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[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Clearly we are not drunk enough yet. "breast wrangling."

I highly recommend both of these. Hop* to it.

*This should not be read as a come on and/or endorsement of sb.

[Paisley]

OK, so clearly everyone needs to relax a bit.

Doing my part, I had a spa-rific day. (I am, or at least aspire to be, a spa addict.) This consisted of -

1 - Lehua Honey Drenched Escape. (Water room treatment - w/ sea salt exfoliation, honey and coconut oil slather, and scalp treatment. For whatever it's worth, despite similarities to other activities descibed on this board, this is not torture. It did, however, make me want to pee periodically. I resisted.)

2. 1 hour massage. (One of my best ever, and I am a tough grader.)

3. Alcona, pumpkin, fruit-enzyme facial. I am so glow-ee.

I recommend this highly. You will be far less concerned about the posting activies of certain someones . . .

I am now off to take a jacuzzi.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Paisley
OK, so clearly everyone needs to relax a bit.

Doing my part, I had a spa-rific day. (I am, or at least aspire to be, a spa addict.) This consisted of -

1 - Lehua Honey Drenched Escape. (Water room treatment - w/ sea salt exfoliation, honey and coconut oil slather, and scalp treatment. For whatever it's worth, despite similarities to other activities descibed on this board, this is not torture. It did, however, make me want to pee periodically. I resisted.)

2. 1 hour massage. (One of my best ever, and I am a tough grader.)

3. Alcona, pumpkin, fruit-enzyme facial. I am so glow-ee.

I recommend this highly. You will be far less concerned about the posting activies of certain someones . . .

I am now off to take a jacuzzi.

Before I go off on tattoos, I want to make it clear that I am not denigrating women who get colorings, manicures, pedicures, lifts, reductions, botox, eyejobs, implants, rhinoplasty, or procedures that I'm not thinking of right now. Whatever floats your boat; do it. Fuck everyone else. And I will do what I like. That said, big tats turn me off. I see a chick with sleeves or obvious tit tats, and I'm out. Maybe the next generation is turned on by it , and I am a fuddy duddy (in a different way from NotBob, who I think I could only handle by dosing Cheerios), but I want to say to them " Why have you defiled your othwise attractive body with that crap?".

Which leads me to "massage." The current so-called massage professionals are the same hippie twits who sold EST or crystals to suckers a few years ago. When I went to Burning Man, I couldn't figure out whether the self-offered masseurs were pervs hiding behind the hippy bullshit of "It's not sexual" or they had actually smoked so much that it really was not sexual. Either way, the legitimazation of massage pisses me off; whoever figured they could get $100 an hour for rubbing chicks, as opposed to dealing with an obnoxious plaintiff pisshead, is my hero.


That said, I admit it that I am an ignoramus about massage and acupuncture and other "altertative medicine."

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Maybe the next generation is turned on by it , and I am a fuddy duddy (in a different way from NotBob, who I think I could only handle by dosing Cheerios)

You wound me. Besides, I figure that my sense of suburban Middle American outrage at the sins of the entertainment industry will stand me well when I finally sell out and become a Republican. If William Bennett can get rich off of shouting about it, why not me? Bet he doesn't work Saturdays. Bastard.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Paisley
OK, so clearly everyone needs to relax a bit.

Doing my part, I had a spa-rific day. (I am, or at least aspire to be, a spa addict.) This consisted of -

1 - Lehua Honey Drenched Escape. (Water room treatment - w/ sea salt exfoliation, honey and coconut oil slather, and scalp treatment. For whatever it's worth, despite similarities to other activities descibed on this board, this is not torture. It did, however, make me want to pee periodically. I resisted.)

2. 1 hour massage. (One of my best ever, and I am a tough grader.)

3. Alcona, pumpkin, fruit-enzyme facial. I am so glow-ee.

I recommend this highly. You will be far less concerned about the posting activies of certain someones . . .

I am now off to take a jacuzzi.

I think it is awesome that you treat yourself to luxury...mazel tov!

My dream is to go to Bliss and have at it, but I cannot quite bring myself to do it....someday.

All of those action items sound dee-lish..mmm

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I WAS COMMENTING ON WANKER'S STUPID POST.

Thank god, I'm not the brick here.

If you were taking my post seriously, and obvously you were, then yes, you are, indeed, the brick.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by LessinSF
they had actually smoked so much that it really was not sexual.

I haven't smoked in decades, but I have never found a point where sex leaves my mind from too much smoke. to the contrary.

[Paisley]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Before I go off on tattoos, I want to make it clear that I am not denigrating women who get colorings, manicures, pedicures, lifts, reductions, botox, eyejobs, implants, rhinoplasty, or procedures that I'm not thinking of right now. Whatever floats your boat; do it. Fuck everyone else. And I will do what I like. That said, big tats turn me off. I see a chick with sleeves or obvious tit tats, and I'm out. Maybe the next generation is turned on by it , and I am a fuddy duddy (in a different way from NotBob, who I think I could only handle by dosing Cheerios), but I want to say to them " Why have you defiled your othwise attractive body with that crap?".

Which leads me to "massage." The current so-called massage professionals are the same hippie twits who sold EST or crystals to suckers a few years ago. When I went to Burning Man, I couldn't figure out whether the self-offered masseurs were pervs hiding behind the hippy bullshit of "It's not sexual" or they had actually smoked so much that it really was not sexual. Either way, the legitimazation of massage pisses me off; whoever figured they could get $100 an hour for rubbing chicks, as opposed to dealing with an obnoxious plaintiff pisshead, is my hero.


That said, I admit it that I am an ignoramus about massage and acupuncture and other "altertative medicine."

If it helps your image of this, I have no tatoos, and my therapists were chicks (although that is not a requirement for me). And it felt gooooood.

I do not think I would enjoy being massaged by stinky, sweaty hippie twits at Burning Man, but who knows . . .

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by LessinSF
Before I go off on tattoos...big tats turn me off. I see a chick with sleeves or obvious tit tats, and I'm out. Maybe the next generation is turned on by it, and I am a fuddy duddy (in a different way from NotBob, who I think I could only handle by dosing Cheerios), but I want to say to them " Why have you defiled your othwise attractive body with that crap?"

Earlier in the week, I sent my BF an email with this picture and the caption "When Stupid People Get Tattoos."

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
awful pic involving anderson

This woman used to be off-the-planet hot: http://www.vanishingtattoo.com/tatto...indemulder.htm (mostly pretty safe pics of Janine Lindemulder and her body-defiled, off-putting tats)

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by LessinSF
This woman used to be off-the-planet hot: http://www.vanishingtattoo.com/tatto...indemulder.htm (mostly pretty safe pics of Janine Lindemulder and her body-defiled, off-putting tats)

From "too pretty for porn" to "shouldn't you be in some home-made gonzo biker fetish film?" I don't mind a bit of ink, especially on some women, but Janine, oh Janine, why?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by LessinSF
That said, I admit it that I am an ignoramus about massage

Yeh.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Uh, Hatians?

I don't care what anyone says. I love you.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I don't care what anyone says. I love you.

sure, but in the interest of candor, you should mention your asian fetish.

also, I would be remiss if I didn't mention that in High School the special Ed teacher got a restraining order to keep you from bothering her girls.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I don't care what anyone says. I love you.

Awwwww, thanks, Seb. you're awesome.