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11-02-2006, 10:35 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Patent para
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I'm on my way. You're gonna need more ice.
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And probably another eight-ball.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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11-02-2006, 10:49 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 235
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Bambi's Harem
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
this is an interesting philosophical question. How many bucks does it take to live with a wackadoo in the center of your tootsie pop?
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For you? 5 bucks, young and eager to please, puppie-ish even.
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11-02-2006, 10:53 PM
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#2988
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Body Painted Politician
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Originally posted by Tables R Us
State Senator Randy White is caught in body paint. Someone stole the pix off his computer.
Randy in purple and Demi in grey. Separated at birth?
 
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Hank looks particularly shorter in that picture than his usual internet claims.....is blue shortening?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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11-02-2006, 11:12 PM
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#2989
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Patent para
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Originally posted by LessinSF
Thursday afternoon cocktails rock. I may leave early. Or I could shut my door, take the bottle of Macallan out of the drawer, and set up rails on my desk. Hmmm.
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You fancy fuck... All I have is Johnny Black and Captian nMorgans. The alternating... not so good.
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11-02-2006, 11:14 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Alternative to Childbirth Anaesthesia
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Originally posted by Tables R Us
Pregnant teens are smoking to have smaller babies, which are less painful to deliver.
No need to worry about about smoking causing birth defects. With moms like these, the babies will be defective regardless.
Brit Article
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Proof the teeange preganancy crisis is not due to lack of learnin', nor intelligence. I'd say that shows some true thinking outside the box.
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11-02-2006, 11:28 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,224
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New York's alright
If you like saxophones.
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11-02-2006, 11:28 PM
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They Call Me Tater Salad
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Freaky Beach, CA
Posts: 697
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Dyeing my hair
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Now I'm thinking about the things that crawl in your ear. Thanks.
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11-02-2006, 11:33 PM
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#2993
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Another one bites the dust
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061103/...ex_allegations
These Jesus Freaks can't seem to stop paying for sex with men in motels.
I just watched an interview with this screwhead on Yahoo. How the fuck did his congregation not know he was a three dollar bill (in more ways than sexual preference, nttawwt). The guy's clearly card carrying crazy.
I'm getting an electric fence. This country's beginning to give me the piss shivers.
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11-02-2006, 11:37 PM
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
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Dyeing my hair
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I think I'm dying my hair in the next few weeks. Like a light brown with caramel highlights.
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11-02-2006, 11:40 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Dyeing my hair
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Originally posted by Spanky
If Jabba the Hut had a hit song, millions of hot women would be all over him. It is something about the female sex I will never understand. Ugliest man on the planet + hit song = sex symbol. Go figure.
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Paul Simon. More hits than he can count. Couldn't get laid in a nickel whorehouse with a fistful of quarters.
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11-02-2006, 11:50 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,280
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Another one bites the dust
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061103/...ex_allegations
These Jesus Freaks can't seem to stop paying for sex with men in motels.
I just watched an interview with this screwhead on Yahoo. How the fuck did his congregation not know he was a three dollar bill (in more ways than sexual preference, nttawwt). The guy's clearly card carrying crazy.
I'm getting an electric fence. This country's beginning to give me the piss shivers.
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'sok. He'll cry and beg his congregation for forgiveness and say he done wrong in front of god and everyone and he's a sinner and he hopes jesus will understand that he's only a man and satan led him down this terrible path to anal sex and blow jobs in cheap motels with a male prostitute for three years blah blah blah. And then he'll say that gay marraige is still an abomination. Amen Hallelujah Praise the Lowad etc etc etc
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11-03-2006, 01:30 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Dyeing my hair
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Originally posted by Mr. Man
Nooo! Not the bore worms!!
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Jesus christ, stop posting and get to the damn bar before you fall asleep.
ETA if you get to the bar fast enough, Harold from Harold and Kumar might still be here . . . there . . . whatever. It's past my bedime. Fucking 10:30 am ET meetings. Fucking east coasters.
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11-03-2006, 01:52 AM
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#2998
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For the People
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: on the coast
Posts: 1,009
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Cops.
I keep meaning to see them. When they come to SF, they play a nearby club. I think there are better SF-based burlesque shows. They were on an episode of Real Sex some time back.
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11-03-2006, 02:19 AM
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For the People
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: on the coast
Posts: 1,009
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I think Gwinky should be East Coast Vice President, Tits
Abba can then be Midwest VP, T
I'm open to suggestions for WCVP, T
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11-03-2006, 02:25 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jack Manfred
I think Gwinky should be East Coast Vice President, Tits
Abba can then be Midwest VP, T
I'm open to suggestions for WCVP, T
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