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[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I found it hilarious that the day before the news hit he was apparently attempting to gain some good will and a reputation as a caring baby-daddy by telling his "fans" that he was all sad and shit because he had been away from home for a week and missed his boys, Sean Preston and Jayden James. That's all fine and good, but what about your OTHER two kids by your OTHER baby-mama? You know, the one you walked out on when she was pregnant? He is having the WORST. WEEK. EVER. and I am loving it.

Does he even give a rat's ass about either set of kids? Corey/Caleb or Sean and Jayden? He seems to be all about partying at Pure in Las Vegas or promoting the second coming of PoPoZao.

He is such a massive tool and not in a flattering way. She's not the sharpest tack to have picked him, surely, but what a weasel.

Bleh.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by SEC_Chick
I have no doubt he's using this to get $$ out of Britney.

Curiously, where was the vitriol towards Jane Welch when she was shaking down Jack?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I watched it last night. It's not even a blowjob. It's a handjob in which her mouth occasionally hovers over the tip of his dick.

Here is the thing. I always hear about these sex tapes at work and I think "I should watch that at home." But when I'm on my computer at home, all I can ever think of is getting off (my computer) as soon as possible. So I never see these sex tapes. I haven't even ever seen the Paris Hilton sex tape. And nothing ever gets done around my apartment unless I write myself a "to do" list.

So now my "to do" list has "watch sex tape" on it. Why am I such a retard?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Curiously, where was the vitriol towards Jane Welch when she was shaking down Jack?

Excuse me. Jane helped him thru B school? raised his kids? ran his household? entertained? WTF did K fed do?

Also, Lorna and Gary Wendt, GE Capital former exec she got half. I believe.

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Curiously, where was the vitriol towards Jane Welch when she was shaking down Jack?

I do not believe that Jane Welch was ever seen asking papparazzi to buy her "kicks" while she was seeking additional dollars from Jack.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Curiously, where was the vitriol towards Jane Welch when she was shaking down Jack?

Right -- like this board is going to talk about non-trailer trash/celebrities getting divorced. I didn't hear too much Ron Perlman/Ellen Barkin/Patricia Duff talk on this board either.

I am sure if K-Fed was a fine, upstanding guy and the tables were turned and Britney was trying to get money out of him, the vitriol would be appropriate, Mr. Create-an-Issue-where-there-is-none.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I found it hilarious that the day before the news hit he was apparently attempting to gain some good will and a reputation as a caring baby-daddy by telling his "fans" that he was all sad and shit because he had been away from home for a week and missed his boys, Sean Preston and Jayden James. That's all fine and good, but what about your OTHER two kids by your OTHER baby-mama? You know, the one you walked out on when she was pregnant? He is having the WORST. WEEK. EVER. and I am loving it.

do you hate all rappers, or just rich ones?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I am sure if K-Fed was a fine, upstanding guy and the tables were turned and Britney was trying to get money out of him, the vitriol would be appropriate, Mr. Create-an-Issue-where-there-is-none.

Guess I should stick to reporting the weather.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
With all the lunch boxes, horsies and now baseball cards, it wouldn't surprise me if your last 3 boyfriends were no more than 13 years old.

A rookie card is a player's first major league card. Go to a Sports memorabilia store and tell them you want their rookie cards. This isn't horsey science.

TM

You are such an ass.

This if for the lunchbox collector's aunt--who asked me to help her, having knowledge of my lunchbox finding abilities, she assumed I could do the same with baseball cards.

[Cletus Miller]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
As of today Cletus (no offense, Cletus) is seeking full custody of his spawn. What a joke, but not surprising, consider what a shithead he is.

None taken. I'm sure he would take them if the child support payments were high enough.

I almost wanted to go to his show at the House of Blues yesterday to heckle him. They've been giving the tickets away (, plus the ticketmaster fee, of course) all week trying to get anyone to show up.

[Cletus Miller]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
You are such an ass.

This if for the lunchbox collector's aunt--who asked me to help her, having knowledge of my lunchbox finding abilities, she assumed I could do the same with baseball cards.

I'll be helpful--plenty of the larger cardshops have websites. Find one of them (I have no recommendation) and ask for the two rookie cards, they'll probably offer you multiple choices. Tell them you don't know which in particular you're looking for, they should recommend one (probably whatever they have a surplus of, but who cares, so long as it's the rookie card). If you want to cover your bases, get a rookie card from each manufacturer. (Check the prices quoted against ebay, if you're worried about paying $1 or 2/card too much.) Easy enough.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
do you hate all rappers, or just rich ones?

I fucking LOVE Pitbull.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitbull_(rapper)

LOVE him. I am obsessed with him lately.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Right -- like this board is going to talk about non-trailer trash/celebrities getting divorced. I didn't hear too much Ron Perlman/Ellen Barkin/Patricia Duff talk on this board either.

I am sure if K-Fed was a fine, upstanding guy and the tables were turned and Britney was trying to get money out of him, the vitriol would be appropriate, Mr. Create-an-Issue-where-there-is-none.

And WTF IS up with Patricia Duff/Ellen Barkin? okay Pat Duff she had a kid with him, but Ellen Barkin did not. She sold off her entire jewelry collection afterwards...south sea pearls. etc. then ellen claims she is so happy to go back to work.

I call bs.

And so he goes with this redheaded dr. chick and gives her a man's rolex. Is that his calling card??

By the way he is ugly as sin. meh.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
So Tower Records is going out of business. I've already hit them up a couple times. They're going to gasp around for another month or so, like the fish at the end of that Faith No More video, slowly lowering prices until the final curtain falls.

I'm fairly current with new music. I've got podcasts that keep me up to date on new releases and hot bands. I know most of the classics. I don't need to be told to buy Revolver or Exile on Main Street. Plus, it's not like it's hard to find 70s rock. Even if beer and truck commericals aren't using it like they used to, it's on the radio in every market in the country. But are there any "classic rock" albums I actually need? Any that don't sound overplayed and cliched by now? I was thinking of picking up The Allman Brothers Live at Fillmore East. Are there any others?

Oh, and no Grateful Dead or Yes. I'm not in the market for patchoulli or twelve-sided dice.

I've been doing the same thing as you, but more with their books and dvd departments. I have one off-genre recommendation if you don't already have it, it's not classic rock, but it is a classic from the 70's: Talking Book, Stevie Wonder. It's just good.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Hmm. Some of these are colored by misty water-colored memories of nostalgia, but here are the ones that immediately popped into my head:

Chicago Transit Authority. Aerosmith's Toys in the Attic. Cheap Trick Live at Budokan. Rainbow. Springsteen's Born to Run (skip the title track to avoid overplayed and cliched). Patti Smith's Horses.

You rock. I love Ritchie Blackmore

Boston
Brothers Johnson
AWB (the White Album)
Van Halen (the original)
Earth Wind and Fire (Celebration?)
Ohio Players (Fire)
Head East
Judas Priest (Remington Steel?)
David Bowie (Let's Dance)
Al Stewart (Year of the Cat)
Foghat
Bad Company (Runnin with the Pack)
Donna Summers (hot Stuff)
Joe Jackson (Look Sharp)
Surf Punks
Blondie
Oingo Boingo
Tommy Tutone