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[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
No, remember that fringey lives on the West coast.

Am I the brick? oh.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
No, remember that fringey lives on the West coast.

Maybe she is at a satellite office here for the week?

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
A honking-horn type car alarm has been going off outside my window for over an hour. My sinuses are starting to throb in time with the honking.

Question: Do sinuses actually throb? Is that a pleasant sensation? I would think it might not be.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Question: Do sinuses actually throb? Is that a pleasant sensation? I would think it might not be.

I am describing the feeling. I don't know what is actually happening inside my skull. I think sinus cavities are lined with tissue, which could probably throb like an infected finger or whatever throbs.

It is unpleasant. I don't quite yet have a headache from it.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am describing the feeling. I don't know what is actually happening inside my skull. I think sinus cavities are lined with tissue, which could probably throb like an infected finger or whatever throbs.

It is unpleasant. I don't quite yet have a headache from it.

I thought it was pressure.

[tmdiva]

Originally posted by dtb
My kids have Ugg slippers. They are awesome. When my current pair of slippers wear out, it's Uggs for me. I have the boots, too, but not the big puffy ones. They just look like regular boots, but they have the fuzzy lining.

I have Ugg slippers, too! They are pink scuffs, and deliciously warm. Which is good, because my husband stopped letting me put my feet on his legs to warm them up about, oh, eight years ago.

tm

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Do you have a brick nearby?

Again, my platform as a candidate for mayor of Chicago:

The Quiet Mayor

(1) Ban car alarms. Their benefits (they are completely ineffective as deterrents) are grossly outweighed by their costs (annoying the shit out of everybody).

(2) Issue citations for excessive horn honking.* This applies to you, cabbies.

(3) Lower the volume on emergency vehicles. Yeah, we can fucking hear you. In fact, lawsuits have been filed on behalf of fireman for loss of hearing. Lower it a bit.

*yes, I know the subjectivity of this renders enforcement virtually impossible, but I'm not actually running for mayor, so fuck off.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Again, my platform as a candidate for mayor of Chicago:

The Quiet Mayor

(1) Ban car alarms. Their benefits (they are completely ineffective as deterrents) grossly outweight their costs (annoying the shit of everybody).

(2) Penalize excessive horn honking.* This applies to you, cabbies.

(3) Lower the volume on emergency vehicles. Yeah, we can fucking hear you. In fact, lawsuits have been filed on behalf of fireman for loss of hearing. Lower it a bit.

*yes, I know the subjectivity of this renders enforcement virtually impossible, but I'm not actually running for mayor, so fuck off.

You forgot the daily photos.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Again, my platform as a candidate for mayor of Chicago:

The Quiet Mayor

(1) Ban car alarms. Their benefits (they are completely ineffective as deterrents) grossly outweight their costs (annoying the shit of everybody).

(2) Penalize excessive horn honking.* This applies to you, cabbies.

(3) Lower the volume on emergency vehicles. Yeah, we can fucking hear you. In fact, lawsuits have been filed on behalf of fireman for loss of hearing. Lower it a bit.

*yes, I know the subjectivity of this renders enforcement virtually impossible, but I'm not actually running for mayor, so fuck off.

Since this is a car-honking car alarm, can we get them on violating (1) and (2)?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Since this is a car-honking car alarm, can we get them on violating (1) and (2)?

Fucking A you can. Key his/her car for me.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I thought it was pressure.

How would pressure throb? Do you know what throb means? If not, and you have now looked it up, can you explain what your conception of the "throbbing manhood" discussion was?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by tmdiva
I have Ugg slippers, too! They are pink scuffs, and deliciously warm. Which is good, because my husband stopped letting me put my feet on his legs to warm them up about, oh, eight years ago.

tm

He won't do the foot warming oven for you? the travesty!

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
You forgot the daily photos.

So pensive.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
How would pressure throb? Do you know what throb means? If not, and you have now looked it up, can you explain what your conception of the "throbbing manhood" discussion was?

Okay, it's one thing, and a bad thing, to respond to/comment on a patentpara post. But actually asking her questions?

Muse to the fucktards, indeed.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Okay, it's one thing, and a bad thing, to respond to/comment on a patentpara post. But actually asking her questions?

Muse to the fucktards, indeed.

I think I'm a good influence. Look what NFH is today!