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[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You've never made one throb? Maybe you just don't get them hard enough?

mmmmm, throbbing manhood.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You've never made one throb? Maybe you just don't get them hard enough?

Throbbing sounds unpleasant. Not good.

Maybe I don't know what the word means.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Throbbing sounds unpleasant. Not good.

Maybe I don't know what the word means.

male orgasm is about relief.

the throbbing can be unpleasant if occuring when no relief is likely. maybe it is even sort of unpleasant when relief is soon likely, or being worked on, but you forget that there is some unpleasant buried under the pleasant.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
OK, so Sean Salisbury was suspended from ESPN and no one is talking. You guys in NY with the info, please let me know what happened.

Even after last night's performance, they're having a hard time removing Brady's cock from Salisbury's mouth.

TM

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Even after last night's performance, they're having a hard time removing Brady's cock from Salisbury's mouth.

TM

Brady? Tom Brady? He's much hotter than you. mmmmmm brady

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Even after last night's performance, they're having a hard time removing Brady's cock from Salisbury's mouth.

TM

Outstanding. *golf clap*

And after last night I have to stfu about how lucky Marvin Harrison is.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Right. How could it have been harder than the TDF?

exactlyfuckingright. It is such an absurd statement that it probably either indicates that he is an idiot or a liar, and if the latter it goes hand in hand with the i didn't dope for the TDF lie. Of course, if the former, perhaps that could explain how he didn't realise the Ferrari was doping him.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Outstanding. *golf clap*

And after last night I have to stfu about how lucky Marvin Harrison is.

Speaking of football, yesterday I was fortunate enough to attend a wacky Redskins/Cowboys game. It was a beautiful day and the crowd was a lot of fun. Much more fun than the crowd I have been around at Giants games. Or maybe I just got lucky. Anyhoo, good times. And the cheerleaders, with the exception of one, all seemed very hot.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

So, here she is after her weight loss in a bikini. Judging from how flat and small her stomach looks and how huge her thighs are, I'm gonna go ahead and say, "lipo."



TM

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Nah. I meant office.

And I meant that I've had sex, with other people, in any office I've ever had of my own, with a door that closes.

Usually bent over the desk with my skirt hiked up.

I kinda miss having an office.

Notwithstanding this, (i) is oral "sex"?; (ii) does tcb count?

[nononono]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
So, here she is after her weight loss in a bikini. Judging from how flat and small her stomach looks and how huge her thighs are, I'm gonna go ahead and say, "lipo."



TM

I think if her hands were moved away from her hips and not trying to hide them, she'd look more natural - as in the transition from stomach to thighs wouldn't look so abrupt. Besides, if she were doing lipo, why wouldn't she have done the thighs, too?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
male orgasm is about relief.

the throbbing can be unpleasant if occuring when no relief is likely. maybe it is even sort of unpleasant when relief is soon likely, or being worked on, but you forget that there is some unpleasant buried under the pleasant.

Do you need more batteries for the pocket pussy your wife and I bought you for your last birthday? I thought that would have alleviated your unpleasantries, no?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by nononono
I think if her hands were moved away from her hips and not trying to hide them, she'd look more natural - as in the transition from stomach to thighs wouldn't look so abrupt. Besides, if she were doing lipo, why wouldn't she have done the thighs, too?

As penske can tell you, you can only get so much done at once.

TM

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Throbbing sounds unpleasant. Not good.

There is a vas deferens b/w the feeling a man gets when his head is throbbing and the feeling of his manhood throbbing.

BOTD!

[nononono]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
As penske can tell you, you can only get so much done at once.

TM

Okay. They make it look so easy on nip/tuck.