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[Fugee]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
A Christian pastor from Penske's neck o' the woods tells it like it is:

You kinda feel bad for that assistant, though -- presumably he's headed for Hell.

Nah. The woman who sent the photo doesn't want him so there isn't the same temptation.

I should email that link to the Fugee Brother, who is a pastor. There's some very good advice in there. When I've met alone with male pastors at my church, the office door is always open. Not because I'm any kind of temptation but as a general policy.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Nah. I meant office.

And I meant that I've had sex, with other people, in any office I've ever had of my own, with a door that closes.

Usually bent over the desk with my skirt hiked up.

I kinda miss having an office.

You're a real-life "Dear Penthouse" letter.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Fugee
Nah. The woman who sent the photo doesn't want him so there isn't the same temptation.

I should email that link to the Fugee Brother, who is a pastor. There's some very good advice in there. When I've met alone with male pastors at my church, the office door is always open. Not because I'm any kind of temptation but as a general policy.

How comfy were the desks?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Fugee
When I've met alone with male pastors at my church, the office door is always open. Not because I'm any kind of temptation but as a general policy.

Same with Shape Shifter's mom, but that was before cheap digital recorders and everyone wanted to hear the sins she would confess.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
It just goes to show you that sometimes, designers are wrong.
And perhaps stylists.

How does one manage to make Scarlett look like shit? That's hard to do.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You're a real-life "Dear Penthouse" letter.

I will assume you mean that as a compliment.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I will assume you mean that as a compliment.

Absolutely. Although you didn't use the word "manhood", which I think is required by all female letter writers, usually in conjunction with "throbbing".

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Absolutely. Although you didn't use the word "manhood", which I think is required by all female letter writers, usually in conjunction with "throbbing".

Question: Does manhood actually throb? Is that a pleasant sensation? I would think it might not be.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
How does one manage to make Scarlett look like shit? That's hard to do.

Probably the same person that made Penelope Cruz look like shit.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Probably the same person that made Penelope Cruz look like shit.

Salmya Hayek looks good, however.

Scarlett actually looked like saggy boobies how is that possible?

[Fugee]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
How comfy were the desks?

As I said, I'm no temptation so desks were not involved.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Salmya Hayek looks good, however.

Scarlett actually looked like saggy boobies how is that possible?

Gravity?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Fugee
As I said, I'm no temptation so desks were not involved.

but you are so cute with your cake!!!!!!

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Question: Does manhood actually throb? Is that a pleasant sensation? I would think it might not be.

You've never made one throb? Maybe you just don't get them hard enough?

[NotFromHere]

OK, so Sean Salisbury was suspended from ESPN and no one is talking. You guys in NY with the info, please let me know what happened.