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[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Cletus Miller
He used to be on CNN.

NBC's Chicago affiliate has weathermen named Dick Johnson and Pete Sack. I am also not kidding

Storm Field was the weather guy in NYC when I was growing up. Along with his father Frank Field.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
You liar. You boldface liar.

Is "I don't go that far south" the new "I don't chew box"?

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Tiki wouldn't stoop that low.

You sure? He's on Fox & Friends now.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Sorry--campbell's smokin', at least in the network newsbabe category.

She has no upper lip. that scares me.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
FTR, I am blissfully unfamiliar with eunuch porn.

despairingly, i am not.

[Penske_Account]

I like the Today Show best of the morning shows.

I hate(d) Katie, I am indifferent to Al, I think Meredith should tighten up the area under her chin and Matt should shave his head again. I miss Willard Scott. I am not sure the state of race relations or race based issues in the country turns on the cast of the Today Show, but I could be wrong.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
It seems like the only choice is to let the vampire suck all the life from the board and then hope it's fun when it comes back in its living-dead form.

*sigh* That seems to be the case.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Ok, this actually made me lol.


So now I've been chastened by Hank twice and made a "lol" post. A good day all around.

Are you trying to say I'm not intellectually stimulating?

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Tiki wouldn't stoop that low.

Is "Tiki wouldn't stoop that low" the new "I don't chew box"?

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Is "Tiki wouldn't stoop that low" the new "I don't chew box"?

*sigh* That seems to be the case.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Is "Tiki wouldn't stoop that low" the new "I don't chew box"?

You sure? He's on Fox & Friends now.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Not Bob
You sure? He's on Fox & Friends now.

Haven't seen it. The one time I remembered to turn it on was when they were flying back from the Dallas game so Tiki wasn't on. I just can't see him stooping to the "no-backbone, hah-hah, BBQ is great" level of an Al Roker.

And tying up some loose ends-
I used to play soccer with one of the local Fox weathermen (really), does that mean I'm milquetoast?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I think Paul Konrad of the WGN morning news is hilarious. I look forward to the weather every morning b/c of him. He is dry, sometimes crude, and yet he's always smiling. His face is so innocent that it all works perfectly, especially when he acts like he hates children (which may not be an act). The only time he's somewhat serious is when he's doing the weather, and he's involved in many other ridiculous morning segments in which he makes funny off-hand/peanut gallery comments which are occasionally inappropriate. Good times!

I'm on record somewhere as having had a crush on the weather guy on my NPR affiliate, until Burger (I think it was Burger) sought down and revealed his picture to the masses. And me.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
Haven't seen it. The one time I remembered to turn it on was when they were flying back from the Dallas game so Tiki wasn't on. I just can't see him stooping to the "no-backbone, hah-hah, BBQ is great" level of an Al Roker.

And tying up some loose ends-
I used to play soccer with one of the local Fox weathermen (really), does that mean I'm milquetoast?

Depends. Did you just smile when he grabbed your boob or did you object?

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Depends. Did you just smile when he grabbed your boob or did you object?

Alas, he never did grab my boob.
Which reminds me, I've got to sign up for a co-ed indoor team.