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11-07-2006, 12:43 PM
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#3511
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Good? Morning Frustration
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't think the Wikipedia entry fully captures the annoyingness that is Stuart Scott. Although discussing how Stuart Scott is annoying is so 2003, so Coltrane should be ashamed. Boo-yah.
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I can't believe I missed this whole phenomenon. |
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11-07-2006, 12:44 PM
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#3512
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Good? Morning Frustration
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I didn't call him annoying (although he is). I called him white. Should I have used Carlton from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air?
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Yes, that was wrong of me to assume that it was implicit that you were suggesting he was annoying. I apologize.
ETA: Carlton would have been a fine choice. As would have been a past officemate of mine named Michael who had exceptionally stinky feet.
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11-07-2006, 12:48 PM
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#3513
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Good? Morning Frustration
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I can't believe I missed this whole phenomenon.
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You were probably paying attention to the twilight of Flower's career. I recall 2003. Flower was like an aging Ruth. He could still knock them out of the park every once in a while, but he was well past the prime of his historical 2001 campaign. People paid more attention to Flower in 2003 because it was obvious that the end was near.
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11-07-2006, 12:48 PM
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#3514
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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word usage choice in the guise of a politics Q.
When the news talks about elections, like say the Ford campaign in Tenn., they say things like "he would be the first african-american senator from the south since reconstruction. I ave heard similar things in the past.
Why the qualifier? was there a black Senator during slavery? I don't get the phrasing.
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11-07-2006, 12:50 PM
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#3515
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Good? Morning Frustration
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Yes, that was wrong of me to assume that it was implicit that you were suggesting he was annoying. I apologize.
ETA: Carlton would have been a fine choice. As would have been a past officemate of mine named Michael who had exceptionally stinky feet.
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when you shared an office, did you have a code, like a sock on the door handle to let the roomie know if you had a "date" in the office?
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11-07-2006, 12:53 PM
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#3516
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Steaming Hot
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Good? Morning Frustration
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
when you shared an office, did you have a code, like a sock on the door handle to let the roomie know if you had a "date" in the office?
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No. At the time, my then bf (now ex-husband) and I used one of the telephone rooms outside conference rooms for our "dates." |
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11-07-2006, 12:54 PM
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#3517
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the poor-man's spuckler
Join Date: Apr 2005
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word usage choice in the guise of a politics Q.
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
When the news talks about elections, like say the Ford campaign in Tenn., they say things like "he would be the first african-american senator from the south since reconstruction. I ave heard similar things in the past.
Why the qualifier? was there a black Senator during slavery? I don't get the phrasing.
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Serious question--Is this a serious question? |
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11-07-2006, 12:56 PM
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#3518
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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word usage choice in the guise of a politics Q.
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
When the news talks about elections, like say the Ford campaign in Tenn., they say things like "he would be the first african-american senator from the south since reconstruction. I ave heard similar things in the past.
Why the qualifier? was there a black Senator during slavery? I don't get the phrasing.
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Since reconstruction ended, presumably.
slate explains
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11-07-2006, 12:59 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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If you liked Man Getting Hit by Football . . .
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
. . . you'll love:
you tube
The best part is the announcers watching the replay for the first time -- you can almost hear them simultaneously reaching to cover their nuts.
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The best part is when Stevens giggles after the flags come flying in. Post game interview he said he missed and that there was no contact to the nutz.
I guess it was payback for the taunting call earlier.
I also like how we always manage to get a really really bad call during every game. Blow to the head? Come on.
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11-07-2006, 01:00 PM
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Steaming Hot
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word usage choice in the guise of a politics Q.
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
When the news talks about elections, like say the Ford campaign in Tenn., they say things like "he would be the first african-american senator from the south since reconstruction. I ave heard similar things in the past.
Why the qualifier? was there a black Senator during slavery? I don't get the phrasing.
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Um, you're a dork. The qualifier is there because he would be the first African-American senator from the south since African-Americans were able to do things of their own free will, like become senators. It is to note that it is taking a very long time from the time African-Americans were able to become senator and when one actually becomes a senator in the south.
ETA: my deepest apologies to Hank. I am wrong again. |
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11-07-2006, 01:02 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Good? Morning Frustration
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
The fact that he has a glass eye is not funny, it's the placement of that fact in the entry. It should have followed the statement about his cornea surgery.
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The entry was probably written by Smoove B.
- At this point, we will go back to my place, where I will prepare a dinner specially suited for one as lovely as you. While I am cooking the meal, we will talk about your life, your hopes, and your dreams. At this point, I will unthaw a deluxe bag of jumbo shrimp for you to sample as the appetizer.
There will also be cocktail sauce.
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11-07-2006, 01:06 PM
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#3522
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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word usage choice in the guise of a politics Q.
Goofus is not always respectful of people's questions.
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Um, you're a dork. The qualifier is there because he would be the first African-American senator from the south since African-Americans were able to do things of their own free will, like become senators. It is to note that it is taking a very long time from the time African-Americans were able to become senator and when one actually becomes a senator in the south.
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Gallant looks into the question and provides an intelligent answer.
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Originally posted by burger
Since reconstruction ended, presumably.
slate explains
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Sometimes thinking about something is helpful to understanding something.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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11-07-2006, 01:06 PM
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#3523
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Registered User
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word usage choice in the guise of a politics Q.
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
ETA: my deepest apologies to Hank. I am wrong again.
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Only partially. He is indeed a dork.
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11-07-2006, 01:07 PM
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#3524
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
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word usage choice in the guise of a politics Q.
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Goofus is not always respectful of people's questions.
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I fear I am never respectful of your questions. That'll learn me. |
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11-07-2006, 01:10 PM
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#3525
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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Good? Morning Frustration
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
The entry was probably written by Smoove B.
- At this point, we will go back to my place, where I will prepare a dinner specially suited for one as lovely as you. While I am cooking the meal, we will talk about your life, your hopes, and your dreams. At this point, I will unthaw a deluxe bag of jumbo shrimp for you to sample as the appetizer.
There will also be cocktail sauce.
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I don't think I have ever come across Smoove B's stuff before, Burger. Thanks for putting me on to his lovin' prose.
Damn.
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