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nononono · 11-09-2006, 10:29 AM

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Originally posted by dc_chef
You're missing the point. When she's in shape, and all sexed up, she works it and sells it like few others do. That's hot.

I'm with you except for the "like few others do."

ThurgreedMarshall · 11-09-2006, 10:31 AM

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
I've been charged with finding some rookie baseball cards in time for Christmas for a granmother-aged friend of mine to give to her grandson. She knows nothing about cards and is blind...so she's not much help in this effort. But, she did say she wanted the rookie cards for Atlanta Braves' Jeff Francoeur and Brian McCann who were called up to the majors in 2005. All i can find are rookie cards for I guess the minors in earlier years....does anyone have any guidance on how i figure out what is THE rookie card for their major league rookie year for these people?

How do i get tasked with these things?

With all the lunch boxes, horsies and now baseball cards, it wouldn't surprise me if your last 3 boyfriends were no more than 13 years old.

A rookie card is a player's first major league card. Go to a Sports memorabilia store and tell them you want their rookie cards. This isn't horsey science.

TM

patentparanyc · 11-09-2006, 10:31 AM

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Originally posted by nononono
But she gets airbrushed all the time! And to be clear, as I said yesterday, I think she's cute but am still mystified why people would want or expect her to be anything more than she is. I don't think her legs need to be up to her neck for her to be cute, but she's not [insert some model-du-jour here] - she's just fine.

And let's face it, she ain't no Christina Aguilera. Nor Jessica Alba or Vanessa Minello. I know they aren't "singers" per se but you could make a case they are in that same celebrity genre.

baltassoc · 11-09-2006, 11:03 AM

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Originally posted by Jack Manfred
So Tower Records is going out of business. I've already hit them up a couple times. They're going to gasp around for another month or so, like the fish at the end of that Faith No More video, slowly lowering prices until the final curtain falls.

I'll make a pitch for 70s alt-country, which cross-pollinated with 70s rock and was a huge influence on later "classic" rock.

Townes Van Zandt - Live at the Old Quarter, Houston, Texas
Townes Van Zandt - The Late Great Townes Van Zandt
Guy Clark - Old #1
(Bonus: Guy Clark - Dublin Blues. From the 90s, but a really good album)
John Prine - John Prine
The Flying Burrito Brothers - The Gilded Palace of Sin/Burrito Deluxe (two albums, but available on one cd)
Gram Parson - Grievous Angel
Willie Nelson - Red Headed Stranger

Fugee · 11-09-2006, 11:16 AM

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Originally posted by Jack Manfred
But are there any "classic rock" albums I actually need? Any that don't sound overplayed and cliched by now? I was thinking of picking up The Allman Brothers Live at Fillmore East. Are there any others?

All but of last of these probably fall into the category of ones you don't need to be told about....

Steely Dan "Aja"
Fleetwood Mac "Rumours"
The Band "The Last Waltz"
Prince "For You"***

***Not because this is his purpleness's best album, but because it is his debut. And more because he played all the instruments on the recording. As a fair-to-middlin' musician myself, I have huge respect for the breadth of his talent.

robustpuppy · 11-09-2006, 11:33 AM

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Originally posted by dc_chef
She's got enough money to pay lawyers to file it and then withdraw it (due to a miraculous reconciliation).

As of today Cletus (no offense, Cletus) is seeking full custody of his spawn. What a joke, but not surprising, consider what a shithead he is.

Sparklehorse · 11-09-2006, 11:36 AM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
As of today Cletus (no offense, Cletus) is seeking full custody of his spawn. What a joke, but not surprising, consider what a shithead he is.

And apparently, it's some other chick who was demonstrating her poor blowjob skills.

robustpuppy · 11-09-2006, 11:38 AM

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
And apparently, it's some other chick who was demonstrating her poor blowjob skills.

I actually didn't catch the meaning of this reference when you made it yesterday. Is there a new sex tape ?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 11-09-2006, 11:38 AM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
As of today Cletus (no offense, Cletus) is seeking full custody of his spawn. What a joke, but not surprising, consider what a shithead he is.

Well, didn't she seek full custody as well?

Besides, there are no pics of him with the slack-jawed infants not securely fastened in an appropriate child-safety seat.

ABBAKiss · 11-09-2006, 11:39 AM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
As of today Cletus (no offense, Cletus) is seeking full custody of his spawn. What a joke, but not surprising, consider what a shithead he is.

I found it hilarious that the day before the news hit he was apparently attempting to gain some good will and a reputation as a caring baby-daddy by telling his "fans" that he was all sad and shit because he had been away from home for a week and missed his boys, Sean Preston and Jayden James. That's all fine and good, but what about your OTHER two kids by your OTHER baby-mama? You know, the one you walked out on when she was pregnant? He is having the WORST. WEEK. EVER. and I am loving it.

robustpuppy · 11-09-2006, 11:41 AM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Well, didn't she seek full custody as well?

Besides, there are no pics of him with the slack-jawed infants not securely fastened in an appropriate child-safety seat.

I'm sure that's what his lawyer said to him, after reassuring him that in no circumstances would he actually be stuck with custody and that it was simply a standard negotiating tactic.

SEC_Chick · 11-09-2006, 11:43 AM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
As of today Cletus (no offense, Cletus) is seeking full custody of his spawn. What a joke, but not surprising, consider what a shithead he is.

Even with BS's child being taken to the ER for "falling out of" the high chair, and the inappropriate car seat usage, FexEx won't get custody, and likely doesn't want it. I have no doubt he's using this to get $$ out of Britney. Which makes him an even bigger slime ball, since he's likely just using the kids as pawns to get some bankroll for his "career" as a crappy rapper.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy · 11-09-2006, 11:43 AM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
As of today Cletus (no offense, Cletus) is seeking full custody of his spawn. What a joke, but not surprising, consider what a shithead he is.

So how much do you think he'll sell his kids for?

And, when confronted with the "good of the child" standard, should the Judge give custody to Michael Jackson instead of one of these two?

Sparklehorse · 11-09-2006, 11:43 AM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I actually didn't catch the meaning of this reference when you made it yesterday. Is there a new sex tape ?

Yes but it's also been debunked as a fake.

Defamer article link here

From the Defamer link, you can jump to the totally NSFW 19-second clip and longer, debunking clip, if one is inclined to see a bad blowjob given by a Britney lookalike.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 11-09-2006, 11:48 AM

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse

From the Defamer link, you can jump to the totally NSFW 19-second clip and longer, debunking clip, if one is inclined to see a bad blowjob given by a Britney lookalike.

I watched it last night. It's not even a blowjob. It's a handjob in which her mouth occasionally hovers over the tip of his dick.