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[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Are you saying that you wouldn't make romantic explosion on either of their stomachs?

I suspect they have targets on their lower backs.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Are you saying that you wouldn't make romantic explosion on either of their stomachs?

What stomachs? I'd think they would had to have had their spleens removed to make room for a porterhouse.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I suspect they have targets on their lower backs.

Unless you're shooting from across the room, that really doesn't seem like much of a challenge. Granted, that's likely as close as I could get to them, but still. I'd think a bottom-of-the-neck, top-of-the-back sort of tat would make a better target.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Unless you're shooting from across the room, that really doesn't seem like much of a challenge. Granted, that's likely as close as I could get to them, but still. I'd think a bottom-of-the-neck, top-of-the-back sort of tat would make a better target.

Substitute "delineated designated area" for "target." "Target" isn't so romantic.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Substitute "delineated designated area" for "target." "Target" isn't so romantic.

Sexay. You should get "dilineated designated area" tattooed in a fancy font, maybe spiraling aroung your belly button.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Sexay. You should get "dilineated designated area" tattooed in a fancy font, maybe spiraling aroung your belly button.

Fringey works for the Federal Splooge Aviation Agency.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
One of the partners in the elevator told me I was beautiful.

For the love of God. Every day, we'll all just assume that you've posted about someone complimenting your beauty, and you won't have to post about it, 'kay?

[dc_chef]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Instant mocha latte. I just discovered that if you buy a Starbucks Venti bold coffee with a shot of espresso in it and pour half a container of that powdered vanilla they keep at the stations along with half of one of those vanilla milks they sell in near the cash registers, you get a really good vanilla coffee.

Have you tried the peppermint mocha? And the mint brownie? I suspect I am going to be a lot fatter as a result of both.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
I'd spend much of my summers on Lake Tahoe. The salubrious climate of Lake Tahoe is the perfect match for the region's spectacular alpine scenery and our year-round outdoor lifestyle. During the summer months, the weather is practically ideal. In June, July, and August, the probability of sunny skies exceeds 90% on any given day, and the average afternoon high temperature ranges between 69 and 77 degrees.

Atticus?

[notcasesensitive]

The damn movie industry is killing me. Film at 11.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Unless you're shooting from across the room, that really doesn't seem like much of a challenge. Granted, that's likely as close as I could get to them, but still. I'd think a bottom-of-the-neck, top-of-the-back sort of tat would make a better target.

It's the near impossibility of managing not to overshoot a target that close that makes it such a challenge.

You almost have to back away and guess... Is this a pitching wedge or 9 iron?

[Tables R Us]

Y'all know how gyms attract members by having big glass windows to display ladies on cardio equipment or doing aerobics?

Well, some jewish folks have a temple facing such a window, and didn't like seeing all that skin, so they paid to have the window frosted. Now there's a spat because some femmes like being on display.

Is this offensive? We think not.

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[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
The damn movie industry is killing me. Film at 11.

It's ok. They all pimped Al Gore's magnum opus. They're forgiven.

Is there anything more fitting than the fact that Al gave us 117 minutes about... ice.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Tables R Us
Y'all know how gyms attract members by having big glass windows to display ladies on cardio equipment or doing aerobics?

Well, some jewish folks have a temple facing such a window, and didn't like seeing all that skin, so they paid to have the window frosted. Now there's a spat because some femmes like being on display.

Is this offensive? We think not.

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I don't think Jesus had much to do with this.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by dc_chef
Have you tried the peppermint mocha? And the mint brownie? I suspect I am going to be a lot fatter as a result of both.

Peppermint's not a flavor. Peppermint's something you stick in your mouth when you've had too much garlic.

I don't enjoy the mint thing. My father used to buy mint ice cream when I was a child and I still hate the son of a bitch for it. Cruel bastard.