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[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Forehead.

I have had horrid insomnia for more than a year now and often take sleeping pills in various combinations, sometimes with copious amounts of alcohol, which can lead to some really fucked up dreams, which I call hallucinations since I don't really ever have the sensation of having been asleep and rarely if ever sleep for even one whole hour at a time. Anyway, last night in my hallucination I had the word "CURVES" tattooed in gothic script in six-inch high letters all across my chest, from collarbone to nipple. It was that green color of old tattoos, and even in my dream I HATED it. I couldn't believe I had it. I was so disgusted with myself. I had to rush to the mirro to prove to myself it was all a hallucination.

Seriously though. "CURVES." WTF?

I often have hallucinations involving very inappropriate tattoos. I wonder what this means.

[dtb]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I have had horrid insomnia for more than a year now and often take sleeping pills in various combinations, sometimes with copious amounts of alcohol, which can lead to some really fucked up dreams, which I call hallucinations since I don't really ever have the sensation of having been asleep and rarely if ever sleep for even one whole hour at a time. Anyway, last night in my hallucination I had the word "CURVES" tattooed in gothic script in six-inch high letters all across my chest, from collarbone to nipple. It was that green color of old tattoos, and even in my dream I HATED it. I couldn't believe I had it. I was so disgusted with myself. I had to rush to the mirro to prove to myself it was all a hallucination.

Seriously though. "CURVES." WTF?

I often have hallucinations involving very inappropriate tattoos. I wonder what this means.

That's all very interesting, but I have a more pressing question about your Location. Are you with the Sliver woman (like, from the movie?) or a Silver woman? Or both?

I must know.

[Replaced_Texan]

The Texans won, and the Sunday night game was entertaining as hell. That field goal return was awesome (sorry ncs). A good week of football as far as I'm concerned.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The Texans won, and the Sunday night game was entertaining as hell. That field goal return was awesome (sorry ncs). A good week of football as far as I'm concerned.

Apropos of football, when did the Pac 10 decide that they were all* going to adopt uniforms that look like they were rejected as too garish by the wardrobe people from "Any Given Sunday"? Jesus H. Christ! First it was the Ducks, and then it spread throughout the conference. It was actually painful to watch the Arizona game.

*Except for USC. Which pisses me off even more because I have hated Southern Cal ever since the days of John McKay's "student body right."

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by dtb
That's all very interesting, but I have a more pressing question about your Location. Are you with the Sliver woman (like, from the movie?) or a Silver woman? Or both?

I must know.

It's a bit unclear, given my drunken stupor, but I can see myself reflected in her silverness. I haven't seen the movie (what movie?!??) so maybe she is just a woman who is silver?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You are basing your whole knowledge of massage on what you see during your dirty-old-man forays to Burning Man? That's like saying you know something about art because you once read a Spiderman comic book. If you are pissed off about something, at least waste your energy on something with substance.

I have a female friend who was at a corp conference and got a massage in the Hotel from a woman. The masseuse was completely normal and very professional until, near the end of the massage, the masseuse very nonchalantly, in a businesslike fashion, squeezed and "kneaded" my friend's nipples. My friend didn't know what to do. She figured it was normal, and didn't want to look like a rube, so she said nothing.

Is that normal?

Paranthetically, I can't speak to this mutual friend of my wife and I anymore without thinking about this story. I almost wish she; hadn't told us, because I wind up staring at her rack, which is quite ample.

[nononono]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I have a female friend who was at a corp conference and got a massage in the Hotel from a woman. The masseuse was completely normal and very professional until, near the end of the massage, the masseuse very nonchalantly, in a businesslike fashion, squeezed and "kneaded" my friend's nipples. My friend didn't know what to do. She figured it was normal, and didn't want to look like a rube, so she said nothing.

Is that normal?

Paranthetically, I can't speak to this mutual friend of my wife and I anymore without thinking about this story. I almost wish she; hadn't told us, because I wind up staring at her rack, which is quite ample.

No, it's not normal. Normally they use their tongues, too. Your friend should have complained to reception.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I have a female friend who was at a corp conference and got a massage in the Hotel from a woman. The masseuse was completely normal and very professional until, near the end of the massage, the masseuse very nonchalantly, in a businesslike fashion, squeezed and "kneaded" my friend's nipples. My friend didn't know what to do. She figured it was normal, and didn't want to look like a rube, so she said nothing.

Is that normal?

Paranthetically, I can't speak to this mutual friend of my wife and I anymore without thinking about this story. I almost wish she; hadn't told us, because I wind up staring at her rack, which is quite ample.

You are recycling posts, my friend. Either from infirmation or this board.

I cannot help having the memory that I have.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I have had horrid insomnia for more than a year now and often take sleeping pills in various combinations, sometimes with copious amounts of alcohol, which can lead to some really fucked up dreams, which I call hallucinations since I don't really ever have the sensation of having been asleep and rarely if ever sleep for even one whole hour at a time. Anyway, last night in my hallucination I had the word "CURVES" tattooed in gothic script in six-inch high letters all across my chest, from collarbone to nipple. It was that green color of old tattoos, and even in my dream I HATED it. I couldn't believe I had it. I was so disgusted with myself. I had to rush to the mirro to prove to myself it was all a hallucination.

Seriously though. "CURVES." WTF?

I often have hallucinations involving very inappropriate tattoos. I wonder what this means.

I haven't a clue, but I like the cut of your jib more every day...

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You are recycling posts, my friend. Either from infirmation or this board.

I cannot help having the memory that I have.

I had the same feeling as I wrote this. Either way, I love the story. You can't go wrong with women playing with each opther's nipples.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I had the same feeling as I wrote this. Either way, I love the story. You can't go wrong with women playing with each opther's nipples.

recycling stories is fine provided they fit and yours did, plus there are newbers to think of, plus there are those of us with bad memories to think of.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
recycling stories is fine provided they fit and yours did, plus there are newbers to think of, plus there are those of us with bad memories to think of.

Indeed.

The great thing about it is that I think it was word for word, exactly the same as the first time he posted it, right down to the "is that normal?". Which shows integrity of character.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Indeed.

The great thing about it is that I think it was word for word, exactly the same as the first time he posted it, right down to the "is that normal?". Which shows integrity of character.

Did he cut and paste??

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Indeed.

The great thing about it is that I think it was word for word, exactly the same as the first time he posted it, right down to the "is that normal?". Which shows integrity of character.

are you saying he simply copied an earlier post? that isn't acceptable. reusing the same basic facts is fine, if appropriately used, but I do not find a pure and simple copy of an earlier post at all acceptable.

this is a serious allegation indeed. it if proves true, I will ask burger to create a button that will allow me to ignore sebastian.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Did he cut and paste??

now that i think of it, whenever blue triangle was posting his cut and pastes sebastian was also posting. coincidence?