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11-02-2006, 05:33 PM
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#2926
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Patent para
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Ennui can be contagous. Be careful.
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fuck. everything has been done before.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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11-02-2006, 05:34 PM
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#2927
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
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Peter Parker
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
You'd think Spiderman could get better ass.
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He's about 5' tall. And most likely gay. Plus, she's freaking 9 months pregnant. Cut a bit of slack. |
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11-02-2006, 05:35 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Dyeing my hair
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You look mahvelous was a parody of Fernando Lamas, not Ricardo Montalban (god, what an excellent name), but now that you mention it, he is definitely more Fernando than Ricardo. Ricardo was not smarmy.
And J-Lo is channeling Charo, without the wig.
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My sister, brother, half the gym and I recently had an hour and a half long discussion on which C list celebrity you would have on retainer to show up and openly weep at your funeral. My choice was Ricardo Montalban.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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11-02-2006, 05:35 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
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Dyeing my hair
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Yeah, crap. I should have said "from hell's heart I spit at thee."
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What an awesome film.
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11-02-2006, 05:36 PM
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#2930
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,147
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Patent para
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Originally posted by LessinSF
Thursday afternoon cocktails rock. I may leave early. Or I could shut my door, take the bottle of Macallan out of the drawer, and set up rails on my desk. Hmmm.
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leave? you went back?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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11-02-2006, 05:37 PM
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#2931
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Dyeing my hair
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My sister, brother, half the gym and I recently had an hour and a half long discussion on which C list celebrity you would have on retainer to show up and openly weep at your funeral. My choice was Ricardo Montalban.
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C List? C LIST?!!! In his heyday, he was A-. Where is Str8?
I love Ricardo Montalban. Every time I hav etyped his name today, I said it, in my mind, with his lovely Latin accent. Ricardo Montalban.
If I were to say it out loud, it would not sound as lyrical. It would sound preposterous. But in my mind, I sound smoooth. |
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11-02-2006, 05:38 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
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Peter Parker
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
He's about 5' tall. And most likely gay. Plus, she's freaking 9 months pregnant. Cut a bit of slack.
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Shouldn't she look like Katie Holmes, then? |
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11-02-2006, 05:40 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,280
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Dyeing my hair
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
C List? C LIST?!!! In his heyday, he was A-. Where is Str8?
I love Ricardo Montalban. Every time I hav etyped his name today, I said it, in my mind, with his lovely Latin accent. Ricardo Montalban.
If I were to say it out loud, it would not sound as lyrical. It would sound preposterous. But in my mind, I sound smoooth.
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Me too! And he'd weep beautifully. And everyone would say, "I didn't even know she knew Ricardo Montalban." The gossip and speculation would be going on for years after I kicked the bucket. It'd be awesome.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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11-02-2006, 05:40 PM
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Peter Parker
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
He's about 5' tall. And most likely gay. Plus, she's freaking 9 months pregnant. Cut a bit of slack.
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No slack. If you're going to a Lakers game you have to tart it up. Like JLo channeling Charo. It says so on the ticket.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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11-02-2006, 05:40 PM
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,079
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Patent para
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
The NY Rangers are in town playing the San Jose Sharks tonight.
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Once you've driven down to San Jose and back, you won't think of it as "in town."
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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11-02-2006, 05:40 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,147
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Dyeing my hair
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My sister, brother, half the gym and I recently had an hour and a half long discussion on which C list celebrity you would have on retainer to show up and openly weep at your funeral. My choice was Ricardo Montalban.
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I know I gave you my ex-aunt's IMDB link, and you pick him?
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11-02-2006, 05:41 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Dyeing my hair
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
C List? C LIST?!!! In his heyday, he was A-. Where is Str8?
I love Ricardo Montalban. Every time I hav etyped his name today, I said it, in my mind, with his lovely Latin accent. Ricardo Montalban.
If I were to say it out loud, it would not sound as lyrical. It would sound preposterous. But in my mind, I sound smoooth.
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Isn't there some skit about Ricardo Montalban and the "rich Corinthian leather seats"
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All that we love deeply becomes a part of us.....
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11-02-2006, 05:42 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,837
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Dyeing my hair
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My sister, brother, half the gym and I recently had an hour and a half long discussion on which C list celebrity you would have on retainer to show up and openly weep at your funeral. My choice was Ricardo Montalban.
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I think I choose Shannon Tweed, but I reserve the right to amend.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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11-02-2006, 05:43 PM
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the poor-man's spuckler
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 4,997
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Peter Parker
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Shouldn't she look like Katie Holmes, then?
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11-02-2006, 05:44 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Dyeing my hair
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
And everyone would say, "I didn't even know she knew Ricardo Montalban."
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Chances are better they'd be asking "Does her casket have soft, corinthian leather?"
you tube
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