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11-09-2006, 01:36 PM
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#3976
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SJP
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
The lighting or exposure or shading or whatever in those pictures is weird and accentuates the wrinkles. Possibly -- and I speak from experience here -- she got a little too much sun and after the top layer of skin wears off, she'll look normal-er again.
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Skin's the least of her issues. She looks like Mrs. Ed.
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11-09-2006, 01:36 PM
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#3977
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
The hideousity is unparalleled.
(according to wikipedia, she was born March 25, 1965, which makes her almost 41. And also means she shares her birthday with the Brazenette, who is 37 years her junior.)
edit: She's almost 42. Math is hard.
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11-09-2006, 01:37 PM
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#3978
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
When I have my ass/face moment, I am going with ass.
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What's an ass/face moment?
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11-09-2006, 01:37 PM
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#3979
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Steaming Hot
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Skin's the least of her issues. She looks like Mrs. Ed.
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I prefer Roger Daltry with tits. Wasn't that you who coined that?
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11-09-2006, 01:37 PM
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#3980
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
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You need one from the Tommy era.
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11-09-2006, 01:37 PM
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#3981
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SJP
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
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What is that????
I love that wwtdd.com calls Nicole Ritchie "Chupacabra."
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11-09-2006, 01:38 PM
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#3982
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
When I have my ass/face moment, I am going with ass.
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Meaning you will choose ass, or sacrifice ass?
"I had fat from my ASS injected into my FACE!"
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11-09-2006, 01:39 PM
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#3983
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SJP
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You need one from the Tommy era.
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and SJP with full hair, not tied back.
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11-09-2006, 01:39 PM
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#3984
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I prefer Roger Daltry with tits. Wasn't that you who coined that?
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Yes, but it was hardly revelatory on my part. Watch any scene with Daltrey in it from Tommy and tell me it's not immediately obvious.
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11-09-2006, 01:39 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You need one from the Tommy era.
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11-09-2006, 01:40 PM
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#3986
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Federscum
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Could we not talk about Ron Perelman on this board?
He was at my wedding. I've known him all my life. He's like an "uncle" to me.
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I hear he's available.
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11-09-2006, 01:41 PM
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#3987
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
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That's the stuff...
The frightening thing is, he'd be objectively better looking than her as a woman.
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11-09-2006, 01:42 PM
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#3988
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
and SJP with full hair, not tied back.
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With her hair pulled back she's architecturally reminiscent of the alien in Alien.
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11-09-2006, 01:44 PM
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#3989
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Steaming Hot
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
What's an ass/face moment?
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Catherine Deneuve said something along the lines of "after a certain age, you can have your face or you can have your ass -- I have chosen my face."
What I meant to say was that I'd choose my face as well and not worry about my ass.
The point is that if you have no fat, after a certain age, your face is going to wrinkle like SJPs.
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11-09-2006, 01:45 PM
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#3990
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Steaming Hot
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Meaning you will choose ass, or sacrifice ass?
"I had fat from my ASS injected into my FACE!"
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Sacrifice ass. But that ass-fat face injection sounds like a way to have both. Take that, Catherine Deneuve!
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