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NotFromHere · 11-08-2006, 02:15 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Can I find that below the "Breaking News: Spears Divorcing Federline"?

That's yesterday's news. Today, you'll find it under "dead woman wins election."

But, wow.

Hank Chinaski · 11-08-2006, 02:30 PM

I don't recognize all these celebrities, so i had no idea who walked across Dave's stage. at first I thought it was a generic bimbo. then I realized from the reaction it had to be somebody.

w/o the baggage of expectation- i thought she was very attractive. i liked the hair. i thought the dress was great, but a month or two too early in the "lose baby weight" timeline- the legs were a tiny bit chunky- so little that it might be "good chunky."

but not elegant- ok?

Sparklehorse · 11-08-2006, 02:36 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I don't recognize all these celebrities, so i had no idea who walked across Dave's stage. at first I thought it was a generic bimbo. then I realized from the reaction it had to be somebody.

w/o the baggage of expectation- i thought she was very attractive. i liked the hair. i thought the dress was great, but a month or two too early in the "lose baby weight" timeline- the legs were a tiny bit chunky- so little that it might be "good chunky."

but not elegant- ok?

Will you also tell us your opinion on her blowjob techniques?

I think she needs to read TM's how-to guide.

Hank Chinaski · 11-08-2006, 02:38 PM

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Will you also tell us your opinion on her blowjob techniques?

I think she needs to read TM's how-to guide.

I did. She looked like she was trying to milk a cow.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 11-08-2006, 02:39 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I've been drunk for more than a year now. Got a problem with that?:angel:

No. I applaud it.

pony_trekker · 11-08-2006, 02:41 PM

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Originally posted by nononono
I think she looks good for Britney, which has its limitations. I'm not sure why people think she is ever going to look amazing amazing, except maybe in retouched stills. Cute face but hardly classic lines. She's not elegant, and she seems to be one of those people who either can't pick clothes or just has a body that clothes don't stay put well on (I worked with a lawyer like this - excellent clothes but perpetually untucked shirt - just something about his build and his attentiveness). No reason that would change, and I think she certainly looks better than she has in ages. She'll either come more into her own in her 30s, or go way the hell downhill by then.

My favorite Britney look is when she is depicted as the dirty white trash whore that she is.

nononono · 11-08-2006, 02:45 PM

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Originally posted by pony_trekker
My favorite Britney look is when she is depicted as the dirty white trash whore that she is.

Funny, but that outfit is pretty much what every college-aged student seemed to be wearing this summer (and the last 5+). And having attended a concert on Sunday night not lightly populated by people in their 20s, seems to be the outfit for fall as well (the jeans being in pre-cutoff stage).

pony_trekker · 11-08-2006, 02:47 PM

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Originally posted by nononono
Funny, but that outfit is pretty much what every college-aged student seemed to be wearing this summer (and the last 5+). And having attended a concert on Sunday night not lightly populated by people in their 20s, seems to be the outfit for fall as well (the jeans being in pre-cutoff stage).

If accompanied by bare feet, works for me.

patentparanyc · 11-08-2006, 02:50 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm OK with the hair. It's not what I would pick for me, but it looks cute. She's never going to be elegant, but she's very pretty and cute -- energetic-seeming. If everyone attractive were elegant it'd be kind of boring.

That type of society chick 'do works well on someone like Eliot Spitzer's wife, Sita Wall I think her name is. That horrible helmet politico bob.

She is quite attractive, Eliot's wife, but he's kind of cute in a crusader kinda way.

Not Bob · 11-08-2006, 02:51 PM

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Originally posted by nononono
Funny, but that outfit is pretty much what every college-aged student seemed to be wearing this summer (and the last 5+). And having attended a concert on Sunday night not lightly populated by people in their 20s, seems to be the outfit for fall as well (the jeans being in pre-cutoff stage).

I think that pony was going towards the "barefoot in the public restroom" line of reasoning.

And, AoN, why is OLN* giving us such crappy match-ups? Carolina versus the Puddy Devils? Jesus. I was rooting for both of them to lose. Watching the

*Versus is a stupid name.

pony_trekker · 11-08-2006, 03:00 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
I think that pony was going towards the "barefoot in the public restroom" line of reasoning.

And, AoN, why is OLN* giving us such crappy match-ups? Carolina versus the Puddy Devils? Jesus. I was rooting for both of them to lose. Watching the

*Versus is a stupid name.

The on demand hockey package was worth every penny. I watched Edmonton so many bloody times that I was able to recognize Pisani, Smyth, Pecca when they were all sitting next to us at a restaurant in NY. Pony junior was very happy getting autographs.