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[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
And um, your umpteen posts about Flavor of Love are like, really productive to the board? Don't pretend you don't also post stupid shit that interests like a handful of people and others could care less. Because a lot of us think that show is low rent and uninteresting but do I give you shit about it until now? NO.

Could you tell us again how you like orgasms?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
And um, your umpteen posts about Flavor of Love are like, really productive to the board? Don't pretend you don't also post stupid shit that interests like a handful of people and others could care less. Because a lot of us think that show is low rent and uninteresting but do I give you shit about it until now? NO.

The difference is, I was having a conversation with someone. You were trying to jump into one and no one was paying attention to you and your menstrual-fueled horniness.

And again, why do you keep bring up board productivity? There's no such thing. I can't explain it in any simpler terms, brick.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
you know that phrase "I wouldn't f&*( her with someone else's d*&()?" Yeah, well, I wouldn't blow him with someone else's mouth.

I'm fairly certain he wouldn't let you. I'm fairly certain he wouldn't let Heidi Klum, if you were in the room. Even if he had really, really thick eyelids.

TM

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Could you tell us again how you like orgasms?

multiple ones. doesn't everyone?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The difference is, I was having a conversation with someone. You were trying to jump into one and no one was paying attention to you and your menstrual-fueld horniness.

And again, why do you keep bring up board productivity? There's no such thing. I can't explain it in any simpler terms, brick.

TM

I thought it was really cool that day that we came up with the key to world peace. Too bad we're all to lazy to go out there and make it happen. I guess that all we can hope for is that some inspired outsider comes across our solution one day and puts the plan into action.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
True. I bring naked tattooed and pierced girls to the board and ya'll decide to have another ppnyc is an idiot fest.

Because. We've all heard about the suicide girls website months and eons ago, the fact that they now offer live burlesque is of marginal interest.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I thought it was really cool that day that we came up with the key to world peace. Too bad we're all to lazy to go out there and make it happen. I guess that all we can hope for is that some inspired outsider comes across our solution one day and puts the plan into action.

If PLF gets to be Chair of Newber Retention and Attraction and Hank gets to be something that I don't remember, I would like to be Director of Board Productivity.

ETA: or even better, Regional Manager of Board Productivity. I would be happy with either.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Could you tell us again how you like orgasms?

I was thinking, "FINALLY - SOMETHING NEW!!!!" until I realized we were not discussing fondness for orangatangs.* I like orangatangs. It seems like my like for them is pretty constant all month long, and I don't ever really crave eating them, especially not with chocolate or raspberries.

*I don't care that this is not likely proper spelling. It reminds me of monkeys in space, you know, since spacemen drink powdered tang. Probably orange powdered tang. And monkeys have also been in space.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
True. I bring naked tattooed and pierced girls to the board and ya'll decide to have another ppnyc is an idiot fest.

This and Kerry on the PB today have not been good. Can we just send PPNYC to Iraq?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
If PLF gets to be Chair of Newber Retention and Attraction and Hank gets to be something that I don't remember, I would like to be Director of Board Productivity.

ETA: or even better, Regional Manager of Board Productivity. I would be happy with either.

Assistant to the Regional Manager of Board Productivity.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
If PLF gets to be Chair of Newber Retention and Attraction and Hank gets to be something that I don't remember, I would like to be Director of Board Productivity.

ETA: or even better, Regional Manager of Board Productivity. I would be happy with either.

Dear Director of Board Productivity:

I submit a request that a portion of each day is devoted to discussing multiple female orgasms. With a sub chair committee headed up by Fringey, as well as a possible co chair with nononono.

Please advise at the earliest.

Many thanks,
PPNYC

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I thought it was really cool that day that we came up with the key to world peace. Too bad we're all to lazy to go out there and make it happen. I guess that all we can hope for is that some inspired outsider comes across our solution one day and puts the plan into action.

Was that before or after nfh's powerpoint on reversing the effects of global warming?

TM

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
*I don't care that this is not likely proper spelling. It reminds me of monkeys in space, you know, since spacemen drink powdered tang. Probably orange powdered tang. And monkeys have also been in space.

former president Clinton knows how to get Tang.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I was thinking, "FINALLY - SOMETHING NEW!!!!" until I realized we were not discussing fondness for orangatangs.* I like orangatangs. It seems like my like for them is pretty constant all month long, and I don't ever really crave eating them, especially not with chocolate or raspberries.

*I don't care that this is not likely proper spelling. It reminds me of monkeys in space, you know, since spacemen drink powdered tang. Probably orange powdered tang. And monkeys have also been in space.

Lonnngggggg arms are good.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Was that before or after nfh's powerpoint on reversing the effects of global warming?

TM

It was inbetween her Visio presentation on ethanol. In a PIE CHART format.