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[Spanky]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Reason number 465 things would never work out between Spanky and me: I would not be able to stop laughing if someone actually used the term "chasing skirts" in front of me. Ever. It would actually kill me if it is possible to die from laughing too long (or too hard?).

Okay, Sam Spade.

Would you have preferred "chasing tail"?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Spanky
Would you have preferred "chasing tail"?

Well, based on prior dating threads, since what you most likely meant was "when we head to the strip clubs", it seems like "chasing g strings" might be a more accurate description. But "chasing skirts" is quite Spankiesque. Don't go changin'.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Well, based on prior dating threads, since what you most likely meant was "when we head to the strip clubs", it seems like "chasing g strings" might be a more accurate description. But "chasing skirts" is quite Spankiesque. Don't go changin'.

step. back.

Spankster says he picks up strippers at the clubs. That is some heavy pulling. It may be puffed, but if true, you have to give the man credit.

Just FYI Spanky has a blog on another internet board. In his blog he gives advice on keeping your chick happy. I'm pretty sure Mr Man is a regular reader and poster at the blog.

By the way, my favorite dating thread was from Greedy Detroit. Some guy was giving some other guy tips on chasing skirt and how to get the skirts turned up. BUT the advice was being given at 12:30 on a Friday night!

[Spanky]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Well, based on prior dating threads, since what you most likely meant was "when we head to the strip clubs", it seems like "chasing g strings" might be a more accurate description. But "chasing skirts" is quite Spankiesque. Don't go changin'.

I am sensing a little hostility? Have I said something to offend you? Why are you such a bitter woman?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
nwtf? Penske was one of your few supporters, and you turn on him?

Penske is not bald and grey as far as I know and he told me he wears Tommy Bahama which is acceptable to me.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Spanky
I am sensing a little hostility? Have I said something to offend you? Why are you such a bitter woman?

You may be sensing hostility. I have no idea. None was intended by me however, so that would be your problem, I guess. I find you amusing. Like a clown. Does Joe Pesci ever head out to chase skirts?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Spanky
Why are you such a bitter woman?

No kids. She's unfulfilled.

[Spanky]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You may be sensing hostility. I have no idea. None was intended by me however, so that would be your problem, I guess. I find you amusing. Like a clown. Does Joe Pesci ever head out to chase skirts?

Even in your denial of hostility you are hostile. What has happened to you to make you so bitter? Bad dating history?

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Spanky
Why are you such a bitter woman?

She's childless. Duh. Hasn't patentpara taught us anything?

eta Beaten by gwink; oh, Canada, indeed!

[Spanky]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
No kids. She's unfulfilled.

Is that the problem? You have stated that your husband ( or boyfriend, I forget) doesn't put out enough but you seem pretty well adjusted.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Spanky
Even in your denial of hostility you are hostile. What has happened to you to make you so bitter? Bad dating history?

You are too ernest to get me Spanky. We established this sometime in 2005. You merely forget. It was somewhere around reason number 12 that things would never work out between me and Spanky.

But if you start trying to psychoanalyze me, most likely hilarity will ensue, so please continue. I'm all about adding non-ppnyc-related content to the boards.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
She's childless. Duh. Hasn't patentpara taught us anything?

eta Beaten by gwink; oh, Canada, indeed!

Will anyone ever let me live that down? meh. I said I was sorry and I've toned it down.

One night I went out with my friend visiting NYC from boston and her sister in grad school...and her former sorority sisters and we all went out years ago to some trendy bar with barbies encased in clear jello cases..whatever. And so they were bitching about not finding suitable men to date so I offered some lame assed advice and they all turned to me and one of them said "Well! that is easy for you to say you found someone! huff!"

I was horrifed.

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Rarely the dog's fault. Plant your foot in the owner's ass. Dogs are kewl.

2!

[Spanky]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
She's childless. Duh. Hasn't patentpara taught us anything?

eta Beaten by gwink; oh, Canada, indeed!

I have her on ignore.

[dc_chef]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Female litigators have no idea how much they can get away with if they'd put down the hardass "making it on their brains" posture and shake their moneymakers and flirt. You could pick my fucking pockets dry... Even hitched, no man can get icy with a flirty cute chick. If I had a tight little ass, sexy eyes and set of tits, I'd have a corner office...

I sat in the rows behind counsel table one day, watching a hot woman litigator try to persuade the judge. Flipping her hair, cute giggle, you name it, she was working it. And I was fine with it, because she was bending over to hear him. She was even more obvious about it when the judge called her side up to sidebar to discuss settlement potential. She had a flotilla of men next to her, but she did all of the talking (and hair flipping). Wow, did she work it. To the judge's credit, though, he didn't seem to buy it. When he started pressing her with questions, the hair flipping stopped, she dropped the giggle, and stammered something or other that seemed pretty unsatisfactory.