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[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You are confusing quantity with productivity. Board productivity is an elusive concept that you may not yet fully understand.

Eventually, however, we will get all our synergies in order, someone will step up to the plate and run with the big idea, right up until we get down to the short strokes.

Then Coltrane will take over.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Then why is surgery scheduled 6, 9, and noon? If the space is rare, some docs should be working the afternoon shift.

Maybe they have found that more space is needed for emergency surgeries later in the day and at night?

If I can't eat for 12 hours beforehand, I WANT my surgery to be at 6 am.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Try Piraat. It is tasty, strong as hell, and is called "Pirate" but in a different language, which makes it kind of gay and thus cool.

Sorry, but I prefer Ninja. That's "Ninja" in Belgian.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Eventually, however, we will get all our synergies in order, someone will step up to the plate and run with the big idea, right up until we get down to the short strokes.

Then Coltrane will take over.

One word: industrial jackhammer.

Is there such a thing as a non-industrial jackhammer?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
One word: industrial jackhammer.

Is there such a thing as a non-industrial jackhammer?

That is *two* words.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Nope. That was pure coincidence. Our matching outfits and fanny packs, however -- totally planned.

TM

That is so messed up that is verbatim what I thought as well. Are you going to dye your hair caramel as well?

[Cletus Miller]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
And I assume that your use of both "less" (in the smaller quantity sense) and "discrete" to modify the same thing was a joke?

I took him to mean that your combined posts were less discrete than they would otherwise be. If he meant that you were posting less often, he would have written "fewer discrete posts". Or else Flower made a mistake, which I doubt.

[Paisley]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am considering thinking about branching out from the one beer I have decided I like (which is served in a Chimay glass) to Chimay, on the theory that if they are served in the same glass, how different can they be?

Belgian beers are wonderful (as is drinking beer in Belgium). However, serving anything but Chimay in the Chimay glass would be considered a serious no-no there. Each beer has its own glass.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
ABBA, I have to work all day, so I cannot drink with you. Drinking on the job is another thing that they do not view at all favorably here.

Well, then, you clearly need a new job.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
That is *two* words.

You have caused me to weep for the first time in my life.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
For me, beer is a contributing factor, but is not the sole culprit.

2.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I had another Belgian ale after the Chimay, and it wasn't as good. Good, but my socks remained on my feet.

Chimay is outstanding...and freaking expensive.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Eventually, however, we will get all our synergies in order, someone will step up to the plate and run with the big idea, right up until we get down to the short strokes.

Then Coltrane will take over.

I don't know what this means, but count me in.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
'sok. He'll cry and beg his congregation for forgiveness and say he done wrong in front of god and everyone and he's a sinner and he hopes jesus will understand that he's only a man and satan led him down this terrible path to anal sex and blow jobs in cheap motels with a male prostitute for three years blah blah blah. And then he'll say that gay marraige is still an abomination. Amen Hallelujah Praise the Lowad etc etc etc

I don't know about that. In evangelical circles, unless you are Jimmy Swaggart and have your own TV show, even an affair with a woman pretty much toasts you with the local church. And paying for it is worse than a regular affair. I can't think of a public sex scandal here in Minnesota evangelical churches involving a homosexual affair so I don't know how it would play out, but I don't think it would be good.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't know what this means, but count me in.

One word: industrial jackhammer.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
One word: industrial jackhammer.

That's three words.