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[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
This is not funny. You just restated the joke that Hank already made (or what you think his joke was), which either way wasn't funny and was also a whiff*, but even if it had been, your doing it in a more obvious way is not funny and adds nothing.

Stop doing this. You don't have to pipe up in response to every person's post.

Burger Button. Know it, use it, love it.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I think you should, but mine is a very controversial stance. If you do a search through past posts you'll see Hank and I have fought about this before.

He thinks its a ripoff. I say he's a fool.

As of late, Apple seems to feel it it cost effective more to simply switch out your broken unit and give you a "new" or at least refurbished working one of comparable make model. If apple care facilitates the "no questions asked switch 'em out mode" I'm all for that. I hate standing at the Genius bar when the IPod Whisperer listens to the click and whir and stares at me suspiciously while I'm whistling and sliding my eyes to the accessories while he asks me scathingly "did you drop this?" I mean who can be bothered with that??!!!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I am not asking him to be edgy. I am asking for him to exhibit a backbone. I am asking that he be something. I am asking that he not revel in being defined as the unthreatening black guy who will only be remembered for saying, "Let's see what's happening in your neck of the woods." I'm asking that he have a personality or opinion on ANYTHING besides barbecue.

TM

Dude, I don't see the race element of Roker contributing to his loathsomeness. He's a fat, insecure chickenshit who smacks of being a huge dick IRL. He's an asskisser who offends anyone with a backbone. His color's irrelevant. Willard Scott was a fumbling buffoon, but he was authentic. He had some confidence.

All that said, I'd rather have Al than Willard showing me pictures of barely breathing skeletons and describing them as beautiful. I understand trying to be nice, but these are old people, not children or the mentally handicapped. They know very well they're uglier than sin, and Willard came off like a horse's ass saying otherwise (even in the context of being saccharine). Someone from Smuckers should have told Willard to cut that shit out years ago.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Burger Button. Know it, use it, love it.

I am being deliberate.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
As of late, Apple seems to feel it it cost effective more to simply switch out your broken unit and give you a "new" or at least refurbished working one of comparable make model. If apple care facilitates the "no questions asked switch 'em out mode" I'm all for that. I hate standing at the Genius bar when the IPod Whisperer listens to the click and whir and stares at me suspiciously while I'm whistling and sliding my eyes to the accessories while he asks me scathingly "did you drop this?" I mean who can be bothered with that??!!!

Does your husband beat you?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Studies don't lie.

Damnit.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Someone from Smuckers should have told Willard to cut that shit out years ago.

That has to be one of the strangest sponsorships in the history of American marketing.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Does your husband beat you?

If he doesn't, he should start.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Studies don't lie.

are you trying to say all studies all the time are true?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Not a bad path.

Yes, a great path. Fantastic. Probably what she dreamed of as a little girl.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
are you trying to say all studies all the time are true?

Yes. That is exactly what she is trying to say.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I am with you on this one. Meredith actually has integrity, Katie has none and she's fake. ugh. I see Katie and I skeeve. The perky is wearing thin about now.

But the thin and perky wore pretty well. Katie's rack: 7. Meredith's: 3.1

Meredith should never go as a belly dancer for Halloween. If Brandon Taritkoff were still alive, you'd never have seen shit like that. And what the fuck is up with Anmne Curry? She's loked like a bag of shit for the past year. She didn't really expect to get Katie's job, did she? The woman's fucking challenged. Her interviews are like Arrested Development dialogue.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Yes, a great path. Fantastic. Probably what she dreamed of as a little girl.

Poor word choice, maybe. Not a bad recovery. (If you don't mind getting up at 3AM and having your entire career be a personality contest.)

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
. His color's irrelevant.

The fact that he is a black man on TV means his color is relevant. Some would argue that he has a responsibility to be something other than milquetoast.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Burger Button. Know it, use it, love it.

I post now to correct erroneous facts that have come to be accepted as the history of the ignore ppnyc movement, and that give short shrift to the actions of a fine young man of color.

Thurgreed started the ignore ppnyc movement. I had some small support role in trying to explain to several of you that your long logical posts to her were probably in vain, but it was his movement. The two of us soon realized you all would not listen, perhaps you could not follow a black man's lead? at any rate, T and I gave up and simple fell back to saying mean shit to her.

A few weeks later Jack Manfred suggested people ignore her. Incredibly people were soon calling this the manfred doctrine. and now burger's button is the answer? the button is simply a short cut to doing what Thurgreed urged you all to do some time ago.

George Washington Carver invented peanut butter, not Mr. Jif. Pay your respects.