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[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
She seems like a real person who is very enthusiastic and kinda fun, which is sexy. And she's attractive on top of that. Airbrushed models look sort of plastic, which is not real, and not-real is not sexy to a lot of people (including me).

I see the stunning stupidity as a big drawback, but to each his or her own.

1.) Your earlier "my eyes!!" post made me almost spit out my coffee on screen. so funny.

2.) Okay, I'm with you on this post. She seems like a very genuine person, and she is attractive and not perfect-y in every way. The stupidity if I were a man would be construed as a turn off.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by dtb
My kids have Ugg slippers. They are awesome. When my current pair of slippers wear out, it's Uggs for me. I have the boots, too, but not the big puffy ones. They just look like regular boots, but they have the fuzzy lining.

Soledad O'Brien's kids have Ugg slippers as well. BFF?

[**she was noticeably absent from newscaster hottie discussion and she is quite pretty]

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Sexxxxxxier than the photo Coltrane tried to post, anyway.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I am glad I did not see it, then. I have come to expect a certain level of sexxxxxiness from Coltrane.

It's "sexxxxxxiness". One more "x".

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
didn't he lose weight, or did he gain it back?

At the great risk of exposing myself as uncool, I have to admit that I had no idea he'd stopped being a fat. In the mornings, my TV is tuned to SpongeBob.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

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[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
At the great risk of exposing myself as uncool, I have to admit that I had no idea he'd stopped being a fat. In the mornings, my TV is tuned to SpongeBob.

Same here! I just switch to "Today" sometimes when Spongebob ends at 9:00 am and I'm still not ready for work and it's a day when Dora the Explorer isn't going anywhere interesting.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Same here! I just switch to "Today" sometimes when Spongebob ends at 9:00 am and I'm still not ready for work and it's a day when Dora the Explorer isn't going anywhere interesting.

My two year old cannot pronounce SpongeBob Square Pants so he says "SpoBoSquaPan?"
it's very cute

[ltl/fb]

A honking-horn type car alarm has been going off outside my window for over an hour. My sinuses are starting to throb in time with the honking.

[patentparanyc]

Because of the rain, my din din is going to take 90-110 mins. I think I am going to cry.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
A honking-horn type car alarm has been going off outside my window for over an hour. My sinuses are starting to throb in time with the honking.

Take an aspirin or acetominiphin or whatever works for you?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
A honking-horn type car alarm has been going off outside my window for over an hour. My sinuses are starting to throb in time with the honking.

Do you have a brick nearby?

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I also can't stand the "Soco and Lime" commercials -- oh right, like non-crazy people drink southern comfort.

And I hate the "Yaz" commercials, where those three girls sit around in the fancy lounge talking about birth control pills -- "hey, I didn't go to medical school for nothing!"

The worst are those Bacardi and Coke commercials. "What's my name?"

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by dtb
A former colleague of mine was Storm Field's high school girlfriend.

I know.

Fascinating.

Totally. Storm was a hottie. I got his autograph at a road race once.

I know.

Fascinating.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Do you have a brick nearby?

No, remember that fringey lives on the West coast.