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[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Fucking A you can. Key his/her car for me.

That doesn't stop the honking. Have it towed. Problem solved.

The mayor in my city ran unopposed. I thought about running based on the fact that I'm way younger and photograph better plus my platform is

1) to synchronize the fucking lights on the 6 lane street through town so that you don't have to stop every fucking block.

2) make the state fix the fucking on/off ramps so that you don't have to cross lanes to get on the freeway at the exact same time as people are coming off the freeway. There's an interchange where there's an accident every day. Every day. Think of the $$ insurance companies would save. They'd have to give me money for my race. The collision companies would oppose me though.

I think I'd at least get a couple of votes. Even more if I add the Coltrane platform to my message.

[dc_chef]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Here I am!!!

Do you think that you could get others in the party back on board with that sentiment? Or maybe you and I could start a third party?

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

So pensive.

She's wondering where her clothing went.
These are all starting to look like the same chick. How about one with real boobs now and then?

[dc_chef]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Yup, and she has apparently made a sex tape.

spree: like to story on defamer.com

You are my new best friend. You know that FedEx is going to release that puppy, just to ride the gravy train a little bit longer.

[dc_chef]

Originally posted by nononono
I think she looks good for Britney, which has its limitations. I'm not sure why people think she is ever going to look amazing amazing, except maybe in retouched stills. Cute face but hardly classic lines. She's not elegant

You're missing the point. When she's in shape, and all sexed up, she works it and sells it like few others do. That's hot.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
She's wondering where her clothing went.
These are all starting to look like the same chick. How about one with real boobs now and then?

I think those could be real. She has them squished so they aren't saggy.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

(3) Lower the volume on emergency vehicles. Yeah, we can fucking hear you.

I would agree with you except for the number of people around here who fail to move over because they're wearing their iPod headphones, in the car, while driving. Apparently the no-cell-phone law has driven them to this bit of brilliance.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
She's wondering where her clothing went.
These are all starting to look like the same chick. How about one with real boobs now and then?

It's not easy to do this at work. I'm sure the pictures would be much more diverse if I searched from home. Unfortunately, my home searches always involve trannies, midgets and rusty trombones. At the same time.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I would agree with you except for the number of people around here who fail to move over because they're wearing their iPod headphones, in the car, while driving. Apparently the no-cell-phone law has driven them to this bit of brilliance.

Also if the radio is on loud, it can be hard to hear. though, maybe they already have sound limits here in CA.

Fuck it, I'm taking stuff home with me to get away from this goddamn noise.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
That doesn't stop the honking. Have it towed. Problem solved.

The mayor in my city ran unopposed. I thought about running based on the fact that I'm way younger and photograph better plus my platform is

1) to synchronize the fucking lights on the 6 lane street through town so that you don't have to stop every fucking block.

2) make the state fix the fucking on/off ramps so that you don't have to cross lanes to get on the freeway at the exact same time as people are coming off the freeway. There's an interchange where there's an accident every day. Every day. Think of the $$ insurance companies would save. They'd have to give me money for my race. The collision companies would oppose me though.

I think I'd at least get a couple of votes. Even more if I add the Coltrane platform to my message.

On 1: A sign near where I grew up proudly proclaims: Lights timed to require frequent stops.

On 2: Move to Germany--they know how to build highways.*

*And if you complain about CalTrain, move to Italy.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
How would pressure throb? Do you know what throb means? If not, and you have now looked it up, can you explain what your conception of the "throbbing manhood" discussion was?

To pulsate?

[dc_chef]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think those could be real. She has them squished so they aren't saggy.

I think that they're fake. They seem to have too much shelf at the bottom, even when considering the squishing going on.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's not easy to do this at work. I'm sure the pictures would be much more diverse if I searched from home. Unfortunately, my home searches always involve trannies, midgets and rusty trombones. At the same time.

WTF--are your search parameters?

[Paisley]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am describing the feeling. I don't know what is actually happening inside my skull. I think sinus cavities are lined with tissue, which could probably throb like an infected finger or whatever throbs.

It is unpleasant. I don't quite yet have a headache from it.

Manhood throbs. Haven't you been reading?

[Paisley]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Since this is a car-honking car alarm, can we get them on violating (1) and (2)?

When did LA get annexed into Chicago?