be. It really seems to ramp up more, get more intense?

nononono · 11-02-2006, 12:14 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
That's why you need them to be ready to go again after only a few minutes. Variety. Fool around until we're both at the edge, or until I'm already coming, wham, he comes and I finish. Short rest period, maybe have a sip of water. Fool around a little, then have extended session with different positions.

Yes to all of the above, sometimes. I tend to "finish" at the beginning, middle, end and sometimes after, too, and like I said I like a bit more actual sex time, but I appreciate the simultaneous timing. No rest in between is also excellent. Or a couple hours' sleep. or awake. Forget it - everything is good if it's varied and intense.

ltl/fb · 11-02-2006, 12:19 PM

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Originally posted by nononono
Yes to all of the above, sometimes. I tend to "finish" at the beginning, middle, end and sometimes after, too, and like I said I like a bit more actual sex time, but I appreciate the simultaneous timing. No rest in between is also excellent. Or a couple hours' sleep. or awake. Forget it - everything is good if it's varied and intense.

ExACTly. (Hi Sebby!) And if unvaried is what works for you, unvaried is fine.

Yay sex!

patentparanyc · 11-02-2006, 12:22 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
ExACTly. (Hi Sebby!) And if unvaried is what works for you, unvaried is fine.

Yay sex!

2.

As well, PLF mocked Sebb but there is an appropriate time and place for a good pounding. that rocks within the proper context and moment and mood.

ThurgreedMarshall · 11-02-2006, 12:23 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm happy to say that I'm pretty sure that I could pass the Army's PT test if I were to take it tomorrow. That probably wouldn't be the case a year ago.

1. I think it's cool that you are in much better shape.

2. Not to shit on your achievement, but that is the test to be in the army? Seems kind of easy.

TM

sebastian_dangerfield · 11-02-2006, 12:23 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
ExACTly. (Hi Sebby!) And if unvaried is what works for you, unvaried is fine.

Yay sex!

Yeh, but guys have to finish at some point. So you ride the waves with her, she gets off a few times, then you time one of her waves and ride it to shore, in big huge blowout at the end, where you both get off.

Then you get an Anchor Steam from the fridge and loaf on the couch for a while.

ltl/fb · 11-02-2006, 12:27 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yeh, but guys have to finish at some point. So you ride the waves with her, she gets off a few times, then you time one of her waves and ride it to shore, in big huge blowout at the end, where you both get off.

Then you get an Anchor Steam from the fridge and loaf on the couch for a while.

I like to come often, and I like the guy to come no less than half as often. Which is why I need an android.

patentparanyc · 11-02-2006, 12:28 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I like to come often, and I like the guy to come no less than half as often. Which is why I need an android.

I'm with you on that one. Nothing sexier than watching him come.

greatwhitenorthchick · 11-02-2006, 12:29 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
1. I think it's cool that you are in much better shape.

2. Not to shit on your achievement, but that is the test to be in the army? Seems kind of easy.

TM

Agreed. According to that chart, I need to be able to do 6 pushups in two minutes. I think everyone on the Biggest Loser last night could do that no problem.

Do marines have to pass a more stringent test? Any marines I have ever met seem to be in really good shape.

ThurgreedMarshall · 11-02-2006, 12:32 PM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Not to get gross, but are y'all hornier during your period? I seem to be. It really seems to ramp up more, get more intense?

Great. Thank you, pony.

TM